Review: The Darkest Promise by Gena Showalter

Review: The Darkest Promise by Gena ShowalterThe Darkest Promise by Gena Showalter
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Series: Lords of the Underworld #13
Pages: 384
on March 27th 2018
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New York Times
bestselling author Gena Showalter returns with a sizzling Lords of the Underworld story about an iron-willed sovereign and the somber beauty who melts him with a glance

Possessed by the demon of Misery, Cameo isn't allowed to experience joy. If she dares, her memory is wiped clean. With no other recourse, she sneaks into a land more fantastical than any fairy tale, determined to find the one man with the key to her redemption.

Lazarus the Cruel and Unusual rules his kingdom with a single unwavering focus: to build his army and annihilate his enemies. Nothing distracts him - until Cameo. He is relentless in his quest to make her smile and seduce her into his bed.

As dark forces conspire against them, threatening to destroy the fragile bond they've forged, the once-calm Lazarus grows crazed. Every heart-stopping kiss and wicked touch causes Cameo to teeter on the brink of happiness. But if she falls, she risks forgetting him forever

My Review:

The Darkest Promise is the hopefully lucky 13th book in the Lords of the Underworld series. It is appropriately just a bit different from the previous books, because the demon in this particular entry inhabits Cameo, the lone woman among the men who became Lords of the Underworld by hosting a demon.

As Cameo herself puts it, she’s the lone Smurfette among all the Smurfs, always having to be twice as hard and four times as badass to get the men to take her seriously.

Unless, of course she lets her demon out. Cameo’s demon is Misery, and when she lets him out, everyone takes her very seriously – about as seriously as a heart attack. Or the deepest darkest depression ever known. When Misery talks, everyone around them cries, runs away and tries to slit their own wrists.

Of course, Cameo’s demon Misery does not just inflict himself on those around Cameo, his greatest victim is Cameo herself, who has him stuck inside her head and is therefore always available for him to do his worst to. And he does, every single day of her long and miserable life.

But even though Misery makes her forget the few times that Cameo manages, well, not to be completely miserable, she is aware that there is one male in the cosmos who made her happy, however briefly. All she has to do is find her way back to the Spirit Realms to see if Lazarus the Cruel and Unusual, Lord of the Realm of Grimm and Fantic, is willing to make her happy yet again.

And if he’s willing to tell her everything that Misery made her forget.

Unfortunately for both Lazarus and Cameo, he isn’t merely the one man who is immune to her demon. Because Lazarus is cursed by his own blood to be turned into a crystal chrysalis by constant exposure to the one woman who is his mate – his obsession. For Lazarus, Cameo is that woman, and her initial visit to his realm has already begun the deadly process of crystallization.

Lazarus has vengeance to wreck before he becomes to enfeebled to carry out his plans. Being with Cameo dramatically shortens the time he has available.

But she is his obsession, and he can’t resist. He isn’t even sure that he wants to. While Cameo, knowing that she will be the cause of her love’s death, opens herself even further to the demon within.

Escape Rating B: As long as this series is, I’m not sure that this book will make any sense without reading at least some of the previous entries. Particularly as this is not the first time we’ve met Cameo and Lazarus and watched them interact. And that’s a good thing, because without those previous meetings this book would smack of insta-love.

The premise behind this whole series is still a fascinating one. The Lords of the Underworld are the warriors who made the extremely foolish mistake of opening Pandora’s Box. When the box was opened, all those escaped demons needed a place to live (and work their worst) so they inhabited the bodies of the warriors near them. A fitting punishment.

But as the series has progressed, those warriors have managed to find love and happiness in spite of the demons they harbor. And with the help of their friends and allies, they are closing in on the location of the Box and perhaps a cure for their “condition”.

Of course, as immortal warriors they have also gathered a whole lot of equally immortal enemies, and often find themselves caught in the crossfire between rival factions. In the case of this entry, they are caught up in the ongoing warfare between Hades and Lucifer.

And yes, this is a story where all the pantheons seem to be real. And active.

The romance in this paranormal romance is between two beings who expect to be hated and reviled – Lazarus, son of the monster Typhon and Cameo, Mother of Misery. These are two people who have zero expectations of a happy ever after, or of ever finding happy at all, and yet, they are perfect for each other – if they can leap over the baggage that they carry and get past millennia of negative expectations and destroyed hopes.

In the end, love does conquer all, and in a way that the reader has been expecting pretty much from the beginning of the story. But it’s an interesting read watching her work for it.

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Review: The Darkest Torment by Gena Showalter + Giveaway

Review: The Darkest Torment by Gena Showalter + GiveawayThe Darkest Torment by Gena Showalter
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Series: Lords of the Underworld #12
Pages: 576
Published by Harlequin Books on November 22nd 2016
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Can Beauty tame her Beast?


Driven to his death by the demon of Distrust, Baden spent centuries in purgatory. Now he's back, but at what cost? Bound to the king of the underworld, an even darker force, he's unable to withstand the touch of another and he's quickly devolving into a heartless assassin with an uncontrollable temper. Things only get worse when a mission goes awry and he finds himself saddled with a bride just not his own.
Famed dog trainer Katarina Joelle is forced to marry a monster to protect her loved ones. When she's taken hostage by the ruthless, beautiful Baden immediately after the ceremony, she's plunged into a war between two evils with a protector more dangerous than the monsters he hunts. They are meant to be enemies, but neither can resist the passion burning between them and all too soon the biggest threat is to her heart.
But as Baden slips deeper into the abyss, she'll have to teach him to love or lose him forever.

My Review:

The concept that training a demon, or training a man, is just like training a dog, is too funny not to share. This may be the first time I’ve read about a heroine who directly compares her hero to a canine – and a not very well behaved one at that.

Baden and Katarina don’t exactly seem made for each other when they meet, and it is far, far from a meet-cute.

Katarina is in the midst of her forced wedding to a man who has threatened to kill her dogs if she doesn’t obey. Katarina may hate him (she does) and he’s thoroughly evil (which he is) but she loves the dogs she’s trained. She also loves her brother, who is currently a minion of said evil bastard – because said evil bastard is supplying him with heroin.

Katarina’s life would seem to have reached the depths of extreme suckitude, until her wedding is invaded by Baden and the Lords of the Underworld. Baden is running errands for Hades, fighting on the front lines of a war in the underworld. Said evil bastard, named Alek, has something that Hades wants. When he refuses to give it up – I said he was evil, right? – Baden takes Katarina, still in her hated wedding gown, instead.

Too bad this happens after the “I do’s”.

Katarina finds herself in the middle of that underworld war. Hades may be bad (he is!) but his enemy Lucifer is much, much worse. And Baden is caught in the thick of the action. Since Baden can’t let go of Katarina until he gets back whatever Alek has, Katarina is in the thick of it right along with him.

Her beloved dogs have been killed. Alek murdered them to get vicarious revenge on Katarina. When she emerges from her grief, she is presented with two gamboling puppies who need her protection. But Gravy and Pudding don’t need Katarina nearly as much as Baden does. The more Hades tries to turn Baden to the dark side, the more light that Katarina shines into his life.

But human and weak Katarina can’t survive among the immortal badasses in the middle of this battle. At least not until she develops some badass powers of her own. Human Katarina could never be the mate the Baden needed, but badass Katarina gives even Hades a run for his money.

And who knew that it would be so much fun to give a hellhound a bath?

Escape Rating B: This entry in the Lords of the Underworld series definitely has a “Beauty and the Beast” vibe. Katarina has to tame both Baden and the beast of Destruction who shares his soul. That she manages to do it is a testament to her skill as a dog trainer, because at the beginning, both Baden and Destruction are dogs with plenty of bark and a potentially deadly bite.

darkest touch by gena showalterThe Lords of the Underworld series is now 12 books in, and that’s a lot of backstory. I read a few of the early books, way back when, and picked up the next-most-recent, The Darkest Touch, earlier this year. It refreshed my memory on the general arc of the series, but my memory of all the individuals who have marauded through the pages is just a bit hazy. I still had fun.

