#BookReview: A Fellowship of Games and Fables by J. Penner

#BookReview: A Fellowship of Games and Fables by J. PennerA Fellowship of Games & Fables (Adenashire, #3) by J. Penner
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Genres: cozy fantasy, fantasy, fantasy romance, foodie fiction, romantasy
Series: Adenashire #3
Pages: 295
Published by Poisoned Pen Press on September 9, 2025
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From cold rivalry to hot cocoa and warm hearts.
Jez, a grumpy fennex, wants nothing to do with the cold, snow or bustling winter games descending on the charming town of Adenashire. She’d rather curl up for a nap. But a drunken boast lands her smack in the middle of the festivities and, even worse, fake dating her friend, Taenya, a woodland elf.
Plagued by chronic fatigue and past heartbreak, Jez has long guarded her heart. Not to mention she has a secret she’d rather not share. Yet, Taenya’s warmth and patience begin to melt her icy exterior. Together, the two women tackle challenges (from ice sculpting to scavenger hunts) and their pretend relationship sparks genuine feelings.
With the unwavering support of her friends, and amidst the cozy, festive cheer of winter, Jez discovers that love and acceptance are within reach, even for those who would rather hibernate in the shadows.
Escape to Adenashire for a heartwarming tale of friendship, romance, resilience, and the magical spirit of the season.

My Review:

The Adenashire series has been cozying up to each of the friends who ‘conquered’ the legendary Langheim Baking Battle since the first delightful book in the series, A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic.

At the delicious end of the Baking Battle, although Taenya won the competition, it was the fellowship of Arleta, Doli, Taenya and Jez that collectively walked away with the real prize in that contest – each other’s lifelong friendship.

So they all followed Arleta back to her home in Adenashire. Both because it sounded charming, AND because each of them – except Arleta of course – had a strong desire to make a fresh start somewhere far away from the homes they sorta/kinda ran away from to enter the Baking Battle in the first place.

They’re all adults, so they didn’t EXACTLY run away from home. But they didn’t exactly not, either. They each wanted to start over, on their own, outside the influence of well-meaning but overbearing and VERY influential families who loved them but had made it entirely too clear that they’d be more acceptable if they followed in the family footsteps and remained under the family thumb.

The second book in the series, A Fellowship of Librarians & Dragons, is the dwarf Doli Butterbuckle’s discovery of her happily ever after. That the dwarf falls in love with a librarian who happens to be a gargoyle just added to the story’s charm – especially for this reader.

This third story circles back around to the actual winner of the Baking Battle, the elf Taenya, and the other remaining unmatched member of the Baking Battle fellowship, grumpy fennex Jez. Who begins this entry in the series even grumpier than she usually is.

It’s not merely winter, but it’s winter in Adenashire and the Yule Games are just about to begin – much to Jez’ EXTREME consternation.

As a desert creature, Jez simply hates winter. It’s cold. It’s really, really cold. It snows. The paths ice over. And did I – or rather Jez – mention that it’s COLD?

As if that’s not enough to make a fennex grumpier than usual, Adenashire’s Yule Games are a really big deal, drawing vast numbers of visitors to the cozy little town to either participate or spectate – or speculate – on which team will win the Games this year.

Jez has made very firm plans for this year’s Yule Games. She’s planning to hide her antisocial self inside the bookstore for the entire length of the Games, staying out of the way of the crowds that have invaded her sanctuary, clogging up every street and all of her usual haunts.

That the increased crowds are making her secret and oversensitive ‘scent magic’ so reactive that she’s constantly bombarded with headaches and chronic exhaustion couldn’t possibly be influencing her mood. At all.

Which is why it’s a complete, not so much surprise as outright shock, when a drunken Jez refuses to back down from the challenge of some blowhard, out-of-town Games participants to not just participate but actually win at the side of the elf she’s trying to pretend doesn’t make her feel better just by entering the room.

And that’s how Jez and Taenya decide to take that bet, not just to participate in the Games, but to fake-date their way through the competition. They’ll still be friends – just friends – when the games are over, won’t they?

Sure they will.

Escape Rating B: It may be a bit early for OUR holiday season, but I couldn’t resist the coziness of Adenashire this week. The earlier books this week had plenty of dark moments – although not the same kind of dark – and I was looking for something light and cozy. Places don’t come much lighter and cozier than Adenashire.

(Although Thune in Legends & Lattes and Tawney in Tomes & Tea absolutely are right up there with it, along with Shady Hollow. Also, we’re just at the beginning of fall, and it got hot again around here. The descriptions of Adenashire’s picture perfect chilly winter sounded delightful in comparison.)

The thing I enjoy about series like Adenashire is that it’s a nice visit with friends. I start out wanting to see how everyone is doing. The chance to catch up with the ‘gang’ is ALWAYS worthwhile no matter what else is happening around them. That there’s a lovely story to sink into while catching up is the icing on a very tasty cake. (They’re all bakers. ALL the cakes are tasty. Do NOT read this series while hungry. It comes with recipes!)

The romance this time around is a bit low-key. It takes Taenya and Jez the whole story to admit that they’re in love with each other. Jez has a bit of a case of the “I’m not worthies” of the “I screw up all my relationships” variety, so her part in that is figuring out that her friends accept her as she is – and that Taenya loves her as she is. Also that nobody’s perfect, no matter how together they appear.

Jez’ variety of this particular romantic tangle was interesting in its own way, as she’s suffering from the magical equivalent of chronic fatigue syndrome. Her magic is overwhelming when she uses it (everybody smells all the time, after all) and painful and debilitating when she suppresses it. Her attempts at self-medication have had their own consequences, which is how she gets herself into this mess in the first place.

The games were cute and very winter-appropriate, but what gave the story that extra bit of zing was the little touch of infuriating irritation at the blowhards that tempted her into that bet. Jez was sure that they were cheating the whole way – but she’s naturally suspicious to begin with. Because cozy fantasy tends to be refreshingly light on violence and other forms of criminality, the discovery of what those ‘blowhards’ really were manipulating turned out in the end to be a surprising and delightful bit of business after all of Jez’ signature grumpiness.

Of course the story ends in a happy ever after for all concerned, as well as a marvelous bit of news that is sure to be at the heart of the next book in the series, A Fellowship of Curses & Cats. Arleta’s ‘Fated’, Theo, is planning to open a cat cafe next door to Arleta’s bakery – under the ‘supurrvision’ of his magical feline friend Faylin. What could possibly go wrong?

We’ll certainly see later this season!

Grade A #BookReview: Wrath of the Dragons by Olivia Rose Darling

Grade A #BookReview: Wrath of the Dragons by Olivia Rose DarlingWrath of the Dragons (Fear the Flames, #2) by Olivia Rose Darling
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Genres: epic fantasy, fantasy, fantasy romance, romantasy
Series: Fear the Flames #2
Pages: 544
Published by Delacorte Press on July 29, 2025
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The second novel in Olivia Rose Darling's thrilling and steamy romantic fantasy series, following Fear the Flames.
In the explosive sequel to the bestselling romantasy Fear the Flames, two fated lovers must unite against warring kingdoms to defend their home and crowns from those who wish to destroy them.
Cayden Veles, renowned Demon Commander of Vareveth, overthrew the throne to save Elowen Atarah, the woman he searched for since childhood. Now he’s determined to fulfill his quest for revenge against her father, even if it means forcing the only person he’s ever wanted into a marriage of political convenience.
Elowen Atarah has everything she thought she’d ever want. Finally reunited with her dragons, she now has an army to enact vengeance, but as events transpire, she begins contemplating if she wants more. As her father’s only living heir, the Imirath throne is her right and destiny. But fighting and winning a war will require trusting Cayden Veles, her partner in crime and now king to her queen; the man she both longs for and doubts, especially after opening her heart only to become a pawn in his game.
Navigating the shifting allegiances amongst all the kingdoms of Ravaryn will require all their strategy and strength, with devastating and bloody attacks on one side and cutthroat diplomacy for alliances on the other. But Elowen and Cayden must find a way to stand strong within the power they’ve gained, or risk losing everything.
Delving deeper into a vast and ever-changing world, Wrath of the Dragons will take you on a journey filled with epic battles and a tender, angsty love for the ages.

My Review:

The story begun in Fear the Flames has grown considerably now that it is into its second volume in Wrath of the Dragons. Of course, the dragons are also quite a bit larger than they were at the opening of that first book, as they were babies then and they are adults now – and so is their bonded human, then Princess, now Queen, Elowen Atarah.

Fear the Flames ended with a crash – and clash – of expectations. Initially, Elowen threw her own and her people’s fate into the bloody hands of Cayden Veles, believing that the enemy of her enemy could both be her friend and help her people.

But the enemy of her enemy on one front can still be her personal nightmare on several others. Because Elowen has spent her whole life being manipulated, imprisoned and abused in one way or another and the last thing she wants or needs is yet another person taking away her choices. Which is EXACTLY what Cayden does – even if that’s not what he intended.

Putting it another way, the relationship between Elowen and Cayden, which looked so very promising in Fear the Flames, spends the first half of this book on the very rocky shoals of what happens in an enemies to lovers romance when the enemies don’t resolve all – or barely any – of the sources of their enmity before they become lovers and then have to deal with the consequences.

At the same time, Wrath of the Dragons takes the initial story of Elowen, Cayden, her driving need to rescue her imprisoned dragons and his compulsion to make her happy at all costs and turns it into a vast, sweeping saga of warring kingdoms, evil and corrupt kings, dynastic manipulations and a whole, entire pantheon of interfering deities, with Fate herself leading the charge to put Elowen and Cayden through the wringer until they save their world or die trying.

Not that Fate doesn’t have a contingency for even that outcome – and she’s not afraid to use it.

Escape Rating A: Wrath of the Dragons isn’t just a big, sprawling quasi-historical romance. It’s also a big, sprawling epic fantasy. The whole Fear the Flames series so far is what readers get gifted with when historical romance and epic fantasy get together and birth a book baby wreathed in dragonfire.

And in this second book, that generally uncomfortable seat that romantasy generally straddles on the fence between romance and fantasy has gotten surprisingly comfortable in one sense even though – or especially because – it’s frequently tension-filled and occasionally outright torturous for the participants.

I have mixed feelings about romantasy in general – because it’s generally difficult to straddle that fence. In Fear the Flames, it seemed like that uncomfortable position was a bit more weighted on the romance side and that the worldbuilding necessary for compelling epic fantasy needed to have a few more of its blanks filled in.

Which is what we have in this second book, as we get a much deeper understanding of this world – often through Elowen’s eyes as her education had been deliberately restricted and now she’s expanding her horizons along with the reader.

Also, and one of the strengths of this series, is that Elowen and Cayden don’t exist in isolation from the rest of their world. While they are ringed with enemies on ALL sides, they also have a core of friends and found family that keep them firmly grounded and provide many of the lighter moments in this frequently dark story – all while being giving the reader a perspective on the forces that shaped both of these characters who would otherwise be as dark as their world.

Wrath of the Dragons turned out to be an absolutely compelling read, even more so than Fear the Flames – and that’s saying something. I finished this book, all 544 pages, in a single day, because I couldn’t put the damn thing down and had to see how it all worked out. IF it all worked out.

Leaving me frustrated and cursing a blue streak at the end, because it doesn’t. End that is. It runs out of pages in a literal cliffhanger from HELL. Now I’m stuck biting my nails in anticipation until book three comes out – hopefully, please, fingers crossed and everything – this time next year.

A++ #BookReview: Six Wild Crowns by Holly Race

A++ #BookReview: Six Wild Crowns by Holly RaceSix Wild Crowns (Queens of Elben, #1) by Holly Race
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Genres: epic fantasy, fantasy, fantasy romance, historical fantasy, romantasy
Series: Queens of Elben #1
Pages: 416
Published by Orbit on June 10, 2025
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The king has been appointed by god to marry six queens. Those six queens are all that stand between the kingdom of Elben and ruin. Or so we have been told.
Each queen vies for attention. Clever, ambitious Boleyn is determined to be Henry's favourite. And if she must incite a war to win Henry over? So be it.
Seymour acts as spy and assassin in a court teeming with dragons, backstabbing courtiers and strange magic. But when she and Boleyn become the unlikeliest of things - allies - the balance of power begins to shift. Together they will discover an ancient, rotting magic at Elben's heart. A magic that their king will do anything to protect.
A captivating epic fantasy filled with dragons, court politics and sapphic yearning, perfect for fans of The Priory of the Orange Tree and House of the Dragon.

My Review:

I got hooked on all things Tudor when I was 12 years old and saw the movie Anne of the Thousand Days sprawled across the wide screen of a local movie theater. The opening scene of the movie, at least the way I remember it, was the scene of Henry chasing Anne on horseback as she gleefully gallops ahead of him.

Portrait of Anne Boleyn, Henry’s second queen; a copy of a lost original painted around 1534

I saw that scene again in my mind’s eye at the opening of Six Wild Crowns, because Boleyn herself is thinking of her first meeting with the King, and how that meeting led her to her wedding to that very same man as this historical fantasy revision of the story begins.

From there, the story is off to the races, but to a race that is able to take just the kind of fantastic twists and turns that fantasy allows while still being grounded, steeped, and perfumed by the historical facts, lies and manipulations that were part of the history that has been recorded – by Henry and his court, because they were the victors in the history that we were all taught.

Which is where the path between real history and fantasy history both meet and diverge. They meet in the sense that the history of fantasy England, Elben in this tour-de-force of epic historical fantasy and romantasy, is the story of what has been taught to the people of Elben. What they, from the lowest commoner to the six queens of the realm, has been taught to believe about the blessings their god, Cernunnos, has granted to their land, their king, and their people.

That Elben is protected by a magical boundary, that that boundary is embodied in the strength of the king, and that the king’s protection and his burden are supported by his six queens in their six castles at the borders of their land. And that their god, Cernunnos, created it all to protect the land where he is worshipped.

This “origin story”, believed by all, puts a fantasy spin on the reign of Henry VIII, his obsessive pursuit of a male heir, and especially his marital excesses and executions. To protect Elben, the king is required to have six wives at all times to occupy those six castles that protect his realm.

Of course, those queens are expected to be each other’s quiet, polite, civilized enemies. Because that’s what their world believes of women. Because that’s the way the court expresses its preferences. And, as it turns out, because that’s what’s necessary to keep the queens from banding together and learning the truth about the real source of the blessing of Elben, the reason why it’s fading, and the best way to resolve what’s needed to bring it back to full power and protection.

And it’s Boleyn’s rebellion that sets the whole treasonous plot in motion. A rebellion that began, as all the most interesting rebellions do, with a secret, a lie, and a romance for the ages. Just not the one that our history, or theirs, would ever have led us to expect.

Portrait of Henry VIII by Joos van Cleve, c. 1531

Escape Rating A++: As you might guess from the rating, I’m here to SQUEE. My fascination with the Tudors started early and extends to the present day, so I was all in on the concept the minute I saw the blurb for this book. But I’ll confess that I was deeply afraid that the actual story would be like the bear dancing, you’re not surprised it’s done well, you’re astonished that it’s done at all. In other words, I loved the concept but couldn’t figure out if or how it would actually work.

I was blown away by just how very well it works – and how very firmly it stands on all three of its ‘legs’. That the fantasy worldbuilding is deep and well-executed, that the romances are all romantic, often tragic, and very much not the same as each other, and the way that the known and popularized history holds the whole thing up, brings a lot of bright and sparkling – and dark and gloomy – aspects to the court and to these well-known characters and makes them feel REAL because in their heart of hearts – and ours – they are.

They just get to shine and especially to change some of their fates and the fate of their world because this is fantasy and not historical fiction after all – and it’s all the better a story for it.

What makes the story work is the way that the author has used what we already know about the characters to move the story into the realms of what might have been, and that includes not just the royals but also the advisors, councilors and hangers on. It’s not just that Aragon and Boleyn and Seymour are plotting against each other – because they were – but also that More and Wolsey and Cromwell are plotting against each other, against the queens, and plotting with the queens against each other, because they were, too.

(And if you like that part of the story, take a look at the King’s Fool mysteries (starting with Courting Dragons) by Jeri Westerson. Because that intimate view of the court, its machinations, and Henry’s inadequacies and insecurities, is a similar view to the one in THIS story.)

