Welcome to the Dad-O-Mite Giveaway Hop, hosted by Mama the Fox and Mom Does Reviews!
Father’s Day is this coming Sunday, June 21st, in the U.S. as well as a whole host of other countries. (Which feels a bit late this year but that’s the way the calendar rolls.) In honor of that day, this blog hop celebrates dads of all kinds everywhere, whether bio-dads, adoptive dads, foster dads, dads of choice, pet dads and every kind of dad, granddad and father figure out there who is loved by their children, whether those children are little, or big, or have four feet or fur or feathers or scales, or any combination of the above.
We all need someone to fill that role in our lives. We’re not all lucky enough to get such a person. If you have one, and yours is still around, give them an extra hug for those who never did or no longer do.
For more dad-worthy prizes, and maybe a few more dad jokes, be sure to visit the other stops on this hop!
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny
Cute 🙂
My favorite Dad joke is Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they’re shell-fish.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
My kid gave me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor
no fav
I cannot think of one
I don’t know any jokes. Thanks for the chance. Happy June!
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My dad’s favorite joke was – Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
I actually don’t know any. But I am totally swiping the Dad-o-mite pun, it’s too fun not to. Thanks.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why are libraries so tall?
because they have many stories
Dad, I’m hungry
Go look in the fridge, but knock first
Why?
Because there may be a salad dressing.
What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady BaBa
My Dad was a golfer so he liked this joke. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a whole in one.
I don’t have a joke.
Why did the 3-legged dog swagger into the bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw…