#BookReview: Snake-Eater by T. Kingfisher

#BookReview: Snake-Eater by T. KingfisherSnake-Eater by T. Kingfisher
Narrator: Elena Rey
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: hardcover, paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: cozy fantasy, Dark Fantasy, fantasy, horror, magical realism
Pages: 267
Length: 10 hours and 56 minutes
Published by 47North, Brilliance Audio on November 11, 2025
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From New York Times bestselling and Hugo Award–winning author T. Kingfisher comes an enthralling contemporary fantasy seeped in horror about a woman trying to escape her past by moving to the remote US desert—only to find herself beholden to the wrath of a vengeful god.
With only a few dollars to her name and her beloved dog Copper by her side, Selena flees her past in the city to claim her late aunt’s house in the desert town of Quartz Creek. The scorpions and spiders are better than what she left behind.
Because in Quartz Creek, there’s a strange beauty to everything, from the landscape to new friends, and more blue sky than Selena’s ever seen. But something lurks beneath the surface. Like the desert gods and spirits lingering outside Selena’s house at night, keeping watch. Mostly benevolent, says her neighbor Grandma Billy. That doesn’t ease the prickly sense that one of them watches too closely and wants something from Selena she can’t begin to imagine. And when Selena’s search for answers leads her to journal entries that her aunt left behind, she discovers a sinister truth about her new home: It’s the haunting grounds of an ancient god known simply as “Snake-Eater,” who her late aunt made a promise to that remains unfulfilled.
Snake-Eater has taken a liking to Selena, an obsession of sorts that turns sinister. And now that Selena is the new owner of his home, he’s hell-bent on collecting everything he’s owed.

My Review:

I picked this up because, well, Kingfisher. That’s not going to surprise anyone. Howsomever, based on the blurb, I wasn’t exactly sure where this one was going to fall genre-wise – and now that I’ve finished it I’m still not sure.

Snake-Eater is wrapped around the crossroads where dark fantasy forks between magical realism and outright horror. At the same time, it’s also a bit of cozy fantasy written as a love letter to the author’s old/new home in the desert southwest. And it’s a kind of coming-of-age/coming-into-power story.

Not that Selena isn’t technically an adult – more that she’s been programmed to believe that she isn’t adulting ‘properly’ and has to reclaim that power for herself in a place where some of the old gods, myths and monsters tend her garden and creep into her bed.

Then again, she left a human monster back in the city she left behind. And she’s willing to tackle whatever the desert has to throw at her as long as her dog Copper is safe and she NEVER has to go back.

Which she doesn’t, as long as she can accept that part of what is being preserved out in that desert are old gods and older spirits who can still interact with the humans among them – for both good and ill. One of those gods snuffed out the life of the aunt that Selena came to stay with. Just as the human Walter has nearly snuffed out Selena’s life back in the city. Only a bit more literally. Or maybe not.

But Selena came to Quartz Creek to escape that fate, and she’s not about to let a different monster take the freedom she’s scraped out by her fingernails. All she has to do is beard this monster in his den, with the help of a septuagenarian with a shotgun, a priest who shapeshifts into a peccary, her faithful dog Copper – and all the little animals and spirits that she’s helped along the way.

In spite of herself, Selena has found herself in Quartz Creek, and she’s determined to stay. No matter what it takes. As long as it doesn’t take Copper.

Escape Rating B: Don’t worry, Copper is FINE at the end. I’d have been a whole lot saltier about this one if she wasn’t. But she is.

I started this in audio, but I’m not calling it an audiobook review. Why? Because I listened to less than an hour and realized that I could not continue in audio if I was going to finish at all. I was briefly concerned that I had just discovered the first T. Kingfisher book that I did not like at all and was so bummed by that prospect that I switched to text and it got better.

This is not a criticism of the narrator. Not at all. Rather, this was a case of the narrator being TOO good, in a story whose first-person perspective meant that I was stuck inside a head I didn’t want to be in.

(It didn’t help that I usually see the first-person protagonists of this author’s stories as being avatars for the author’s self. That’s either not the case here, or it’s that Selena represents the author’s past self and not her present. The avatar for Kingfisher’s usual wry, snarkastic and often profane voice in THIS book is the absolutely awesome Grandma Billy, and Selena and the reader don’t meet her until just after I switched to text. It figures.)

The point of this story is wrapped around Selena finding her own place and her own power, after an entire life of being told she was incompetent and utterly wrong and totally ‘less than’. Her mother criticized her every word and every utterance as representative of Selena’s possession by Satan. (Selena’s mother was clearly a LOT in some horrible ways and a bit too similar to the parent of a real-life friend.) But Selena’s mother basically programmed Selena to accept that kind of treatment, so when she met her current partner, Walter, she was so happy to be with someone who accepted her as she was that she didn’t realize until it was much too late that he accepted her as she was because her damage gave him plenty of places to pick at and neg her into compliance – all to make her feel ‘less than’ in an entirely different way.

At the beginning of the story, we’re inside her head as she’s trying to work her way mentally around an act of utter defiance that she feels completely incompetent to carry out. While I certainly sympathized with her plight, her constant negative self-talk while continually NOT talking about the actual problem made for a slow and difficult listen from inside her head.

At least in part because it was obvious what she was dealing with but it was a ‘Chekhov’s Ex’ situation where Walter was the villain who was obviously going to show up before the end and I needed the story to ‘get on with it’. Some of which, I recognize, is a ‘me’ thing and your reading mileage may vary.

Once Selena starts to accept the situation she’s actually in – as utterly batshit insane as some of it definitely is – the story just gets better and better. Also crazier, but in a really, really good way. (Quartz Creek is surprisingly cozy even if it’s also just down the road from Midnight, Texas.) It just takes the story – and Selena herself – a bit of time and mental fortitude, along with more than a little help from her newfound friends, to figure out that she’s finally found the place where she belongs.

And that not just the place is worth defending, but that she herself is as well. That’s a story I was definitely there for, I just needed to read a bit past my usual level of patience for it to get there.

#BookReview: Perun’s Hammer by Ian Heller

#BookReview: Perun’s Hammer by Ian HellerPerun's Hammer: A Novel by Ian Heller
Format: ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: political thriller, science fiction, technothriller, thriller
Pages: 324
Published by Menlo Park Press on April 6, 2025
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What if you received a video showing exactly what happened to Amelia Earhart?

And then similar videos of the Battle of the Little Bighorn and the Tulsa Race Massacre? What would you do if historians and experts verified every detail, and none of the videos showed traces of CGI?

If you’re Rich Penton, lead reporter at the investigative news show, RECON, you’d try to figure out who made the videos, who sent them to you and what you’re supposed to do about them. The only thing you’d know for sure is that the existence of the videos is absolutely impossible.

For humans.

But when the RECON team receives a video showing Chicago destroyed by an asteroid in the near future, they decide they’d better take it seriously. That’s when they feel the full force of the U.S. military and intelligence agencies, which clearly don’t want RECON involved in whatever mess this is, and the Russians send an assassin to ensure that anybody who tries to broadcast the videos winds up dead.

Perun’s Hammer blends exciting and contemporary AI, foreign intrigue, murder, historical mysteries, hazardous asteroids, undercover agents, a bizarre cult, and a mysterious intelligence that seems to be able to see through time.

My Review:

It begins with the impossible delivery of an equally impossible video – even if all that Rich Penton and his crew at RECON are certain of at that point is that the delivery shouldn’t have been possible. The video looks like REALLY good CGI of a meteor crashing into downtown Chicago. RECON is a successful, award-winning news magazine TV series (sorta/kinda like 60 Minutes was back in the day) but based in Chicago and set in the mid-2020s.