Portrait of Jane Seymour by Hans Holbein the Younger ca. 1536-37
Portrait of Jane Seymour by Hans Holbein the Younger ca. 1536-37

Told from the perspective of Seymour and Boleyn, the way that their relationship is allowed to happen, and the way it morphs because their relationship with Henry happen at the same time, gives a whole new spin on events as they occur – especially as we get a LOT of Seymour’s point of view and it’s even more fascinating because history records so little of her and this story has so much and it feels like it fits perfectly. It also means that we’re not surprised that part of the spin is the realization that all the queens have been fed a load of codswallop to keep them complacent in their subservient roles – and that this is not the way things were meant to be.

And that the patriarchy is doing its damndest to keep them from discovering a truth that will set them free if they can manage to wrest control. OTOH it’s a lot like the feminist interpretations/retellings of stories like Madeline Miller’s Circe and Ava Reid’s Lady Macbeth, BUT, and this is a huge but that makes things so much better, those stories were told as historical myths, so the male-dominant endings couldn’t be changed. Six Wild Crowns is straight-up fantasy, so there’s definitely a possibility that the patriarchy could get at least a bit of its comeuppance. Which we won’t know for a while because this is a projected trilogy and we’re only in book 1 so far.

I know I’m all over the map on this thing, because I loved it really, really hard and I kind of want to tell you everything so you’ll love it too while at the same time I don’t want to spoil it for you because I want you to read it.

If you’ve been dying to see Six, if you adore the deeply researched historical fiction of Alison Weir, if you fell for the Tudors in any of the many, many movie and TV versions, if you’re looking for something that combines the best of romantasy with the corrupt political machinations of contemporary epic fantasy, Six Wild Crowns will be your jam every bit as much as it is mine. I’m already on those proverbial tenterhooks waiting for book 2 in the trilogy, and wondering which queens will be at the forefront of upsetting Henry’s applecart even further as the story continues.

Grade A #BookReview: Behooved by M. Stevenson

Grade A #BookReview: Behooved by M. StevensonBehooved by M. Stevenson
Format: eARC
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Genres: fantasy, fantasy romance, romantasy
Pages: 352
Published by Bramble Romance on May 20, 2025
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A charming slow-burn romantasy featuring a duty-bound noblewoman with a chronic illness, a prince who would rather be in a library than on a throne, and a magical ride through a world of cozy enchantment
*This beautiful paperback edition features sprayed edges.*
Bianca knows her duty comes before her heart. So when the threat of war looms, she agrees to marry the neighboring kingdom’s heir. But not all royal weddings are a fairytale, and Prince Aric, Bianca’s betrothed, is cold, aloof, and seems to hate her on sight.
To make matters worse, on their wedding night, an assassination attempt goes awry―leaving Aric magically transformed into a horse. Bianca does what any bride in this situation would do: she mounts her new husband and rides away to safety.
Sunset returns Aric to human form, but they soon discover the assassination attempt is part of a larger plot against the throne. Worse, Bianca has been framed for Aric’s murder, and she’s now saddled with a husband who is a horse by day and a frustratingly attractive man by night.
As an unexpected romance begins galloping away with their hearts, Bianca and Aric must rely on each other to unravel the curse and save the throne.

My Review:

Bianca Liliana of Damaria has been groomed by her parents to be a slave to her duty. Afflicted with a chronic, intermittently debilitating illness that not even the best healers can identify, Bianca has spent most of her life being told that she’s utterly useless for any role at all, and that the best she can hope for is to be married off, far away from home, before anyone discovers just how weak she is.

When the neighboring country of Gildenheim presents her parents with a treaty designed as an ultimatum, they are more than willing to sacrifice Bianca on the altar of keeping the peace. Bianca is willing to do her duty – after all, she’s been taught all her life that it’s all she’s good for, while her strong, capable, magical sister is MUCH more suited to being their parents’ heir to their family’s position on their country’s ruling council.

Bianca is packed off to Gildenheim in unseemly haste to do her duty to her country, fearing for her life at the hands of a warmongering young king who seems to have ascended to his throne rather suddenly after the recent and extremely suspicious death of his mother the queen.

It’s only AFTER the wedding, when they finally manage to have a private – and surprisingly civil – conversation that Bianca and Aric figure out that BOTH their countries are being manipulated by a villain hiding in the shadows.

Well, they’re half right.

Just at the point where they both start thinking they might have a handle on the mess, an assassin breaks into the as yet unused marital chamber to kill Aric. You’d think that a king would be able to defend himself but that’s not how things work. It’s up to Bianca to defend Aric, surprising everyone in the room including the assassin.

She’s surprised at herself for immediately leaping to his defense – once she figures out that he has none of his own. He’s surprised she could and the assassin is surprised she did. Then they’re all surprised when Bianca turns Aric into a big white horse and chaos ensues all around.

Bianca is not, definitely not, absolutely not, a mage of any sort or stripe. But her sister Tatiana is, so when Bianca, in a last-ditch effort to save her brand-spanking-new husband from an assassin, uses the experimental charm her sister gave her to save them both – a horse is the result.

Or rather, Aric AS a horse. In the confusion, the assassin’s confusion, their own confusion, the rapidly arriving guards’ confusion, Aric and Bianca escape together by leaping out the window and galloping down the road. Away. Out of the line of whatever fire might still be coming for them.

Which is the point where Behooved literally runs off to the races as Bianca and Aric start comparing notes about their current predicament as they do their best – and occasionally worst to both figure out and stay out of the way of the forces that are arrayed behind them, before them, and against them.

Even as they discover the advantages, as well as the disadvantages of traveling together as a horse and rider by day – and as a man and a woman during nights that just don’t seem to last nearly long enough.

Escape Rating A: I began this story with a whole heaping helping of mixed feelings, but by the end I was completely wowed by the way this slow-burn, sort-of-enemies to definitely lovers romantasy, filled to the brim with political skullduggery and truly epic betrayals redeemed itself from its predictable opening to the multiple, multiple heel turns of its fantastic ending.

Okay, that was a lot, wasn’t it?

The beginning was more than just a bit predictable. It was completely obvious that Bianca’s parents had been grooming her in an emotionally abusive fashion pretty much her whole entire life, and that they were absolutely clear about exactly how to push her ‘duty’ button because they had installed the damn thing themselves. They were evil and manipulative from the off, and the reader sees it clearly even though Bianca is willfully blind to their machinations because, honestly, they’ve programmed her that way.

So we know Bianca is walking straight into some kind of trap – it’s just a matter of waiting for the trap to spring so that we can finally get to the REAL story of Bianca’s romance and adventures and romantic adventures.

Because we’re seeing this story entirely from Bianca’s perspective we don’t see that Aric has been manipulated just as much – albeit from entirely different angles – as she has until they have the chance to start comparing notes. And even then they don’t trust each other because they’ve both been manipulated not to.

What made them such a fascinating couple was the way that they had each, in entirely different ways, been groomed to believe that they were useless and less than by the people who were supposed to raise them with love and care. In other words, his mother-the-queen and her conniving parents.

They’ve both been programmed to believe that they are not worthy and less than for things that are innate parts of themselves. Bianca for her chronic illness, and Aric for his shy, gentle, bookish nature. They work well together because they have both grown strong in the broken places that their own families have instilled within them.

(One of the readalikes for this is Wooing the Witch Queen, not that Bianca is a witch after all, but rather for the way that Aric’s and Fabian’s gentle, studious nerdiness worms its way into their much stronger partners’ hearts.)

The fun part of this story is the whole scenario – terrible jokes, salacious puns and all – about Bianca spending her days riding her husband the horse. (Pause here for groans and giggles).

If you’ve ever seen or even heard of the classic fantasy romance movie Ladyhawke, the scenario is instantly recognizable. In the movie, by day, she was a hawk. By night, he was a wolf. They do not get to be together as humans until the end, so not quite the same, but it’s hard to deny the similarity.

At least for Bianca and Aric, they’re only different species by day. They get to spend their nights together as humans, figuring out who they are and can be to each other once they get out of the mess they are currently in. Each believing they’re not worthy of the other, but doing their damndest to let the person they’ve fallen in love with go free.

Behooved combines a marvelously romantic romance (yes, I know I repeat myself), with a desperate, high-stakes adventure that earns its happy ending for not just the protagonists, but for their countries as well.

What really kicked it over the top for this reader was the way that, in the end, it rang clearly with the same vibe I received from Never Too Old to Save the World, that every single one of us, whether male or female, old or young, able-bodied or otherwise, should be able to experience the thrill of someone just like us being the hero of a fantastic adventure – and as often as possible at that.

