Welcome to the Dad-O-Mite Giveaway Hop, hosted by Mama the Fox and Mom Does Reviews!
Father’s Day was yesterday, June 15th, in the U.S. as well as a whole host of other countries. In honor of that day, this blog hop celebrates dads of all kinds everywhere, whether bio-dads, adoptive dads, foster dads, dads of choice, pet dads and every kind of dad, granddad and father figure out there who is loved by their children, whether those children are little, or big, or have four feet or fur or feathers or scales, or any combination of the above.
We all need someone to fill that role in our lives. We’re not all lucky enough to get such a person. If you have one, and yours is still around, give them an extra hug for those who never did or no longer do.
For more dad-worthy prizes, and maybe a few more dad jokes, be sure to visit the other stops on this hop!
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I don’t have any.
How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy? She wrote about it in her diary.
I had a quiet day of tennis today. There was no racket.
I do not have any.
I don’t have any.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
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My favorite dad joke: Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”
dad wasn;t much for jokes but I do recall- whats black and white with a cherry one top
What has 1,000 legs but can’t walk? 500 pairs of pants.
I don’t have one.
I don’t have one.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Someone glued my deck of cards together and…
I can’t deal with it at all.
Why did the gravel pit complain?
Answer: His kids kept taking him for granite.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
why cant monday pick up sunday? Because its a weak day
Can’t think of any…..
no fav
Why did the golfer bring two pants to the game? In case he got a hole in one.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something!
What do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans
I don’t have none
Wellllll. Don’t eat yellow snow.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
Is your refrigerator running? Well then you better go catch it.
What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they are shell fish…
What has five toes and isn’t your foot?
My foot. 🙂
Why are piggy banks so wise? They’re filled with common cents.
My best dad joke – I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.
I don’t know any.
What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog.
How does a dog with no nose smell? …… He smells bad.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
Answer: In a snowbank
don’t know of any
any pun really
I don’t know any dad jokes, sorry.