Meaning that the team at RECON is used to getting unusual pitches for stories. And that they know all about cutting-edge CGI. But it also means that their network security is state-of-the-art, a state that means that videos should not be capable of ‘magically’ appearing in anyone’s email without getting checked. And it certainly means that once such an email is deleted – it STAYS deleted.

The painted picture on this bison hide shows the battle of the Little Bighorn, where the Plain Indians fought Lieut. Col. George Custer’s troops. By Cheyenne artist – Museum of the American Indian

Except this video isn’t behaving the way it’s supposed to.

Not that they can do anything with it or about it except for the security breach. There’s nothing attached to tell them who sent it, how it was filmed, or what the purpose of it might be. They assume it’s a pitch for something – they get those all the time, but usually with a lot more information than this.

Then the second video arrives, just as mysteriously as the first. A video that seemed to have been taken at the Battle of the Little Big Horn as it was happening. In 1876. A video that checks out in every particular except one. In spite of repeated attempts to figure out how it was made, there is ZERO evidence of it being CGI. It seems to be authentic right down to facial recognition of even minor characters – even the angle of the sun and shadows is not just internally consistent but consistent with the date, time and location of the battle.

Tulsa Race Massacre aftermath, June 1, 1921

Which is when Rich and his team at RECON start to really, really dig. Because one way or another, this is one hell of a story. But as videos keep coming in, from Amelia Earhart’s ultimately fatal crash in 1937 to the horrors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre to the tragic 1945 bombing of three German ships, the Deutschland, the Thielbek, and the Cap Arcona, filled to the gunwales with Jewish concentration camp inmates who were either killed by British bombs, or from being clubbed to death by Nazi soldiers and sympathizers waiting for the few survivors to wash up on shore.

As each of the later videos gets a YES in the column for historical accuracy and a NO in the column for being provably some sort of advanced CGI, it brings questions about the purpose of that first video of a meteor or asteroid striking Chicago, into terrible focus. If all the other videos are real recordings of historical events, then what was that first video? Was it a warning?

And if it was a warning – can they get the right people to believe in something so seemingly impossible in time to change the future before it becomes the present?

Escape Rating B+: First of all, in the interests of full disclosure, I received this book in a “friend of a friend of a friend” situation. Which I was honestly a bit salty about as I’m not all that fond of being committed to things by proxy.

Howsomever, (knowing this will completely undercut any and all arguments with the friend who got me into this), I’m not at all sorry about the whole thing. In fact, I’m pretty damn pleased with the result now that I’ve finished the book – and in spite of the quibbles I’m going to throw in near the end.

I had a damn good time reading this. Seriously. It was a thrill-a-minute ride from beginning to end in the best sorta/kinda SF movie thriller tradition. Movies like Armageddon, and Deep Impact.

What made Perūn’s Hammer just a bit different, and a whole lot more fun from this reader’s perspective, is that the story is set recognizably in Chicago. Not New York, not Washington DC, but Chicago. As someone who lived in Chicago for several years, I could picture all the scenes in the story AND just how big the devastation would be.

Which leads directly to the second fun thing. In most disaster movies, the disaster has either already happened or is past the point of no return. A big part of the plot and the point of Perūn’s Hammer is that those videos represent a future that ‘might’ be, not a fixed point in time. The worst of the crisis could be averted – if humanity can get its act together in time.

So the story isn’t the dystopia that comes after, or even the planning vs. panic scenario of an inevitable onrushing catastrophe. Instead, the ticking clock that drives the action is the investigation to figure out the nature of the message and then the mad scramble to act BEFORE it’s too late.

Neither of which could possibly be the job of a single human being – so even though parts of the story are told from Rich Penton’s first person perspective – which admittedly cuts the tension a bit because we know he survived otherwise he wouldn’t be around afterwards to do that telling – much of the story is told from a third person overview in order to follow the workings of the stellar team that make the show – and this story – possible.

Their team dynamic is absolutely top-notch. Each person is at the top of their respective game, and they each do their part to solve the mystery. It’s going to be up to Rich to convince the powers-that-be to put a multibillion dollar asset into space in the hopes of knocking the object off course. But he needs their collective very able assistance to put it all together and the investigation in all its many facets is a joy to follow.

Unfortunately, this is where my two huge quibbles with the story come in, and together they were enough to knock this from an A grade to a B+. Because I was compelled, but also extremely annoyed at this part.

In order for the reader – and the team – to truly appreciate just how high the stakes are in this story, one of the team members had to die. That’s the way thrillers like this work and it wasn’t exactly a shock for the reader when it happened. Especially considering that as far as solving the mystery goes, this particular team member had already completed their role. The problem I had with this was not the death, but the choice of character to die. The team member who was killed was the only gay person in the central cast, and the only character who was not or did not become part of a romantic couple. The “Bury Your Gays” trope is basically a cheap shot that did not need to be part of this story. Or, for that matter, any story.

It also leads directly to my other issue with the story, and that’s ‘villain fail’. There is a villain here. They’re not the ones who launched the object, but they are the ones trying to take advantage of it. In the international political climate of the past few years, the idea that the Russian Federation might be gleeful about an interstellar object flattening Chicago isn’t quite out of the bounds of plausibility. That Russia would engage in a campaign of misinformation and bribery in order to prevent the US from launching countermeasures in time is also not that far-fetched. Nor is the idea that they would have agents in the U.S. working to protect such a plan. However, the idea that all of that happened AND that the specific agent involved embodied all the worst possible racist, homophobic, sexist, psychopathic, sociopathic, violent and outright ‘bwahaha’ villain characteristics that have ever been assigned to a negative portrayal of an enemy agent in a single person put the whole thing way over the top and tripped my willing suspension of disbelief completely. To make a long harangue into a short sentence, the character of the villain of the piece slipped WAY over the line from CHARACTER into CARICATURE.

Amelia Earhart standing under nose of her Lockheed Model 10-E Electra. Gelatin silver print, 1937 by Underwood & Underwood

Very much on my other, and much more fascinated hand, I loved the deep dive into the historical incidents that were part of the vetting process for the videos. I wanted to say ‘happy’, but that’s the wrong word in this case. The historical analysis read as in-depth and extremely well done, which is something that I always love to see. However, I think it is important to note that all of the historical incidents with the exception of Amelia’s Earhart’s most likely sad end, were all true events that were horrifying in the extreme. They were also outright brutal tragedies of human inhumanity to other humans that were swept under the historical carpet because the victims were considered “other” from the perspective of the powers that be at the time.

A lot of the SFnal aspects of Perūn’s Hammer have been done before, in stories that reach as far back as Niven and Pournelle’s Lucifer’s Hammer through Kowal’s Lady Astronaut series and all the way up to last year’s When the Moon Hits Your Eye by way of at least two of the Star Trek movies (TMP and IV) as well as those disaster thrillers I started with.  Those familiar SFnal elements blend into a story that will keep readers on the edge of their seats, whether the parts that appeals are the historical mysteries, the technical breakthroughs, the political shenanigans and the spy games, or the surprisingly open-ended conclusion.

In spite of my quibbles, I had a grand time with Perūn’s Hammer. I think those quibbles hit so hard BECAUSE I was having such a grand reading time and those flaws disappointed me in a book that was otherwise really terrific.

All of which means that I’m glad that the author has already promised a sequel, tentatively titled Perūn Rises. I’m looking forward to seeing what happens next.

A- #AudioBookReview: Accidentally Yours by Christina Lauren

A- #AudioBookReview: Accidentally Yours by Christina LaurenAccidentally Yours by Christina Lauren
Narrator: Dominique Salvacion, Andrew Gibson
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, workplace romance
Series: Improbable Meet-Cute: Second Chances #1
Pages: 93
Length: 1 hour and 44 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on January 20, 2026
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Serendipity works wonders for a woman and her seemingly unattainable crush in a funny and flirty short story by Christina Lauren, New York Times bestselling author of The Unhoneymooners and My Favorite Half-Night Stand.
When marketing consultant Veronica accidentally crashes the wrong Zoom meeting and brutally critiques their presentation, she’s shocked to receive a job offer from the company’s intriguing CEO. Their professional email exchanges quickly turn flirty, but Veronica’s mind keeps drifting to her reserved but gorgeous new neighbor. As Valentine’s Day approaches, she’ll discover that sometimes the most improbable meet-cute can lead to the perfect match.
Christina Lauren’s Accidentally Yours is part of The Improbable Meet-Cute: Second Chances, stories for star-crossed lovers and hopeless romantics. They can be read or listened to in one sitting. Let’s do it again.

My Review:

In case it’s not obvious, this week kind of fell apart for me. Or ON me. I read something really heavy over the weekend and needed something TOTALLY light and fluffy to counteract the gloom. And I sorta/kinda promised myself I’d read a romance this week – because Valentine’s Day was last weekend and it seemed like the thing to do.

Which led me straight to Improbable Meet-Cute Second Chances, the Valentine’s Day collection from Amazon Original Stories for Valentine’s Day 2026. I expected to get a short, sweet, listening treat to pick up my week, and that’s EXACTLY what I got with Accidentally Yours.

Although I’m not quite sure about the “second chances” part of this collection’s formula as it relates to this story. The “meet-cute”, absolutely. But a second chance, not exactly. The romance between Veronica Cochran and Jude Tilde wasn’t so much a second chance as two SIMULTANEOUS opportunities at their first one. Let me explain…

Veronica Cochran is a marketing genius. Really, truly. But the company who practically wined and dined her to get her onboard after her MBA program turned out to be just another gang of entitled, misogynistic, techbros who were happy to take her ideas but never give her the credit, the promotion or the BONUSES she deserved. Then they let her go with a measly six months severance which she knows she’s going to wait forever to receive.

Job hunting is brutal, and she’s pretty much down on the whole experience. Her savings are running low, her ancient refrigerator is dying, her nibling destroyed her laptop and her office chair sounds like it’s about to wheeze its last. So she isn’t exactly filled with hope when she logs into her next job interview. Which is when the situation surprisingly starts looking up.

Not because it’s her interview – but because it ISN’T. Instead, it’s a session full of techbros who sound just like the ones at her old company. The group is going through a marketing slide deck that is SO BAD, SO VERY BAD, that she takes her name off her Zoom presence and lets her inner snark monster out to play. To delightfully devastating effect.

She tells this ‘pitch’ of techbros (I had to look up the collective noun because they needed one and it’s just too apropos in this case) just how terrible the slide deck is in no uncertain – but certainly professional and absolutely on point – terms. She lets them have the full effect of her genius on their marketing lameness then drops the mic and peaces out of the chat.

Leaving Veronica feeling much better about pretty much everything. Admittedly, these weren’t the techbros that disregarded her for four years – but they were close enough for her epic vent to let off some serious steam.

She leaves the techbros slack-jawed on both Zoom and their actual Slack channel, trying to figure out who she is and whether or not she’s available to be hired as THEIR marketing genius. Because Veronica Cochran is exactly what Codify.com and its new CEO need for their company.

All it’s going to take to get her onboard is a hefty monthly consulting contract, a brand-new state of the art laptop, and the office chair of her dreams.

The chemistry between Veronica and Jude, well, that’s extra. As they eventually find out – it’s extra times two.

Escape Rating A-: This turned out to be exactly the light and fluffy and frothy reading pick-me-up I was looking for. The way that Veronica and Jude banter their way into romance meant that it worked especially well on audio, as ably batted back and forth by Dominique Salvacion as Veronica and Andrew Gibson as Jude.

The romance between Veronica and Jude happens, not in two time streams or time periods, but through two entirely different mediums at the same time. Initially, all of their communication is electronic – and mostly professional. With admittedly a bit of casual, sometimes snarky, occasionally flirty, banter. But still, they have a business relationship. I can’t say it’s a workplace romance because there’s no workPLACE. It’s potentially a bit squicky, so they take that slow because they both recognize that they need each other professionally no matter how interesting they find each other personally.

Their entire relationship is conducted through a technical intermediary. They’ve never met. They’ve never seen each other’s faces. And it’s just when they make plans to do exactly that that the situation nearly goes off the rails.

Because they have seen each other’s faces, and whole entire persons, and have very much liked what they’ve seen. They just don’t know each other’s names. They live in the same North Loop apartment building in Chicago. She’s 4C and he’s 2C. They’ve seen each other in the lobby plenty of times white seemingly their entire building gathers, waiting for their surprisingly friendly and clockwork-like mail carrier to arrive every afternoon at 2.

They don’t know each other’s names until a piece of his mail finds its way into her mailbox on their mail carrier’s day off. And it’s while she knows but he doesn’t that she hears something that makes her wonder if she’s really ever known him at all.

But she has and she does so of course in the end they figure everything out and it makes for lovely and well-earned happy ever after.

The way this story works itself out – and keeps its would-be lovers apart and unaware in a way that does actually work – reminded me a lot of stories from two of the holiday story collections, specifically All Wrapped Up in You by Rosie Danan from Home Sweet Holidays in 2025 and Only Santas In the Building by Alexis Daria from 2024’s Under the Mistletoe. So if you like this kind of story, the way that the would-be lovers manage to get to know each other without knowing each other, all three stories are sweet little treats. I’m glad I picked this one up when I needed one.

And just as glad that I have the other stories in this collection (along with last year’s Improbable Meet-Cute) to look forward to the next time I need a short and sweet romance to pick me up and tide me over a slump of any kind!

A- #BookReview: Homemaker by Ruthie Knox and Annie Mare

A- #BookReview: Homemaker by Ruthie Knox and Annie MareHomemaker (Prairie Nightingale, #1) by Ruthie Knox, Annie Mare
Format: ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Genres: domestic thriller, mystery, suspense, thriller
Series: Prairie Nightingale #1
Pages: 297
Published by Thomas & Mercer on May 1, 2025
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When a former friend and devoted mother vanishes, a confident homemaker turned amateur sleuth follows an unexpected trail of scandals and secrets to find her.
Prairie Nightingale is both the midlife mother of two teenage girls and a canny entrepreneur who has turned homemaking into a salaried profession. She’s also fascinated with the gritty details of other people’s lives. So when seemingly perfect Lisa Radcliffe, a member of her former mom-friends circle, suddenly disappears, it’s in Prairie’s nature to find out why.
Given her innate talent for vital pattern recognition, Prairie is out to catch a few clues by taking a long, hard look at everyone in Lisa’s life—and uncovering their secrets. Including Lisa’s. Prairie’s dogged curiosity is especially irritating to FBI agent Foster Rosemare, the first interesting man Prairie has met since her divorce. His square jaw and sharp suits don’t hurt.
But even as the investigation begins to wreak havoc on Prairie’s carefully tended homelife, she’s resolved to use her multivalent homemaking skills to solve the mystery of a missing mom—and along the way discover the thrill of her new sleuthing ambitions.

My Review:

I want to call Prairie Nightingale (and that really is the protagonist’s name and the story behind it explains SO MUCH about her character) a domestic goddess. But that’s not what she claims to be and that’s not what she really is. She’s calm on the surface and paddling like hell underneath just like everyone else – which we know because we’re inside her head.

What Prairie REALLY is is what the Brits call “a nosy parker”. It’s not so much that she can’t resist poking her nosy nose into other people’s business – although she honestly can’t. It’s that she can’t resist speculating about whatever part of someone else’s business she’s observed that just doesn’t add up.

But the thing that her former friends can’t forgive her for isn’t that she’s nosy. It’s that she’s right. And Prairie being right about something being wrong has a tendency to expose a whole lot of ugly secrets and dirty little lies that people around her have been pretending not to notice. Like when she exposed a well-respected local doctor for medically AND sexually abusing his patients.

Not that he got off “scot-free” but her former circle of “mom friends” pretty much shot the messenger. Meaning Prairie.

So when Prairie notices that one of the women waiting in the school pickup line is carrying a really expensive purse but looks really stressed and otherwise appears to be wearing older clothes and hand-me-downs when this same woman wore the newest and best of everything not all that long ago, Prairie’s sense that “too many of things are not like the others” goes off. Her ham-fisted “interrogation” of her former friend is embarrassing for all concerned, including Prairie but especially for her daughters.

It also confirms for Prairie that something is rotten in the state of Wisconsin, in the city of Green Bay, among at least one of the women who used to call her a friend. Which she shouldn’t poke into because it’s not her business.

At least not until another of those former friends is declared missing, the police and the FBI descend on her community, and Prairie’s need to find justice for a woman she wished she knew better, AND especially closure for the two children she seemingly left behind, pounds a drumbeat in her head that is MUCH LOUDER than the voices around her telling her to keep out of it.

Which Prairie is constitutionally incapable of doing. No matter how intriguing the FBI agent telling her to butt out might be.

Escape Rating A-: Anyone who knows me at all would laugh at the idea of me reading a book titled Homemaker because of all the things I NEVER wanted to be, a homemaker is at the top of the list. I never had any ambitions whatsoever to be a domestic goddess, a domestic engineer, or a homemaker. Paraphrasing several Dr. Who incarnations, I mostly just don’t do domestic.

So this book seemed like it would be a bit outside my comfort zone, and it occasionally was, but one of the authors absolutely was not. I read – and adored – several of Ruthie Knox’ romances in the early days of Reading Reality, but I hadn’t seen much from her on NetGalley or Edelweiss (or I missed them because so many books, so little time). Then the second book in the Prairie Nightingale series, Trailbreaker, popped up as a tour book.

Since I did love Knox’ work, I decided to give this collaboration a try. And, since I’m a terrible completist, I had to start from the beginning with Homemaker. So here we are.

And I have to say that it was a surprisingly fascinating place to be. Also a whole lot deeper than it appears on the surface. Which I will get into.

But first, that surface. The surface is a compelling domestic thriller – and I’m saying that even though domestic thrillers are not usually my jam. What made it work was Prairie’s perspective and that her investigation is, of necessity, several steps removed from the violence that occurred. AND it manages to stick to a sphere that Prairie is intimately familiar with, while the police and the FBI definitely are not.

Prairie is an observer of people, and most of the people she comes into contact with are other women who have school-age children and who spend most of their time and mental energy trying to do all the physical, mental and emotional labor of keeping a family on track while trying to carve out small bits of time for themselves and not letting themselves feel too guilty about it.

(Prairie’s solution to that particular problem for HERSELF is fascinating. I wish we had more of the details but that’s a ‘me’ thing. I like process when it works, and Prairie’s mostly does – even if it also was a contributing factor in her divorce along with her nosy parker tendencies.)

The FBI and the local police ignore all the tiny clues that are hidden in the behavior of the women in Prairie’s circle – because that’s what they do. But that’s precisely where Prairie finds ALL the clues. The police, in the person of FBI agent Foster Rosemare, can find hard data to verify what Prairie uncovers – but only if they first know where to look.

So the investigation becomes a kind of partnership between Prairie and Foster – even though both of them are really skittish for really good reasons about their mutual attraction. I loved the way they worked together and towards each other at the same time. The very slow burn worked really well for the story.

But what kept me on the edge of my seat was the combination of Prairie’s painstaking, pain-making and occasionally outright painfully embarrassing investigation, not into motives and opportunities to commit a murder, but into the whys and wherefores of the whole of these women’s lives, and what it said – and what Prairie thought – about women’s voices, the value of women’s labor, the opportunities women are told they can have vs. the reality of what society expects, and especially the truth about the constant threat of intimate partner violence against women.

Parker is absolutely, totally, real-life/real-world correct that the two most dangerous things a woman can do are 1. Marry a man and 2. Get a divorce from a man. And that a lot of women spend their lives doing their very best not to ask for anything for themselves so as not to “upset” the man who just has to go “off the rails” ONCE to end their lives – and who will not be punished half as much for doing so as they would be if they do even if they are acting to protect themselves and/or their children.

So this story works, and works well, on both levels. The investigation is compelling, particularly as seen from Prairie’s point of view. But it’s her underlying thoughts and conclusions about women’s lives, the compromises they feel compelled to make and how all of that does and doesn’t work for the women living those lives that hooked me and kept me thinking as the story and Prairie worked their way to the awful truth.

If that interests you as much as it did me, there’s a surprising – but also marvelously short – readalike that explores some of the same territory in the short story “Four Sisters Overlooking the Sea” by Naomi Kritzer. Also Spider to the Fly by J.H. Markert for the combination of single ‘girlmom’ with professional-ish amateur investigation AND the way that communities protect men from consequences until the evidence is overwhelming. On the fun side, which Homemaker certainly has as well, the opening stages of Prairie’s romance with Foster read like Tabitha Knight’s slow burn romance with police Inspecteur Étienne Merveille in Colleen Cambridge’s Mastering the Art of French Murder series.

But I’ve already read those, so I’m itching to start the next book in THIS series, Trailbreaker, in AUDIO. I can’t wait to see what Prairie pokes her nose into next!

A- #AudioBookReview: You Better Not Pout by Mia Sosa

A- #AudioBookReview: You Better Not Pout by Mia SosaYou Better Not Pout (Home Sweet Holidays) by Mia Sosa
Narrator: Andre Santana, Gisela Chípe
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, holiday romance, romantic comedy, second chance romance
Series: Home Sweet Holidays #4
Pages: 51
Length: 1 hour and 19 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on November 20, 2025
Purchasing Info: Author's WebsitePublisher's WebsiteAmazon
Goodreads

A freshly broken-up couple agrees to grin and bear it for their family’s sake in a story about the healing power of the holidays from Mia Sosa, USA Today bestselling author of The Worst Best Man.

Juliana and Eric called off their engagement—but Christmas with the family is just around the corner, so things are going to get awkward, fast. Unless, of course, they pretend the wedding is still on. But the holidays are gonna holiday. And the only thing harder than pretending they’re still in love is trying not to fall for each other all over again.

Mia Sosa’s You Better Not Pout is part of Home Sweet Holidays, a cookie-sweet collection of holiday romances sure to bring color to your cheeks. Read or listen to each story in a single heart-fluttering sitting. And to fully immerse yourself in the charm of the season, don’t miss a special message from each of our holiday heroes!

My Review:

If the title of this one sounds familiar, there’s an excellent reason. The title is a line from one of the truly classic Christmas songs that has been playing everywhere since, well, Halloween. Because “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” on Christmas Eve, which is TONIGHT.

The song has been recorded by over 200 artists from Bing Crosby to Lady Gaga. You’ve undoubtedly heard somebody sing it sometime this holiday season. And probably every holiday season before and every one after.

Santa Claus may, or may not, be coming to Juliana and Eric this year. Because they’ve been naughty.

Technically, that’s not true. Or at least it hasn’t been true until the holidays. They’ve decided not to go through with their engagement. They’ve realized they STILL love each other, but that they just aren’t the right person for each other.

The naughtiness is in deciding to fake their engagement through those same holidays so as not to upset her family’s just barely righted applecart. Again, not for any nefarious reasons, just that her mother has been ill for a lot of the year, she’s just recovered, and Juliana doesn’t want to put this stress on her just when she’s feeling better.

Equally true, Juliana doesn’t want to spend the entire holiday being the center of her nosy family’s intrusive attention – and it’s hard to blame her for that. The stress of the holidays is enough without every single person in your family wanting to know what YOU did wrong and offering endless reams of unsolicited, unwelcome but utterly well-meaning advice on how to fix things.

The problem with Juliana and Eric’s deal – that he agree to fake their engagement for the holidays with her family in return for Juliana’s agreement to let him have sole possession of their rent-controlled apartment in the breakup – is twofold. Or maybe that’s three-fold. There are a LOT of folding problems, as they need to fold, together, into Juliana’s old bedroom with its too small bed for the duration of their visit. A bed that is both too close for comfort and not nearly close enough, as they both still have feelings and DEFINITELY still have chemistry.

But the real stumbling block to pulling off this deception is the same thing that also saves them. OTOH, Juliana’s family knows both of them entirely too well not to pick up that there’s something wrong. And on the other, Juliana and Eric don’t know each other half as well as think they do – or as they should.

And that’s a situation they can fix – if they’re both willing to listen, even amid the chaos of a big, LOUD, family celebration. If they can just catch a bit of quiet amid that chaos, they have a chance to make things right. They just have to hear each other over all the noise of the holidays. And the relatives.

Escape Rating A-: In the original blurb for the Home Sweet Holidays collection, we were promised cookies. There have been no cookies, but the stories have all been sweet holiday treats just the same.

Even if the treats in this particular story are Puerto Rican pasteles that are as savory as they are sweet. Which is just right for this final story in the series, as the problems that Juliana and Eric are facing definitely have the savor of reality in more ways than one – starting with the issue of splitting that New York City rent-stabilized apartment.

I listened to this story and, as is usual in this collection the narrators were EXCELLENT. The thing is that I picked it up in the middle of reading The Eight Heartbreaks of Hanukkah because I was looking for a story that would be a bit lighter throughout. At the point I was reading, I knew there was an HEA coming but the going was a big tough for the characters. That story is titled “Eight Heartbreaks” for a reason.

While You Better Not Pout is a bit lighter, if only because Juliana and Eric haven’t had enough time to pack THAT MUCH heavy emotional baggage between them, on the surface at least, the issues between Juliana and Eric are VERY similar to the issues between Evelyn and David in their romance. Under that surface, Juliana and Evelyn are coming from different places, but the way their respective traumas manifest is the same. They both bury themselves in work because it soothes their anxieties.

The difference is that Evelyn is a workaholic to avoid feeling her own feelings, while Juliana is a workaholic because it gives her a sense of safety and security. That if she earns her own money then no one can take it away from her or hold it over her head the way that her father did with her mother.

None of which is remotely obvious to Eric. He just sees that she’s too busy, too frantic and too overburdened to live her life – so it’s living her. She has no boundaries with her bosses but plenty with everyone else and its not working for either of them.

At the same time, Eric keeps trying to fix things FOR HER instead of letting her tell him what’s really going on inside her head. He means well, he’s trying really hard, but he’s barking up the wrong tree to mix metaphors completely. (Not that there’s not a literal tree in this story because it’s Christmas and of course there is.)

All of which means that their relationship – and the problems in it – felt very real. That this holiday romance, while it takes place over the short span of the Christmas holidays, is really working from two plus years of relationship history, made the rather quick holiday story have more than enough depth for them to earn their Happy Ever After.

Which made this a terrific story to wrap up this sweet – and just a bit savory – Home Sweet Holidays collection of sweet holiday romance treats!

A- #AudioBookReview: All Wrapped Up in You by Rosie Danan

A- #AudioBookReview: All Wrapped Up in You by Rosie DananAll Wrapped Up in You (Home Sweet Holidays) by Rosie Danan
Narrator: Robert Hatchet, Andi Eloise
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, holiday romance, romantic comedy
Series: Home Sweet Holidays #3
Pages: 76
Length: 1 hour and 19 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on November 20, 2025
Purchasing Info: Author's WebsitePublisher's WebsiteAmazon
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Holiday magic helps two oblivious neighbors discover just how close they are in bestselling author Rosie Danan’s cheerful short story about big comedy, small tragedies, and the gifts found in between.
When stand-up comedian Piper has a panic attack outside the club, it’s not funny. But Scott, a handsome ER doctor from the crowd, gives her something to smile about as he calms her down. Turns out they’re neighbors—they just don’t know it yet. When Christmas Eve presents an opportunity for them to get even closer, Scott and Piper realize they share much more than just a wall.
Rosie Danan’s All Wrapped Up in You is part of Home Sweet Holidays, a cookie-sweet collection of holiday romances sure to bring color to your cheeks. Read or listen to each story in a single heart-fluttering sitting. And to fully immerse yourself in the charm of the season, don’t miss a special message from each of our holiday heroes!

My Review:

The thing about these holiday shorts series(es), both this year’s Home Sweet Holidays and last year’s Under the Mistletoe, is that the stories are supposed to be short in length – and they are – so they often take place over a rather short time period to make things work. But speaking of making things work, while ‘love at first sight’ is a fun idea, in real life and a romance where the happy ever after needs to feel earned, somehow a bit of time needs to be shoehorned into that short time period.

Hanukkah romances, like this year’s Merry and Bright, use the eight nights of Hanukkah to their – and the reader’s – advantage. Hanukkah lasts, well, eight nights – and generally parts of the days between those nights. That may or may not be enough time to build a lifetime on, but it can be enough to set the starring couple firmly on that path.

After all, if your new love can fit in and or tolerate – or a bit of both – your family, however wacky or over-the-top or dysfunctional they might be, that’s a good start for a relationship. Also, EIGHT WHOLE NIGHTS.

Howsomever, this story in this year’s Home Sweet Holidays collection isn’t a Hanukkah story – so it needs a different method of making a short time feel longer than it is. A problem which the author solves, and delightfully so, by using a scenario similar to the setup of last year’s Only Santas in the Building.

Stand-up comedian Piper Sadler lives in a Chicago walk-up apartment building. There are only two apartments on each floor, they share a hallway and a window and Piper lives in 3B while her neighbor and secret crush lives in 3A. They’ve never met but they do exchange text messages on a regular basis to complain about the neighbor with the leaf-blower across the street at stupid o’clock in the morning, and to share in the care of 3A’s spider plant in the hallway that 3B is watering and generally keeping alive.

Even when they do meet, they don’t. Piper is outside a comedy club, going through her usual pre-performance case of jittery stage fright – outside, in Chicago, in December, freezing – when Dr. Scott Harrison opens the outside door, hears someone breathing in a pattern that is obviously an incipient panic attack, and goes out to help. Or at least be there if she needs help.

They talk. It’s the most real conversation he’s had in years, with anyone. Not because he’s antisocial or whatever, but because he’s in his third year of residency and working, sleeping, and eating are all about all he has left in him – and he often skips the latter two of those three. He keeps telling himself it will get better but himself isn’t always listening.

She goes onstage, he goes back to the audience, and they still don’t REALLY meet. They don’t meet until she turns up in his ER after a close encounter with a very large amp and a bleeding cut on her forehead.

Even then, they only sorta/kinda meet. They recognize each other from the comedy club – but still don’t know they are neighbors.

By the time they finally do meet, he’s slumped outside her apartment door, having locked himself out of his apartment in an exhausted daze. On Christmas Eve, with no locksmiths available and no friend with a spare couch – or even a spare rectangle of floor – left available that he can beg for the night.

So they haven’t met, but they already know each other. Better than they think they do. Which makes their insta-love not so instant at all. Instead, they’ve earned their holiday season meet-cute AND their hopes for a happy ever after.

Escape Rating A-: First, I loved this for it being Chicago. (I also loved that I lived in a building that sounds very much like the one in the story.) But I could feel the snow crunching underfoot and the freezing fingers of cold fingering their way through every seam of my coat and I felt nostalgic but was really happy not to be in it.

The story does a terrific job of making their brief actual acquaintance seem like a much longer, and surprisingly real, acquaintance. They don’t know each other but they do KNOW each other, and it works. (Only Santas in the Building did too if you like this trope.)

I listened to this one, and Andi Eloise (Piper) and Robert Hatchet (Scott), did a terrific job voicing their characters. The audio versions of these original stories are the perfect length for my daily drive and these stories are a perfect way to spend that drive and get a happy, sweet, pick-me-up story into the bargain.

So I’ve enjoyed this Home Sweet Holidays collection a lot. I also got a bit caught up in the original blurb description for the series (it’s changed) that described them as a “cookie-sweet collection of holiday romances.” I think they changed the blurb because they’re all sweet so far but they’re not cookies. Snow Place Like Home was the holiday fruitcake, Merry and Bright was a donut-like Hanukkah sufganiyot, while this entry in the series is a pumpkin pie. I have no idea which sweet holiday treat the final book in the collection, You Better Not Pout, is going to turn out to be, but we’ll all find out next week, because I’m planning to review that last book on Christmas Eve.

A- #AudioBookReview: Merry and Bright by Ali Rosen

A- #AudioBookReview: Merry and Bright by Ali RosenMerry and Bright (Home Sweet Holidays) by Ali Rosen
Narrator: Barrie Kreinik, Eric Nolan
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, Hanukkah romance, holiday romance, romantic comedy
Series: Home Sweet Holidays #2
Pages: 63
Length: 1 hour and 19 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on November 20, 2025
Purchasing Info: Author's WebsitePublisher's WebsiteAmazon
Goodreads

What starts as a Hail Mary fake romance scheme turns into the real deal in this delightful story of holiday deception from Ali Rosen, author of Alternate Endings and Recipe for Second Chances.
Miriam Brody is dreading Hanukkah with her overbearing family in Charleston. Ditto for dreamy pro football player Cal Durand and Christmas. After sharing a few flirty drinks on the flight there, the strangers conspire to tackle the holidays together, posing as a couple. But as shenanigans unfold, Miriam realizes her feelings are anything but fake. Uh-oh. Are they headed for a holiday miracle—or a holiday disaster?
Ali Rosen’s Merry and Bright is part of Home Sweet Holidays, a cookie-sweet collection of holiday romances sure to bring color to your cheeks. Read or listen to each story in a single heart-fluttering sitting. And to fully immerse yourself in the charm of the season, don’t miss a special message from each of our holiday heroes!

My Review:

Merry and Bright was every bit as delightful as last week’s Snow Place Like Home, and not just because of the cute title.

I am seeing that one of the treats of this year’s collection is the way that the stories extend the time the featured couple knows each other in order to make the instant romance seem not quite so instant. So far, it’s working for me.

But of course, with Merry and Bright, that’s at least in part because this is a Hanukkah story every bit as much – if not a bit more – than it is a Christmas story. This particular fake romance has eight nights to perform a Hanukkah miracle before it’s all set up to be fulfilled on Christmas.

It also helps that even though Miriam Brody and Cal Durand don’t know each other, they sorta/kinda do. They certainly know all the same people, and even the same neighborhood. They seem to have grown up within walking distance of each other in Charleston even though they must be just far apart enough in age to have not been in the same cohort growing up.

But that childhood proximity leads to some much more interesting adult proximity in the first class section of an airplane on its way to Charleston from New York City. It’s just over a week before Christmas, Hanukkah is about to begin, and neither Miriam nor Cal are looking forward to their family holidays.

Miriam was a VERY unexpected late-in-life child, and her parents, sisters, and in-laws all interrupt her, talk over her, ignore her, and generally treat her as though she’s still TWELVE when she’s nearly 30 and the owner of a VERY successful business. That she is almost the only introvert in a family of extroverts makes being home for the holidays less than fun no matter how much she loves her family. Which she does.

Cal isn’t looking forward to going home to his parents for his holidays because he’s been avoiding it and them for four years for reasons that he just doesn’t want to get into with ANYONE.

They both need buffers from their well-meaning but clueless families, even if those families are clueless for entirely different reasons. They’re both single, and they’ve had a grand time on the plane keeping their various hurts and tender places at bay.

So why not keep going? Why not be each other’s buffer with each other’s family? It’s only to get through the holidays, and then they can go their separate ways back in New York. They can help each other out. It’ll be fun!

Unless all that fake dating turns into real feelings. Dealing with THAT won’t be any fun at all. Unless they can somehow, in spite of their respective holiday baggage, work their way toward an even happier New Year.

Escape Rating A-: Just as in Snow Place Like Home, I got into this because I really, really felt for Miriam and her family dilemma. They do love her, and she does love them. But she’s been the only introvert in a family of extroverts all her life, and it’s only recently that one of her young nephews has joined her in the introvert section of the party.

(Also like Snow Place Like Home, the narrators for this story, Barrie Kreinik as Miriam and Eric Nolan as Cal, did a marvelous job of bringing these characters to life.)

Miriam’s family is loud and boisterous, and she doesn’t fit. That’s uncomfortable but okay. The way they treat her is teeth-grittingly unconscionable, but what works is the way that Cal instantly gets it – and her – the moment he steps into the room. (I did want her to have a big, pardon me considering which holidays we’re talking about, come to Jesus moment with her oblivious family, but, well, baby steps on that score are way more likely to work. Dammit.)

I loved seeing all the Hanukkah details and celebration in a story that is tailor-made for a Hallmark movie. (The delights of feeling seen are very real.) AND the eight nights of Hanukkah provide just enough time for the relationship between Miriam and Cal to get a firm hold on their – and the reader’s – hearts.

Which is when the story runs right into Cal’s family Christmas and the reason he’s been avoiding it. Everyone in that family is on pins and needles, walking on eggshells, living in stasis, all of the above, because Cal’s young wife was killed in a skiing accident four years before and everyone is waiting for Cal to start living again – even though he doesn’t feel like he deserves to.

Just as Cal made her feel seen among her family, she helps him feel heard among his own. Again, he loves them and vice versa, but he and his late wife grew up together and memories of her are EVERYWHERE in that house. Miriam gives him space to breathe and not just start to move on, but accept that it’s okay for him to do so.

If the stories in this Home Sweet Holidays collection represent holiday treats, just as Snow Place Like Home was the holiday fruitcake, Merry and Bright is a Hanukkah sufganiyot, a pillowy donut filled with a sweet jelly center, just as this story is has a lot of holiday light and a big, soft, sweet heart at its own.

I’m having a great time with this collection – and it’s just the perfect length for my daily drive! So I’ll be back next week with the third story, All Wrapped Up in You, and finishing up with You Better Not Pout on Christmas Eve. I’m looking forward to figuring out which holiday cookies match the themes of those stories!

A- #AudioBookReview: Snow Place Like Home by Laura Pavlov

A- #AudioBookReview: Snow Place Like Home by Laura PavlovSnow Place Like Home (Home Sweet Holidays) by Laura Pavlov
Narrator: Abigail Reno, Sean Masters
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, holiday romance, romantic comedy
Series: Home Sweet Holidays #1
Pages: 57
Length: 1 hour and 8 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on November 20, 2025
Purchasing Info: Author's WebsitePublisher's WebsiteAmazon
Goodreads

After a devastating breakup, a sunny veterinarian goes home to the mountains to lick her wounds—and savor a holiday snack—in this heartfelt story from Laura Pavlov, author of the Blushing series.
At her brother’s wedding, Goldie Jacobs brushes shoulders with Ace Bonetti, his childhood best friend turned Hollywood hotshot. Ace has been crushing on Goldie ever since high school, and seeing her again reminds him exactly why. They spend one toe-curling night together, then part ways, expecting nothing more. But when those moments under the mistletoe felt so right, how can they ever let each other go?
Laura Pavlov’s Snow Place Like Home is part of Home Sweet Holidays, a cookie-sweet collection of holiday romances sure to bring color to your cheeks. Read or listen to each story in a single heart-fluttering sitting. And to fully immerse yourself in the charm of the season, don’t miss a special message from each of our holiday heroes!

My Review:

The blurb for this year’s series of Amazon’s holiday originals collection, Home Sweet Holidays, proclaims that what they have in store for readers – and listeners, is a “cookie-sweet collection of holiday romances.”

This series opener, Snow Place Like Home, is plenty sweet – but it’s definitely the fruitcake of the collection. It’s a bit crazy, a bit spicy, and has more than a bit of whatever it will take to make the reader/listener a bit tipsy with delight.

Goldie Jacobs’ brother Jack, his fiancée Holly, and, in fact, the rest of her family, are what Goldie calls “those people”. Not in a bad way, not at all, but maybe just a bit much and over-the-top for Goldie.

Jack and Holly are getting married on Christmas Day, because they’re names are, well, Christmas-y. Every single thing about the wedding, from the date to the theme to the OMG costumes required for the rehearsal dinner, all have to be holiday-themed and all have to be pre-approved by the happy couple.

This isn’t bridezilla-ness, they’re like this for every single possible occasion all the time. They’re just that picture perfect and happy about it and want to share it with everyone around them. Whether the people they’re sharing with, like Goldie or Jack’s best friend Ace, are remotely into that sort of picture perfect planning and presentation or not. In Goldie’s case, definitely not.

It’s not that everyone, including Goldie, doesn’t always have a good time and won’t this time. Jack and Holly – and also Goldie’s parents Suzie and Joe – are really good at this kind of thing. But it’s not what Goldie would choose and she certainly wouldn’t choose to be in the spotlight – which is inevitable at least for a bit, because people who love the spotlight don’t always get that not everyone does.

As much fun, perversely fascinating, and often laugh-out-loud worthy the setup of this story is, the heart of the story is about the maid of honor and the best man, Goldie Jacobs and her brother’s lifelong bestie, Ace Bonetti. Back in the day, they had crushes on each other, never admitted it for real-life reasons, but equally never got over it.

Now they’re both adults, they’re single at the same time, and Ace’s brief visit back home is a chance for both of them to finally put their cards on the table. If they have the courage to take that chance to see if the dreams they’ve each kept so close to their hearts can turn into a real-life happy ever after.

Escape Rating A-: If this had been told from Jack and/or Holly’s perspective, I wouldn’t have enjoyed the story half as much as I did. Because I’d be on the sidelines with Goldie in this one, snarking at the over-the-top-ness of it all. What made it work for me is that both Goldie and Ace think the whole thing is ridiculous but they love these people and they’ll deal to be part of their celebration. But it’s not their thing and they both think it’s crazy. And it is crazy that their approved costumes were Rudolph for Goldie and The Grinch for Ace. (At least they’re both warm enough on this very cold and snowy Christmas Eve!) I loved their commentary, and also loved that they both let themselves go with it even if it’s definitely not their style.

It helped a LOT that I listened to this one, because the story is told from Goldie and Jack’s alternating first-person perspectives. It felt like I was perched on their shoulders, listening to their voices, telling me their thoughts. And Abigail Reno as Goldie and Sean Masters as Ace both did terrific jobs with the characters.

While the setup of the story is what earns the fruitcake, the heart of the story – what’s been in both Goldie’s and Ace’s own hearts all these years – is what makes the story such a sweet treat. While the romance straddles the line between two romantic tropes beautifully, specifically the best friend’s little sister taboo and the friends into lovers storylines, what makes this one special is that it’s the friends into lovers trope that wins the day. Back in high school, Ace did see Goldie as off-limits because he didn’t want to involve her in his family’s mess. She didn’t try to cross the line from friends into more because Ace is already an unofficial member of her family and she didn’t want to ruin that with a possible rejection.

Also, of course, they were teenagers and clueless, but it’s the friendship angle that sticks. HER family is HIS primary support, throwing a messy rejection into that wouldn’t have been fair to him. Now that they are adults there’s a real chance but her reluctance to rock the boat feels very realistic.

Which made the happy ever after just that much more delicious when it happens! Snow Place Like Home turned out to be the perfect holiday story to kick off this year’s collection. Now I can’t wait to start the next story, Merry and Bright, and not just because, in spite of the title, it’s a HANUKKAH STORY!

A- #AudioBookReview: Ushers by Joe Hill

A- #AudioBookReview: Ushers by Joe HillUshers by Joe Hill
Narrator: Leon Nixon
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: horror, paranormal, short stories, thriller
Pages: 29
Length: 56 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on November 1, 2024
Purchasing Info: Author's WebsitePublisher's WebsiteAmazon
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A young man who has improbably escaped death twice reveals his secret in a spine-tingling short story by New York Times bestselling author Joe Hill.
Martin Lorensen is a twenty-three-year-old counselor for disturbed teenagers. He’s bright, compassionate, attractive, and outgoing. He’s also—and this is the most interesting thing—not dead. Martin has improbably survived not one but two deadly disasters that claimed dozens of lives. The kid is riding one hell of a lucky streak. Two federal agents think there is something darker at play. Now that they’ve arranged to interview Martin, they want answers. Martin is ready to share everything he knows. One thing is for certain: when it comes to escaping death, luck doesn’t figure into it at all.

My Review:

There are plenty of stories about trying to ‘cheat’ death by attempting to subvert a prophecy. These stories don’t even have to be speculative fiction in any way whatsoever.

After all, Oedipus’ tragedy has been told and retold for more than two millennia at this point. Not centuries, millennia. Since approximately 400 B.C.E. While it’s a bit more famous these days for the psychological concept of the Oedipus Complex, the story that leads to the complex is a result of Oedipus’ father trying to subvert a prophecy.

Ushers isn’t quite like that – not in the sense that it’s about attempting to subvert a prophecy, but in the sense that it’s about death coming for us all, literally, and that even if someone does their damndest to save a particular person, death will still have their due.

In this particular story that old, familiar idea is mixed with something a whole lot newer, because at first it seems as if the story is straight out of the X-Files. A young man has managed to get himself out of the way of death. Twice. And it makes the cops, or at least two particular cops, extremely suspicious.

Especially that second time around, when he convinced someone else to get themselves out of the way as well.

Special Agents Duvall and Oates don’t find ANY of Martin Lorensen’s jokes and misdirections funny – not even the ones about their names. They’re pretty sure he didn’t commit any crimes in regards to his near brushes with death – but they are both damn certain he’s hiding SOMETHING.

As good cops do, they can’t resist poking and prodding at Lorensen to get the answer. Or what Lorensen believes is the answer. An answer that no cop could possibly accept. At least not until that answer comes for them.

Because death does, indeed, come for us all. With a quota that has to be filled – one way or another.

Escape Rating A-: This wasn’t exactly I was looking for. OTOH, it was very much what I was looking for as I was searching for a short audiobook on a Friday. I didn’t want to start something longer knowing it would likely be three days until I got back to it – and this caught my eye and here we are.

The narrator, Leon Nixon, did a terrific job with the characters. As there are only three, it was VERY easy to distinguish the voice and mannerisms between the three, and the audio was just the right length for the time I had available. Also, this is part of the Amazon Originals Collection and was free as part of Kindle Unlimited. A win all the way around for this reader/listener.

At first, the story reminded me a LOT of a police procedural. It certainly has that format, two cops interviewing a person of interest who might be a suspect. But the vibe for that was just a bit ‘off’. Not that the story wasn’t well done, but rather that even at the outset Martin Lorensen is an unlikely suspect at best. Even though it seems like both Duvall and Oates are playing ‘bad cop’ and there’s no actual ‘good cop’ in sight.

Although at least Duvall is trying. It’s just that Martin Lorensen is very trying from his perspective and he’s having a hard time holding back his irritation.

Still, the events that Lorensen managed to escape are wildly different, and the cops actually know what happened in both cases. But still, the idea that Lorensen left his high school just minutes before a school shooter opened fire AND walked away from a prepaid first class train ticket just an hour or so before the train derailed is a bit outside the odds – even though the events are YEARS apart.

Like being hit by lightning twice in one lifetime. Or rather, NOT being hit by lightning twice in one lifetime. Or both.

The case felt like something straight out of the X-Files, but also mixed with a very old SFnal short story. Specifically, Robert A. Heinlein’s first published story, all the way back in 1939, “Life-Line”. (No, I’m not THAT old, I read it in his Expanded Universe collection several decades later. I still have the paperback to prove it!)

“Life-Line” is the story of a man who can precisely predict anyone’s death. Ushers isn’t quite that, but it also isn’t NOT that. Lorensen doesn’t predict death, but he does see it coming. And the effect is every bit as creepy as that early story – and very much vice-versa.

I tend to shy away from outright horror stories, so the author was someone I knew about but hadn’t read. After listening to Ushers, that’s going to change, because this story was right on that edge of creepy, tiptoeing towards horror by implication, that I really enjoy when I’m in the right mood for it.

Which I most definitely was!

A- #AudioBookReview: Trap Line by Timothy Zahn

A- #AudioBookReview: Trap Line by Timothy ZahnTrap Line by Timothy Zahn
Narrator: Greg D. Barnett
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from Amazon Kindle Unlimited
Formats available: ebook, audiobook
Genres: science fiction, space opera
Pages: 49
Length: 1 hour and 21 minutes
Published by Amazon Original Stories on March 25, 2025
Purchasing Info: Author's WebsitePublisher's WebsiteAmazon
Goodreads

An engineer’s groundbreaking solo mission is rudely interrupted when he stumbles into an interstellar trap. The New York Times bestselling author of the Thrawn trilogy is back with a wholly original short story of first contact.
En route to far-off stars, Toby’s consciousness has a crucial mission: inhabit his clone long enough to repair a spaceship, then zip back to Earth. He’s done it a million times, more or less. OK, twelve times. It should only take a few hours.
Until he wakes up in jail. And he’s not alone.
His fellow prisoners: a cadre of alien soldiers. His prison: an ethereal boundary that will imprison their spirits until their bodies die. His jailers can’t even see him. But their pet cat (er, iguana cat?) can—and it’s got a serious case of the zoomies.
With humanity’s place in the odd and ever-widening universe riding on Toby’s choices, it’s time to saddle up for a ghostly game of cat and mouse.

My Review:

What Toby Collier comes to appreciate when his ‘astral’ manifests in an alien trap instead of aboard the Terran FarJump ship Janus out in the far flung galaxy is something attributed to poet William Butler Yeats centuries before Toby was born, that “There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.”

Certainly neither Toby, nor anyone from Earth, has ever met anyone similar to the vaguely avian-like Hyfisk, the soldiers with whom Toby is trapped in a small, family-operated space ship in the middle of the great, wide galaxy that all of them were traversing.

The family, Porpou, his wife, their daughter Ibbi and her ‘iguana cat’ Bisqitty, make their living by trapping astrals like Toby and the Hyfisks and reporting them to the ‘Overmasters’, whoever or whatever THEY are. For the family, it’s a living – if not necessarily a luxurious or even steady one.

But the trap is a roadblock for the astrals, an interruption that will lead to Toby’s death when he doesn’t complete his job out on the far reaches of human-discovered space and return in a reasonable time frame. Because his bosses will cut their losses along with the life-support of his physical body.

The Hyfisks’ situation is more dire – they are soldiers on the way to defend an important colony from an aggressive enemy. Not that they also won’t die when their life support is cut, but their duty is more important to them than their individual lives.

Except that they have been stuck in that trap long enough to give up. Toby, freshly trapped, hasn’t. And is determined not to. He’s also an engineer rather than a soldier, and he hasn’t yet met a puzzle that he’s not going to at least attempt to solve.

The Hyfisk can’t solve the problem with the knowledge they have. Toby, on the other hand, brings fresh – if non-corporeal – eyes and mind to the same problem and figures out that if they share their knowledge, they can escape. If they trust each other enough.

And if they can get the iguana cat to cooperate – which might be the most difficult part of the whole thing. Her name isn’t pronounced ‘BisKITTY’ for nothing.

Escape Rating A-: Trap Line turned out to be a whole lot of fun and I’m very glad I listened to/read it. Even though I initially picked it up because I was having a difficult time getting into anything. Monday’s book seriously did a number on my concentration, but this little story turned out to be the cure.

I picked this up through Kindle Unlimited – a subscription I get happier about all the time. It was fun, it was quick, the audio narrator did a great job portraying Toby AND the Hyfisks and it all just made for the reading pick-me-up I was desperate for.

For an SF story, Trap Line was surprisingly cozy. It’s a small cast in an even smaller setting, just ten Hyfisks, three insectoid aliens, an iguana cat, and Toby. It’s also small in length, but it sets itself well AND gives the reader just enough to get why and how Toby and Irion, the commander of the Hyfisks, manage to come to (mostly) trust each other in this “enemy of my enemy is my friend’ scenario. Particularly as Toby and the humans aren’t aware of the Overmasters enough to BE their enemy – at least not yet – AND Toby manages to convince Irion that the trap-keeping family are not really an enemy to either of them. They’re all just trying to get by – like everyone else.

That this is also a story about the cleverness of humans and the inventiveness of our species instead of any attempt to win by domination or violence – and not just because it wouldn’t work in this situation AT ALL – made this a whole lot of fun, with a comforting layer of competence over the whole thing.

It broke my reading slump – and I’m incredibly grateful for that!

Even though Toby, the Hyfisks, and Porpou have no ability to communicate all together (Toby and the Hyfisks can communicate because they’re all astrals), they still manage to concoct a mutually beneficial plan that has the wonderful added benefit of sticking it to the Overmasters for all of them without the Overmasters being aware that they’ve been shafted. Toby, the Hyfisks and Porpou have made friends, even if they haven’t managed to share a single word in ANY language – and their quiet rebellion makes for a glorious – and friendly – ending to this delightful short story.