#AudioBookReview: Wooing the Witch Queen by Stephanie Burgis

#AudioBookReview: Wooing the Witch Queen by Stephanie BurgisWooing the Witch Queen (Queens of Villainy, #1) by Stephanie Burgis
Narrator: Amanda Leigh Cobb
Format: audiobook, eARC
Source: supplied by publisher via Edelweiss, supplied by publisher via Libro.fm
Formats available: hardcover, paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: fantasy, fantasy romance, gaslamp, romantasy
Series: Queens of Villainy #1
Pages: 304
Length: 8 hours and 34 minutes
Published by Bramble Romance, Macmillan Audio on February 18, 2025
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In a Gaslamp-lit world where hags and ogres lurk in thick pine forests, three magical queens form an uneasy alliance to protect their lands from invasion…and love turns their world upside down.
Queen Saskia is the wicked sorceress everyone fears. After successfully wrestling the throne from her evil uncle, she only wants one thing: to keep her people safe from the empire next door. For that, she needs to spend more time in her laboratory experimenting with her spells. She definitely doesn’t have time to bring order to her chaotic library of magic.
When a mysterious dark wizard arrives at her castle, Saskia hires him as her new librarian on the spot. “Fabian” is sweet and a little nerdy, and his requests seem a little strange – what in the name of Divine Elva is a fountain pen? – but he’s getting the job done. And if he writes her flirtatious poetry and his innocent touch makes her skin singe, well…
Little does Saskia know that the "wizard" she’s falling for is actually an Imperial archduke in disguise, with no magical training whatsoever. On the run, with perilous secrets on his trail and a fast growing yearning for the wicked sorceress, he's in danger from her enemies and her newfound allies, too. When his identity is finally revealed, will their love save or doom each other?

My Review:

They say that eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves, and that’s certainly true when Archduke Felix of Estarion arrives, in the dead of night, at the castle belonging to Saskia, the Witch Queen of Kitvaria. He’s hoping for a sanctuary that he desperately needs. She’s in conference with her allies, Queen Lorelei of Balravia and Queen Ailana of Nornne, the other two so-called Queens of Villainy, and they’re all making some pretty villainous comments – about him.

The thing is, the queens may know each other – however reluctantly at least on Saskia’s part – but they don’t really have a clue about Felix. They think they do, because his chief minister, former guardian, ex-father-in-law and torturer of long standing has been committing plenty of greedy, grasping, outright rapacious moves in his name, but Felix has had no voice and no say. He’s been a prisoner in his own castle, under constant guard and equally constant torment as well as honest-to-badness torture, ever since his “dear guardian” got himself proclaimed Felix’ Regent and took control of, well, everything.

Felix managed to escape, and planned to throw himself on Saskia’s mercy, only to discover – there’s that eavesdropping again – that there is no mercy to be found. He has no one to turn to and nowhere else to run. However, while his uncle may not have allowed him to be educated in anything useful, he has let him study useless things like literature, letting Felix lose himself in libraries for hours on end. Felix isn’t stupid – and he’s very desperate.

Which is why he decides to take advantage of Saskia’s distraction and hide himself in plain sight – not as either the Witch Queen’s prisoner or her hostage – but as her dark wizard librarian. In spite of being, well, technically, neither of those things. But dark wizards are allowed to hide their faces behind a mask – or deep in their dark cloaks. Librarians can hide in their libraries. Saskia needs a magical cataloger and is happy to hire the mysterious stranger who has just wandered into her castle, seemingly as the answer to ALL her prayers.

As it turns out he actually is – even the prayers that she never even thought to utter – or believed she was worthy of even thinking about voicing.

Escape Rating B+: Definitions of villainy are clearly in the eye of the beholder, making the title of both the book and especially the series a delightful bit of irony. Because there’s nothing wrong with witchcraft, unless calling it that is an attempt to make the magic that women practice lesser than that of men. Which is exactly what labelling Saskia the “Witch Queen” of Kitvaria is intended to do.

But the Queens of Villainy of the series, including Saskia the Witch Queen of Kitvaria, are only villainous in the eyes of all the men who are frightened by their power and offended by their ability and are desperate to find a way to knock those queens down so they can step all over them.

Something that’s not going to happen as long as they stick together and OWN their power. Once they ALL figure that out, the story is utterly glorious. But it takes a bit to get there.

Because at the beginning, the “Witch Queen of Kitvaria” is not exactly the “Queen of All She Surveys”. She’s not even the “Princess of Quite a Lot”. As the story opens, Queen Saskia acts more like Mistress Doormat in spite of her ascension to the throne.

Which is the point where I need to reveal that I began this book in audio. I thought it would be fun. And it eventually is. Howsomever, the wonderful thing about audiobooks, particularly when the story is told in the first person singular and the reader gets to sit inside the protagonist’s head, is that when the story is told well, when the narrator is a good match for the character, and, most importantly, when it’s a head that the reader enjoys being in, the experience is fantastic. This particular audio hit two out of three. The story is told well, and the narrator, Amanda Leigh Cobb, was an excellent narrator for Saskia – but Saskia’s head, particularly for the first third of the story, was a place that I didn’t want to be. I wanted to see how things worked out, I adored the premise of the story, but Saskia let everyone push her around to the point where being in her head did not work for me AT ALL. I needed her to just put on her big witch panties and DEAL WITH IT. And that took a while.

So I switched to text at the quarter, Saskia found at least one leg of those big witch panties at the one third point, and from then it was off to the races and the story got totally glorious.

This was even one of those rare cases where the misunderstandammit at the heart of the romance actually worked. Felix couldn’t reveal himself to Saskia until they trusted each other – even though he was all too aware that telling the truth would break that trust. By the time he felt compelled to unmask, he was in a position where she might, deservedly so, break his heart, but was considerably less likely to take his life.

After all, one of Saskia’s magically adorable scene-stealing crows had made Felix “HIS” librarian whether he was actually a librarian or not.

As much as Saskia drove me, well, batty at the beginning (complete with actual, magical, bats) I still felt for her. Not only is she in a really difficult position doing a damn hard job she never really wanted, she also does a terrific job of portraying the dilemma of an introvert stuck in an extrovert’s job – and being caught between the things she wants to do that she’s always been good at, and the things that have to be done that she hates and is terrible at. While everyone around her tells her over and over that she has to become someone she’s absolutely NOT in order to succeed.

The slow-burn romance between Saskia and Felix is utterly lovely, especially because it’s marvelous to see the way they work towards a relationship that is built to be unequal – because she outranks him – and because the story does NOT flip things to make him the leader of their partnership just because that’s the way it’s usually done. Nothing about Saskia or her relationship with Felix is “the way things are usually done” and that’s one of the points of the whole thing.

As is the still developing sisterhood between those three Queens of Villainy. A sisterhood that is already strong enough that they still have each other’s backs – even when one of them massively screws up ALL their plans.

In the end, this worked for me, even if it began in some places I really didn’t want to go. Once Saskia started taking charge of her own life and destiny, in spite of the forces arrayed against her and the voices inside her head telling her that she was doing ALL the wrong things, the Queens of Villainy reminded me a lot of two other stories of women having or seizing power and the little men around them throwing really big, bloody temper tantrums as a result. So if you like the idea of the Queens of Villainy you might also enjoy Fear the Flames by Olivia Rose Darling and The Women’s War by Jenna Glass.

And they might help tide you over while you’re waiting – as this reader will be – for the second book in the Queens of Villainy series, Enchanting the Fae Queen, coming in January 2026.

#BookReview: A Fellowship of Librarians and Dragons by J. Penner

#BookReview: A Fellowship of Librarians and Dragons by J. PennerA Fellowship of Librarians & Dragons (Adenashire, #2) by J. Penner
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Genres: cozy fantasy, dragons, fantasy, fantasy romance, foodie fiction, romantasy
Series: Adenashire #2
Pages: 304
Published by Poisoned Pen Press on June 3, 2025
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Spilling the tea has never been so cozy…
In the quaint town of Adenashire, Doli Butterbuckle, a people-pleasing sunshine dwarf, is content with her simple tea magic and circle of friends. It’s true she’s never quite lived up to family expectations, but life is just fine...until her parents arrive with an inherited dragon egg and then a charming gargoyle harboring a secret strolls into her life.
As Doli grapples with her newfound responsibility and discovers a long hidden side of herself, she must face an overbearing family, a sinister plot, and a mischievous dragon that refuses to stay out of trouble.
But with the help of her loyal friends and newfound love, Doli embarks on a heartwarming adventure, revealing that embracing her true self is the most enchanting path of all.
Escape to Adenashire for a whimsical, cozy fantasy where every steaming cup of tea holds the promise of inner strength.