The premise of the series is that the warriors who opened Pandora’s Box, millennia ago, were each infested with a demon bearing one of the plagues that was let out of the box. Now they are desperately trying to find a way to end their curse, as each of the warriors finds true love and some redemption. While it isn’t necessary to read the entire series to get in on the current action, the author’s guide to the current members of the troupe that features at the end of The Darkest Torment is a big help. This game has oodles of players, and it’s very nice to have a scorecard.

There is a bit of Stockholm Syndrome in the romance between Katarina and Baden, although there are points where the reader isn’t sure who captured whom. She does get dragged off at the beginning, but Baden is a way better bet than Alek, even with the demon of Destruction inside him. Alek is just that bad.

Katarina shows a lot of spine in dealing with Baden’s high-handedness, but it’s difficult to lose consciousness of the fact that he can overwhelm her at any time. It’s his desire for her willing cooperation that keeps him in check, and sometimes not much else. I’m glad that the initial extreme power imbalance is addressed before the HFN ending.

I’m only saying this is Happy For Now rather than Happy Ever After because the war in the underworld is still looming over everything. If our heroes don’t win the day, no one is getting much of an ever after at all.

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Review: The Darkest Touch by Gena Showalter + Giveaway

Review: The Darkest Touch by Gena Showalter  + GiveawayThe Darkest Touch (Lords of the Underworld #11) by Gena Showalter
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Series: Lords of the Underworld #11
Pages: 489
Published by Harlequin HQN on November 25th 2014
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From New York Times bestselling author Gena Showalter comes the long-awaited story of Torin, the most dangerous Lord of the Underworld yet…
Fierce immortal warrior. Host to the demon of Disease. Torin’s every touch causes sickness and death—and a worldwide plague. Carnal pleasure is utterly forbidden, and though he has always overcome temptation with an iron will, his control is about to shatter.
She is Keeley Cael. The Red Queen. When the powerful beauty with shocking vulnerabilities escapes from a centuries-long imprisonment, the desire that simmers between her and Torin is scorching. His touch could mean the end for her, but resisting her is the hardest battle he’s ever fought—and the only battle he fears he can’t win.

My Review:

I read the first several books in this series when they came out. The series has a pretty neat premise, all to do with Pandora, her box, and all the demons that were trapped inside. While the myth says that the demons all escaped and went out to wreck havoc among humanity, that myth doesn’t get into the details of exactly how they went out. Flying seems to be assumed, at least in the versions I remember.

But what if, and don’t most interesting stories start with “what if?”, what if instead of just disembodied evil spirits flying around, those demons took over bodies, specifically in this case the bodies of the warriors who mistakenly opened the box. Those are the Lords of the Underworld, the 12 now immortal warriors who are each sharing a body and a consciousness with an extremely malevolent demon.

In the series, it is now the 21st century, and those warriors have been around for centuries. Even being an immortal badass gets tiresome if you do it long enough. The humans who are hosting those demons are sick and tired of causing death and destruction wherever they go. They are holed up in a castle outside of Budapest, trying to avoid messing with humanity as much as they possibly can.

Because this series is paranormal romance, the stories do have a pattern. Probably why I stopped reading in the middle, as much as I enjoyed the individual books, the pattern becomes fairly obvious and more than a bit repetitious six books in.

The pattern is fairly simple. The immortal warrior finds the one person who can deal with his particular demon. While the warriors are mostly male, there are a few females in the bunch, and their pattern is the same, with the genders reversed.

darkest surrender by gena showalterFor example, in The Darkest Surrender the demon of Defeat finds a warrior-woman who is stronger than he is, so that she can give him the defeats that he craves. While it is a BDSM relationship, it works for them. It’s actually the only thing that could work for them.

There is also an overarching theme to the whole series. The Lords are hunting for Pandora’s old box. They believe they have a way to extricate the demons from their bodies, if they can only get together all of the correct tools and find the way to make them work. Both Hades and Lucifer make a bad habit of interfering with that plan, for nefarious reasons of their own. That Hades and Lucifer exist in the same time-stream is bizarrely fascinating.

But the story in The Darkest Touch is the story of someone who must absolutely be the universe’s oldest virgin. Torin is the host to the demon of Disease, and anyone he touches catches something painfully deadly and dies within hours. The few who survive his deadly touch become carriers themselves. All the big documented disease outbreaks in history, from the Black Death of the 1400s to the Spanish Flu of 1916, can all be traced back to Torin.

Finding a woman who can survive his demon is a major challenge. In the darkest cell of an interdimensional prison, Torin finds Keeleycael, the Red Queen, when he accidentally kills her best friend and fellow prisoner, Mari.

Keeley is a Curator, and her species is one of the few that is strong enough to survive Torin’s demon, not just once, but over and painfully over again. At first they are enemies, as Keeley vows to destroy Torin for killing her friend. But as they are forced to band together to defeat their mutual enemies, particularly Hades, they discover that they are perfect for each other – if they can just find a way around his little demon problem.

Hades holds the key to their happy for now. But he loved and lost Keeley once, and he is determined to win her back. At any cost.

Escape Rating B: This was fun. I enjoyed reading The Darkest Touch quite a bit. At the same time it made me remember why I stopped reading the series a few years ago. One book in a pattern is fun and even refreshing. This was a light read and I had a good time doing it. At the same time, because it had been a few years since I last dipped into this series, I didn’t see every path coming a mile away. More like two or three miles away.

On that other hand, by having skipped all the books between 5 and 10, I missed the relationships of some of the couples who are part of the larger “family”. When this series began the 12 Lords are all living together in the castle, isolated, unhappy, and often fighting with each other just to keep their demons happy and their doldrums at bay. By this point in the series, 10 and now 11 of those Lords have found their destined mates, some are married and a couple have babies on the way. Things are more than a bit different on the home front. Most of them are much happier, but they also have much more to lose when they get caught in a showdown between Hades and Lucifer.

And yes, it does make the head spin to have Hades and Lucifer, with their historical backstories intact, co-exist in the same universe. Cool but weird.

darkest night lords of the underworldBut all of the above gives me a headache about recommending whether The Darkest Touch can be read as a standalone or whether you need to read the rest of the series first. I think the answer is yes. I wouldn’t recommend reading them all, particularly not all at once, but it probably helps a bit with understanding the whole setup if one reads at least the first book, The Darkest Night.

This story stands or falls on the strength of the two main characters. This is true for every book in this series, because those two main characters, and how their relationship does or doesn’t work is the one element that changes from book to book.

The interesting thing about both Torin and Keeley is that they both have deep issues revolving around acceptance and inclusion. For very different reasons, neither of them has ever been fully part of any group.

While the Lords see Torin as one of their own, they also keep him literally at arm’s length in everything they do. He’s always on the outside of every gathering, because no one can touch him. And they can’t take him with them when they fight, because in combat, well, everybody touches everybody sooner or later, and anyone who didn’t end up immediately dead would spread Torin’s plagues.

Keeley seems to be the last of her kind. And it’s a kind that rejected her at every turn. Keeley’s people, the Curators, seem to be invented specifically for this mythology, but Keeley’s story is unfortunately all too familiar. Her family gave her away as a child bride to a powerful and abusive leader. When she finally killed him, she was rejected by her people. Then she threw herself at the first man who paid her any attention. Unfortunately, Hades was even more abusive and manipulative than the bastard she had been married to. He imprisoned and tortured her for centuries, all because he was afraid that she might be more powerful than he was. And he was so very right about that.

That Keeley and Torin find each other seems almost inevitable. They are perfect for each other. The way that they banter and flirt, is both fun and sad at the same time. They fall for each other in spite of their rocky start, because in the end they understand each other better than anyone else ever could.

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