My Review:

After scooping up the magically delicious series opener, A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic, I knew it would be impossible for this reader to resist this second book in the Adenashire series. So I didn’t even try,

Who could resist this combination of books and dragons? Certainly not this reader.

This second book is a direct follow up to the ending of Bakers, with the baker contestants from the Langheim Baking Battle following second-place winner Arleta back to her cozy hometown of Adenashire.

The human Arleta has returned home because she loves the place – in spite of the way she’s sometimes been treated as a non-magical human. And because her adopted fathers, the orcs Verdreth and Ervash, are there and she loves them to bits – admittedly fairly large bits – and vice versa. That she’s returned from the Baking Battle with new recipes, new confidence, a new love in her life and a new partner in her fledgling business means that while Arleta may not have won the Baking Battle, she’s still come out on top in every way that matters.

Even better, especially from Arleta’s perspective, the friends she made during the contest followed her home, because Adenashire just sounded like it would be a lot cozier, and more comfortable in more ways than one, than whatever and wherever they came from.

That’s particularly true for dwarf Doli Butterbuckle, a woman with a magical gift for making tea and providing hospitality and comfortable surroundings for all her friends. Even if her innate desire to be a ‘people pleaser’ makes her the one uncomfortable person among the people that she’s made oh-so-comfortable.

Because Doli may be comfortable – mostly, more or less – in her own skin and with her own magical gifts, but that gift is VERY unusual for a dwarf and her loud and overbearing parents seem to never tire of reminding her that she’s unacceptably different from her sisters and not who or what they think she’s supposed to be.

They don’t see the real Doli, they don’t hear the real Doli – mostly because her mother never shuts up about ALL of Doli’s many, many failings – with the result that Doli was more than happy to head to Adenashire and be far away from their loud and constant expressions of disappointment.

That she might just be about to embark upon a relationship that has the potential to put ALL of the romance novels that she loves so much into the shade should be icing on a very tasty cake indeed.

Which is just when she finally opens all the mail that she’s been avoiding for WEEKS to discover that her parents are arriving in Adenashire the very next day and it’s making her miserable. Because they do – even if they don’t REALLY mean to. And Doli’s life has already been upset enough by her family, as her legacy from her late uncle has arrived – and hatched into a rare, adorable, manipulative baby dragon that entirely too many people will do anything to take advantage of.

Including her mother.

Escape Rating B: This series is every bit as comforting as the tea made by Doli’s magic. Even if – as is true in this case – Doli herself isn’t particularly comfortable while she’s making it. Then again, this is very much Doli’s story of becoming comfortable with her magic AND herself – and of finally getting her mother to listen long enough to STFU.

(Doli’s parents – especially her mother – were a bit of a trigger for me. Your reading mileage hopefully varies a LOT.)

Howsomever, as much as Doli’s parents pained her – and me – what they represent seems to, well, represent a big part of what this series is built on. Arleta went to the Baking Battle, however reluctantly, to come into herself.

Doli followed Arleta to Adenashire to be in a place where she can fully come into herself – far away from the outsized shadows that her parents cast over everything. (Based on hints, it also looks like the final two members of the team followed Arleta to Adenashire for the same reason.)

Just as Arleta needed to learn to stand up for herself – with more than a little help from her friends – this time around it’s Doli who needs to learn to make herself seen and heard for who she really is. Which leads to the agency for that transformation – in this case baby dragon Evvy.

Evvy’s part in this story reminded me of The Baby Dragon Cafe, meaning that baby Evvy is every bit as cute AND destructive as the baby dragons in THAT story. (That’s also a hint for a readalike for this particular entry in the series, along with Legends & LattesCan’t Spell Treason without Tea, AND That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon if you don’t mind a LOT more sexytimes with your cozy fantasy.)

The third element that makes this series so cozy is, of course, the romance that develops, in this case between dwarf Doli and gargoyle Sarson. (I’m kinda glad that the sex scenes in this story are strictly fade to black because I don’t think it fits. So to speak. Ahem. Even though Doli and Sarson certainly do. Somehow. Again AHEM.)

I think if I hadn’t already loved A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic the mess with Doli’s parents might have made me bail, but I persevered because I KNEW the good stuff was coming – and it SO did.

The romance between Doli and Sarson was as adorably sweet as Doli herself is, with just enough tension added by her parents and his secrets to make their HEA entirely earned. Evvy, the baby dragon with a BIG purpose was delightful even as she pushed the story forward AND pushed breakables off the table when she didn’t get her share of the deliciously described baked goods.

Most important of all, Doli found her way to herself, to getting her parents to see her as she is, and that she is happy with who she is, while taking on board that she didn’t have to twist herself into a pretzel to please everyone around her so that she could be loved. That she was already loved for exactly, precisely, herself – and had been all along.

I left Doli and her crew with smiles on their faces and mine as well. I smiled even more when the eARC for the third book in this delightful cozy fantasy series, A Fellowship of Games & Fables, popped up within a few minutes of my closing the last page. It will be a sweet treat of a read to pick up this fall.

#BookReview: All Superheroes Need PR by Elizabeth Stephens

#BookReview: All Superheroes Need PR by Elizabeth StephensAll Superheroes Need PR (Supers in the City, #1) by Elizabeth Stephens
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Genres: contemporary romance, fantasy romance, romantasy, science fiction romance, superhero romance
Series: Supers in the City #1
Pages: 295
Published by Montlake on May 27, 2025
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He’s a villain looking for a hero rebrand. She’s the marketing genius who can make it happen in this fantastical romantic comedy by the author of the Beasts of Gatamora series.

Over two decades ago, forty-eight young, gifted superheroes fell to Earth and were eventually marketed as opposing heroes and villains. Now, one exceptionally gruff bad guy is looking to hop teams. Hello, PR director Vanessa Theriot.

His real name is Roland Casteel a.k.a. the Pyro. First, swap that with the less incinerating the Wyvern. Next, put him in spandex to highlight that near-godlike body. Finally, give that hero in training a heroine—if Vanessa will play the part in a pretend romance guaranteed to make the city swoon. She’s game. As shy as Vanessa is, it’s her job to be Roland’s very own Lois Lane. Who knew that fake dating would change their worlds?

But falling head over heels for real makes for a dangerous shift in the narrative. A monstrous supervillain is bringing out Roland’s bad side again. This time, it’s to save a woman who, against all the odds, is becoming the human love of his superhero life.

My Review:

The cover of this book, in particular the ginormous shadow image cast by the clinching couple at the bottom left, is an equally ginormous spoiler for the story. Consider yourself warned.

At first, it seems as if the ‘Forty-Eight’, the young aliens dropped on Earth who grow up to be superheroes, are all more than a bit Superman. It certainly seems like that origin story – multiplied 48 times. Oh, except that some of the kids turn out to be Lex Luthor, or to be more accurate, General Zod.

In other words, some of those initial 48 superhero children grow up to become supervillains instead. Considering the way that they ALL get poked and prodded and studied and even experimented on, it’s honestly not a surprise that a few would turn to the dark side of the Force because they DO have cookies.

So, again, at first, the set up is that one of the Forty-Eight has become a ‘free agent’, and is deciding between joining the Champions Coalition and the Villains Network. Considering that Pyro’s power is to set ANYTHING on fire, you’d think he’d be a lock for the Villains. But he’s flirting with both sides because he’s pretty damn cynical about the whole damn thing.

Which is where his plans go about pear-shaped. Or perhaps that should be hourglass-shaped, in the person of Vanessa Theriot, the owner of The Riot genius marketing firm. There’s something about her that draws Pyro in, hard and fast and all puns intended, to the point where he can’t stand to be around her because she makes him feel things and not just the obvious.

So he’s a dick, throws her out of a pitch meeting for her own company’s bid to handle his rebranding, throws her entire company into disarray in the fallout, and then runs into her again, can’t resist swooping in to protect her, and ends up roping her into a contract for what she believes is a marketing campaign and he thinks will result in a wedding and all that comes with it.

And they’re both right in the end – and they’re both a bit wrong. Because the instant attraction they feel for each other is definitely about hearts and flowers and lust and romance – but it’s also unlocking the key to his true powers and a whole bunch of terrible truths about the ‘Forty-Eight’ that those young superheroes – including Wyvern (formerly known as Pyro) – were programmed NOT to remember.

But of course, because those hidden truths have the potential to be truly terrible indeed – at least for everyone else – the supervillains have put enough pieces together to be more than willing to die – or more likely to kill – to discover the rest.

Escape Rating B: This is definitely another one of those mixed feelings reviews. Because I was all in on the whole superhero romance idea – I was downright looking forward to it, in fact, because it’s a trope that used to be more prevalent and then went underground and I was hoping for a renaissance because I loved that trope a lot. Recent books like Hench (which is not a romance) and Assistant to the Villain (which definitely is) gave me hope that this might go further down that road. Because the idea of exploring both the cost of superhero-dom as well as the fascinating possibilities of what the romance between a super and a non-super has a ton of romantic tension potential in it.

So this story goes along and develops the world and the setup and the romance and the reader gets invested in all of it – even if said reader wishes there was just a bit more of that worldbuilding. OTOH, reading mileage may certainly vary on the romance, as it is VERY instalove to the point of verging on fated mates.

And that wasn’t the only trope line that this one fell over and into, as Vanessa’s clumsiness bordered on a superpower of her own – and I’m still not sure that’s not right – and there’s certainly a LOT of ‘magic cock’ in their instant romance as well as a bit of fake dating – at least from Vanessa’s side of the misplaced assumptions and misunderstandings.

At the same time, I really liked Vanessa and both her found family and her adopted family are absolute delights, but Vanessa comes into this story with a lot of understandable and justifiable issues that get kind of swept away by her newfound superhero’s love – and, ahem, affection.

Howsomever, and as I said at the top, the cover is a hint. What it’s a hint for is a gigantic switcheroo, transforming All Superheroes Need PR into something a bit more like All Invading Alien Monsters Need PR (while they find their fated mates). I’m really, really curious about how that’s going to work out in the next book, All Superheroes Need Photo Ops, because it’s a plot twist I sure wasn’t expecting in this one.

#BookReview: A Fellowship of Bakers and Magic by J. Penner

#BookReview: A Fellowship of Bakers and Magic by J. PennerA Fellowship of Bakers & Magic (Adenashire, #1) by J. Penner
Format: eARC
Source: supplied by publisher via Edelweiss
Formats available: hardcover, paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: cozy fantasy, fantasy, fantasy romance, foodie fiction, romantasy
Series: Adenashire #1
Pages: 288
Published by Poisoned Pen Press on April 15, 2025
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A human, a dwarf and an elf walk into a bake-off…
In the heart of Adenashire, where elfish enchantments and dwarven delights rule, Arleta Starstone, a human confectionist works twice as hard perfecting her unique blend of baking and apothecary herbs.
So when an orc neighbor secretly enters her creations into the prestigious Elven Baking Battle, Arleta faces a dilemma.
Being magicless, her participation in the competition could draw more scowls than smiles. And if Arleta wants to prove her talent and establish her culinary reputation, this human will need more than just her pastry craft to sweeten the odds.
While competing, she'll set off on a journey of mouthwatering pastries, self-discovery, heartwarming friendships and romance, while questioning whether winning the Baking Battle is the true prize.
Escape to for a delightful cozy fantasy where every twist is a treat and every turn a step closer to home.

My Review:

It sounds like the start of a joke, that opening line in the blurb, “A human, a dwarf and an elf walk into a bake-off…” It’s not a joke at all, it’s the start of a heartwarming cozy fantasy – even if it’s not quite correct in the particulars.

The elf strides in, the dwarf bounces, a fennex skulks in and the human rushes in at the very last second, still not convinced that she belongs in the contest or has even half a chance of making it past the first round.

The elf, the dwarf, and the fennex ‘belong’ in the competition because they all have magic. Although the Langheim Baking Battle began as a competition for elves and there are still plenty of people around who believe that the tone has gone WAY DOWN since they started letting in members of other magical races.

It’s not that entry is technically restricted to those with magic, but everybody ‘knows’ that non-magical bakers like Arleta Starstone somehow never make it into the contest. They must not be considered good enough. Or the game is rigged.

Of course the game is rigged, and Arleta knows it. Because it’s part of the story of her whole entire life that no matter how good her confections are, she’s always going to get the worst spot in the local market and she’s always going to pay the most for it and her potential customers are always going to expect her to discount her prices because ‘everyone’ knows that magical baking is ‘better’.

Whether it is or not. In Arleta’s case, it’s definitely not. Winning the Langheim Baking Battle would prove that to everyone who has ever looked down their magical nose at her – even if they’ve had to look up to do it.

But Arleta has been beaten down too much for too long to even think she has a chance. However, her ogre neighbors, her unofficial adopted fathers Verdreth and Ervash, are certain she has an excellent chance if she just puts herself in the running. So they do it for her.

And with the help of a little bit of unintended misdirection, she gets in. And then proceeds to try and get herself out. But between her dads pushing her from behind, and a very handsome elf encouraging her – and facilitating her participation with travel and transport – she can’t quite make herself refuse.

Although she keeps trying all the way to Langheim. And once she’s standing on that stage, adding her little bit of special savory goodness to the sweetest of recipes, she has all the chances she needs to make it to the top.

With more than a little help and encouragement from the friends she makes along the way.

Escape Rating B: This first book in the Adenashire cozy fantasy series (there are at least three more!) is definitely one of those “book baby” situations. As in, if either Legends & Lattes (or Can’t Spell Treason without Tea) and The Great British Bake Off had a book baby, it would be A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic.

And it would be delicious. There would also be delicious recipes in the back – because there are.

This first entry in the series has a bit of heavy – but delicious – lifting to perform in order to get to the sweet, gooey, tasty center of things. As the series opener, there’s the intro to this fantasy world and especially to Arleta’s home village of Adenashire. Then there’s the plot centered around the Baking Competition, which is where Arleta’s new friends – and the main characters of the other three books – get introduced. And last but absolutely not least there’s the romance between Arleta and the literal elf of her dreams, Theo.

The world Adenashire inhabits is a place where magic is what makes the world go around, and anyone who doesn’t have magic is definitely considered lesser. Humans CAN have magic, some do, but Arleta doesn’t happen to be one of them. So Arleta faces prejudice at pretty much every turn and she’s internalized all those feelings of being ‘less than’ to the point that she expects to be trodden upon at every turn.

The Baking Competition is a chance for her to get out of that mindset – if she can. And it’s a hard slog every step of the way that is not helped by the voice in her head telling her that she it’s wrong to accept help from anyone. That we don’t know where THAT voice originated gave me fits and explains the B rating. It’s not that feelings like that don’t happen to plenty of people and don’t cause internal strife and dramatic tension, it’s rather that they don’t come completely out of nowhere and Arleta already had more than enough pushing her down without piling that on. (YRMMV – your reading mileage may vary)

The competition – and all of the baked in tension of those shenanigans – is lots of fun with lots of stress for everyone. Anyone who loves cooking and baking contest shows is going to find that part a hoot!

Then there’s the romance, which is as sweet as Arleta’s baking while also playing back into the baked in prejudices of this world AND manages to check off a whole bunch of the more fun romantic trope boxes along the way and fill them with flowers. And a cat. Mustn’t forget Faylin because that cat won’t allow that for an instant.

All in all, there’s a LOT to savor in this story. Including those recipes in the back. There’s a recipe for Salted Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies that I’m planning to try. I loved the setting and the setup, enjoyed the baking competition but probably not as much as someone who is really into those shows, adored the group of found family that gathers around Arleta in spite of herself AND finds its way to Adenashire afterwards. I was looking for a sweet treat of a fantasy and this definitely satisfied that craving, so I’ll be back with the next book, A Fellowship of Librarians & Dragons, because I can’t resist either part of that combination!

A+ #BookReview: Swordheart by T. Kingfisher

A+ #BookReview: Swordheart by T. KingfisherSwordheart by T. Kingfisher
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Genres: epic fantasy, fantasy, fantasy romance, romantasy
Series: World of the White Rat #3
Pages: 448
Published by Bramble Romance on February 25, 2025
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The delightful charm of The Princess Bride meets the delicious bodyguard romance of From Blood and Ashin this cozy fantasy romance from New York Times bestselling author T. Kingfisher

Halla has unexpectedly inherited the estate of a wealthy uncle. Unfortunately, she is also saddled with money-hungry relatives full of devious plans for how to wrest the inheritance away from her.

While locked in her bedroom, Halla inspects the ancient sword that's been collecting dust on the wall since before she moved in. Out of desperation, she unsheathes it―and suddenly a man appears. His name is Sarkis, he tells her, and he is an immortal warrior trapped in a prison of enchanted steel.

My Review:

Swordheart begins the way that a LOT of T. Kingfisher’s fantasies seem to begin, with a woman coming to the unwelcome realization that the only way she’s going to get out of the trouble she has found herself in through absolutely no fault of her own is to put on her ‘big girl panties’ and deal with it.

And that she doesn’t have nearly as much time as she’d like to locate those panties – because she hasn’t seen them in ages. If ever. Or in Halla’s case, whether she has ever owned a pair in her whole, entire life.

What she does have is a really big problem. Lucky for her, she has an equally big sword to cut through that problem. And thereby, as the saying goes, hangs a tale. And, quite probably and totally deservedly, more than a few miscreants along the way.

This shouldn’t be the beginning of an adventure story, but it is. Not because Halla sees herself as having EVER been built for adventures, but because that’s what happens to mousey women with overbearing relatives who have just come into possession of sizable estates due to the largesse of dead relatives who believe they are doing a ‘good thing’. And they are, or they would be, if the world were a bit more fair or if the rest of their remaining family were a bit less grasping.

But that’s NEVER the case, is it?

Halla has been keeping house for her great-uncle-by-marriage for over a decade. The man was a querulous old bastard, but he took her in when his nephew, her husband, died young and left her penniless. He gave Halla purpose, food and board and lodging, and in return she kept his house until he died and he left her his ENTIRE estate. Not that she hadn’t earned it, not that she didn’t deserve it, but her greedy, grasping, overbearing aunt-by-marriage and said aunt’s utterly obedient and utterly-under-his-mother’s- thumb son (with clammy hands) had plans for the old man’s property that can still be brought within their grasping grasp by marrying Halla to her cousin. Not that she’ll survive long after that.

Which is where the sword comes in. A sword that Halla intends to plunge through her own heart – if she can just figure out how to make THAT work. But first she has to draw the sword.

And then she has to figure out what to do with the MAN who appears in her room in a flash of light to Halla’s complete and utter embarrassment – and his. Because she’s half naked to get her clothing out of the way of the plunge and his heart has just started beating – for her.

Escape Rating A+: Swordheart was just so damn much fun. I want to cackle in glee at the very thought of this story. In fact, I still am. This turned out to be one of those books that I read in a day and didn’t even care that I was shedding used tissues by the score because I had a cold. I didn’t even care about the cold. I was just gone and really happy to be so.

Halla reminds me so, so much of some of the author’s other protagonists, especially Hester Chatham from A Sorceress Comes to Call. Who, in turn, seemed like the sister from another mister to Miss Percy from Quenby Olson’s, Miss Percy’s Pocket Guide to the Care and Feeding of British Dragons, meaning that if you liked any one of these three you’re going to love the others just as much.

I’ve also read several other books about swords either with a person inside or swords with minds of their own. The first I remember is the sword Need from the Vows and Honor trilogy in Mercedes’ Lackey’s long-running Valdemar series. So the idea isn’t new, exactly, but it’s certainly used to marvelous effect in Swordheart.

Also, Swordheart itself isn’t exactly new. If it sounds familiar, that’s because the book was originally published in 2018 with a considerably more understated cover. Putting it in front of readers again with THIS gorgeous cover is fan-damn-tastic.

Because the book is just so good and so much fun. I adored Halla – not so much at the beginning when she seems to be a bit of a doormat – but once she takes her life into her own hands – AT LAST – she’s terrific. Because she’s scared and has doubts and admits that she doesn’t know what she’s doing and is WAY outside her comfort zone but moves forward anyway.

Halla should be the patron saint of ‘fake it ‘til she makes it’ in the World of the White Rat.

While the adventure that Halla and Sarkis – the man trapped in the sword – find themselves undertaking is terrific, it’s the romance that makes this book sing. Not just because it’s understated – although it is – and not even because this book stands firmly on both its literary feet in that the fantasy would hold up without the romance and the romance would hold up without the fantasy. It’s that the romance feels oh-so-real and doesn’t shy away from the problems inherent in their relationship.

AND of course because it’s a romance between people who have years and mileage and baggage and fall in love not in spite of all of that but because of all that. They are the right people for each other NOW, where they might not have been at any previous time in either of their lives.

That this is now grouped into a whole entire series that begins with the Clocktaur War series in Clockwork Boys, pulls in this lovely story of Swordheart and moves right along into the marvelous Saint of Steel series (Paladin’s Grace, etc.) just makes the depths of the worldbuilding so much richer and deeper. I loved that we got yet another terrific character from the Temple of the White Rat in this one, and that it’s the LAWYER of all people who ends up saving the day for everyone.

(I have to confess that I sincerely hope that one of these days the author gets around to telling Bishop Beartongue’s story. Because she’s fascinating and OMG that has to be a doozy.)

In short, although I seldom am, I loved Swordheart and my only regret is that I didn’t read it sooner. Out of the corner of my eye I can see Clockwork Boys rapidly ascending the virtually towering TBR pile to tide me over while I wait for What Stalks the Deep, the next book in the author’s Sworn Soldier series, to come out in the fall.

#AudioBookReview: I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming + #Excerpt

#AudioBookReview: I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming + #ExcerptI Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com (Cosmic Chaos, #1) by Kimberly Lemming
Narrator: Hazel Addison
Format: audiobook, eARC
Source: supplied by publisher via Libro.fm, supplied by publisher via NetGalley
Formats available: paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: alien abduction romance, Romance, romantasy, science fiction romance
Series: Cosmic Chaos #1
Pages: 304
Length: 9 hours and 23 minutes
Published by Berkley, Penguin Audio on February 18, 2025
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A hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall for not one, but two, aliens, from the author of That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf.

Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when she’s attacked by a lion. On the bright side, she’s saved! On the not-so-bright side, it’s because they’re abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape, Dory and the lion commandeer an escape pod and crash-land on an alien planet that has...dinosaurs?

Dory and her new lion bestie, Toto, are saved in the nick of time by a mysterious and sexy alien, Sol. On their new adventure, they team up with the equally hot, equally dangerous Lok, who may or may not be a war criminal. Whether it be trauma, fate, or intrigue, Dory can’t resist the attraction that’s developing in their trio....

As this ragtag group of misfits explore their new planet, Dory learns more about how and why they’ve all ended up together, battles more prehistoric creatures than she imagined (she imagined...zero), and questions if she even wants to go back home to Earth in this hilarious and steamy alien romance adventure comedy romp.

My Review:

Today is Valentine’s Day, which screamed for a romance to be today’s book. I really want to claim that aliens made me do this book to celebrate the day, but that’s not my story.

However, it is, it oh so definitely is, Dory’s story. It’s right there in the title, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com. Because Dory was abducted by aliens, and she is trapped in what the aliens believed was a rom-com.

Dory’s mileage definitely varies on that. Her story definitely turns into the ‘rom’ part of that phrase. It also, certainly does have plenty of humor in it. But part of that humor is that the aliens intended to set up a rom-com without having an actual feather of a clue as to what either ‘rom’ or ‘com’ truly mean to humans. Or, for that matter, to the Sankado, the species they’ve already abducted.

So Dory isn’t trapped in a rom-com. She does, however, totally and absolutely, get ensnared in the romance part of that equation. Times two.

And it’s a screaming ‘O’ of a blast every wild and crazy step of the way.

Escape Rating B: I picked this one up because a) that spoileriffic title and b) the author’s Mead Mishaps series was incredibly fun (start with That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon and be prepared to both blush furiously and ROFL while doing so.) Not to mention c) the book comes out on Tuesday, today is Valentine’s Day and the perfect timing of the whole thing could not be ignored. At least not by moi.

The trope this story wallows in is a familiar one. Of course it’s the ‘Aliens Made Them Do It’ ™ plot device – the one that the author is using and not the aliens making them do it. Also, the author is using it correctly while the aliens flubbed nearly all of their attempts – which is part of the fun of the thing.

The thing about this particular trope is that it screams for a ‘dubcon’ (that’s dubious consent) warning that can literally be seen from outer space. Dory, along with her partners Sol and Lok, clearly do consent to everything in the moment, but the reader can easily get hung up and thrown out of the story on the question of whether it’s true consent because the aliens have drugged all of them to create that consent at the outset.

Dory occasionally throws herself out of her own story because her desires in the moment and her resulting behavior are contrary to everything she ever knew about herself.

Some readers will be totally squicked out. Some will be all into the scene. Because I was listening to a chunk of the story, I was both blushing furiously (listening to a third party describe a sex scene is just weird) and getting a bit weirded out by just how much the way her partners talked sounded like grooming her to accept things she otherwise wouldn’t.

(BTW the audio narration was FINE, I only switched to the ebook because I was all in and reading is just plain faster.)

In the end I concluded that Dory was just discovering that she was really into the kink of it all and that was okay. But your reading mileage may go through some rough patches along the way and it may definitely vary.

The part of the story that’s just purely funny – in a very wry and totally satirical way – is the way that the particular aliens who got them ALL into this mess created said mess through bureaucratic insanity, academic pomposity, and shoddy research. They created the initial mess, dug themselves a hole and threw the first results of that mess into it, realized that they’d screwed up and then dug some more and made the hole bigger.

Anyone who has ever done research or worked in either a big bureaucratic organization or in academia is going to see the situation for the hilarious and rueful set up that it is and just laugh until tears run down their face because it’s true and awful and truly awful and so very much more common than anyone wants to admit.

But this is still Valentine’s Day so I need to get back to the romance. While the aliens may have been trying to set up a rom-com, in truth this is a sex-into-love romance times two. Dory and her partners create a really hot triad. And in an entirely different kind of warning, while this trio does set fire to the sheets, there is actual fire but no actual sheets. The sexytimes, as Dory herself would say, are “hot as balls” and the scenes never, ever fade to black.

Whether or not that’s your thing, it certainly turns out to be theirs. Even if it’s not you’ll still want to slap the alien meddler who is not just watching, he’s taking notes. Dory certainly does – and who can blame her?

In the end, there are multiple facets to this wild romp of a romance. There’s the meddling aliens who screw up and set off the whole entire mess. There’s the incredibly hot romance between Dory and her two sexy partners, who fall in love while an incompetent research intern meddles with their lives every step of the way.

Last but not least, there’s the two sets of sentient beings, alien to each other, who have been thrown together against their wills trying to make the best of it – in spite of yet more alien meddling. That’s clearly going to be the throughline for the entire Cosmic Chaos series, as this story ends with that incompetent research intern failing upwards into a promotion that Dory and her friends are sure to make certain he regrets at every turn. Or at least I certainly hope so and am looking forward to finding out.

The true level of Cosmic Chaos in this story has to be experienced to be believed, so I’m going to leave you with this excerpt from the opening of I Got Abducted by Aliens… so that you can experience a bit of Dory’s voice for yourself. One last thing, that lion, to quote Dory, “THE FUCKING LION!” turns out to be the very best wingman a displaced human could EVER have.

Excerpt from I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming

“Fuck, I’m dead?” I snarled, gazing down at the desert. A bright light was pulling me farther into the sky. Which was probably good, right? I’m not the religious type, but I think the general consensus is that up is good.

“All right, not all bad, I guess?” I turned to have a look around, taking in the sights before— “THE FUCKING LION!” I screamed, trying to kick away my murderer. The sandy-brown fur of its mouth was stained a telltale red. I put a hand to my throat, flinching when pain erupted. My hand came back covered in blood. “All right, so you definitely didn’t miss. What is going on?”

The lion ignored me; instead his eyes remained transfixed by what he saw above us. I stilled and looked up to see the clouds shimmering. A darker spot opened up in the sky. A greenish light sparkled out of it until the force pulling me sped up to a breakneck pace. The light became blinding, and I . . . I must have fainted.

The next thing I knew, I was in a tank. My body felt too heavy to move. There was a tickling sensation on my neck. Reaching out, I tried to touch the glass front of the tank but couldn’t reach it. When I cried out, bubbles floated uselessly out of my mouth. I wasn’t sure how long I was floating as I drifted in and out of consciousness.

Muffled chirping met my ears. I struggled to open my eyes, but the room was so damn bright.

Why . . . why do I smell cotton candy? Am I having a stroke? I thought that was burnt toast. Dammit. I knew I should have taken that CPR class. What smell meant you were having a stroke?

A sharp zap to my neck shocked me awake. Birds were chirping all around me. I struggled to get up. Something dug into my arms, so I thrashed. Strings lined with suction cups snapped off my arm with little pops. The birds’ chirping grew angrier as I pulled my other arm free. I blinked and looked around to see what looked like . . . owls?

“What the fuck?” I asked. Mutant-looking owls with large fluffy ears fluttered around me, chirping and fussing. Their feathers ranged in color from simple blacks and grays to the colorful blue and orange plumage you would normally find on a tropical bird. Which, frankly, is a wild range of colors for one species to have. I wonder if it’s gender-based.

Focus.

Macaw-like beaks took up a third of their face. Their flapping wings ended in tiny three-fingered hands. One of them was dressed in a white robe and it was trying to probe me with some horseshoe-looking gun thing.

I smacked it away from me and got to my feet. “One of you better start chirping in English,” I warned. Fear and rage caused the threat to come out in a stuttered shout.

The birds were unaffected.

Unfortunate.

I touched my neck, unsure if I’d truly died and gone to some bird hell. But all I felt was smooth skin. When I inspected my hand, not a drop of blood was found. I checked the other side; still nothing. “If I’m not dead, how am I healed?”

The room was lined with rows of cylindrical tanks filled with green liquid. I peered closer at their contents to see the face of a sleeping woman floating in the tank. Her round face looked serene. Long braids fanned out around her face. A few tapped their beaded ends against the glass. The hair rose on the back of my neck as I took in each tank, noting that every one of them held a person. I rubbed my eyes, trying to wake up from the nightmare. Yet when I looked around again, the pods and their occupants remained. Worse still, I noticed that all of them were women.

Reality sank to the pit of my stomach. I was on an alien spaceship. Those aliens only felt the need to capture women, and I’d just woken up on an operating table. If this wasn’t hell, it was about to be.

Screaming, I stumbled away from the nearest alien, then snatched a tray off the counter next to the table where I’d woken up. Glass vials and unsettling-looking tools crashed to the floor when I flung it at the nearest alien. Two slightly bigger Owlish came at me with what looked like cattle prods. I grabbed hold of one and kicked off its owner, then swung wildly at its partner. The bird’s squawk was cut short when my stick hit the side of its head, sending the creature flying back. Not knowing what else to do, I just swung at any of the little aliens that came within striking distance.

Farther into the room was a dome-like door leading to a hallway. I leapt over two of the Owlish, caught my foot on one, then tripped and fell on my ass. The fall knocked the stick out of my hand; it ricocheted off the ceiling and slammed into a glass case lining the wall. Blue goop spilled out all over my hair. It weighed down my wild red curls until they felt like rivers of slime. “No! No strange alien goop in my hair, dammit!” I wailed, scrambling back on my feet. “Fuck, my ass is gonna die. I’m so gonna die.”

One of the Owlish squawked like a penguin and stomped closer to me. I jumped up, shoving it aside before I sped down the hallway. My vision blurred, causing me to stumble against the wall. The slime dripping down my head grew hot, and the skin where it touched tingled. “Oh, gross. This better not be poison,” I said, wiping it away quickly.

I burst into the first room I encountered to see that it was full of bigger penguin-looking bird aliens and slammed the door shut. “Nope.”

I swore all the way down to the next room and locked myself behind the door. Then I looked around to see that I had made a poor, poor decision, as this room was full of so many more Owlish, some with the cattle prods, and, of course, the motherfucking lion.

My murderer was floating in a ray of light on a table, completely unaware of its surroundings. Flapping noises beat on the door at my back and the Owlish in the room began chattering angrily. Those with cattle prods advanced.

. . . Fuck this.

“You know what? If I have to die”—I raised a finger to all the bird fuckers in the room—“we’re all gonna die.” I grabbed the nearest Owlish and threw it at the others charging forward.

Excerpted from I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming Copyright © 2025 by Kimberly Lemming. Excerpted by permission of Berkley. All rights reserved.