A- #BookReview: The Three Coffin Problem by Lavie Tidhar

A- #BookReview: The Three Coffin Problem by Lavie TidharThe Three Coffin Problem by Lavie Tidhar
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Genres: fantasy, fantasy mystery, historical fantasy, horror, paranormal, vampires
Series: Judge Dee
Pages: 306
Published by Jabberwocky Literary Agency on June 16, 2026
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Medieval Europe. A world of darkness. Of Gothic castles, isolated monasteries, of monks and knights and things that go bump in the night. A world where vampires can roam at will... At least, as long as they obey the rules! For a vampire may not murder another vampire. Not unless they have a really good reason to, anyway.
Enter Judge Dee. Ancient. Immortal. Ascetic. His cold intellect draws him wherever a mystery is present, and he will rest at nothing to solve the puzzle. Jonathan, the judge’s human assistant, on the other hand, mostly just wants cheese. With bread, if possible. And some pickles would be nice. After all, it’s not easy spending your life in the company of murderous vampires who only see you as a tasty snack...
Their adventures take them from the warm Italian valleys to the heights of the French Alps as they come face to fang with fiendishly complicated puzzles—not the least of which is love! But as they are drawn inexplicably onwards to London, Jonathan wonders what awaits them when they finally arrive—and what choices he may have to make once they get there.

My Review:

I initially discovered Judge Dee – this version of Judge Dee, at least – when I was looking for references to the original, historical Judge Dee after reading The Murder of Mr. Ma by John Shen Yen Nee and SJ Rozan. I was curious about Dee as a historical figure, because the context in which the name was familiar was in relation to the Judge Dee mystery series interpreted and written by Robert van Gulik in the 1950s and 1960s, (very) loosely based on the historical (7th century!) Judge Di Renjie who had migrated into 14th century Chinese mystery fiction and eventually 18th century Chinese crime fiction.

I was not expecting THIS version of Judge Dee. Nor was I expecting the artwork for this version, which is, maybe not unique but certainly quirky and definitely memorable. I definitely didn’t expect the vampire Judge Dee and his supernatural cases – although the paranormal elements may be closer to the original fiction than I initially thought.

I was also not expecting Judge Dee and his human assistant Jonathan to remind me quite so much of DEATH in the Discworld and his frequently hapless human assistant Mort. But that resemblance is definitely there if you look for it.

I read the first of this series of these Judge Dee stories a couple of years ago, found it interesting and every bit as quirky as the artwork. I intended to read the rest of the available stories when I caught the ‘round tuit’ but that hadn’t happened by the time this collection arrived. And then I couldn’t resist and I’m glad I didn’t.

Most of the stories in this collection have been previously published online in Reactor Magazine. A few of the stories were published just long enough ago that they were published at Tor.com before it was officially renamed as Reactor. Same site, different name.

Two stories are new for this collection. IMHO they are among the best in the collection, partly because the worldbuilding has gotten more solid over the series and the individual characters have had more of a chance to develop. However, I think it’s mostly because the new stories are designed to bring what was once a loose collection into something close to a cohesive narrative. And definitely to tie the series up in a neat – if bloody – bow.

I’ve reviewed and rated the stories individually below. Overall, the collection rates as Escape Rating B+ as that’s the center around which the individual ratings revolve. If you’re looking for interesting little ‘bites’ of story that can be read together but not necessarily all at the same time, this collection is a lot of fun.

“The Limits of the Law” c2020 Reactor
Previously reviewed. Escape Rating B

“The Mystery of the Missing Manuscript” c2022 Reactor
Even a vampire is afraid of librarians when he has a long-overdue book to return. The story takes a darker turn when one of his fellow visiting vampires murders not one but two of the librarians at the vampires’ remote research library, all to get access to the books that are so dangerous that they are even forbidden to other vampires. But Judge Dee is, as always, one step ahead of any vampire breaking one of their few but necessary laws – even when that vampire is another judge who should be as dedicated to upholding the law as he is himself. This one was a different kind of fun, not just for its window into vampire libraries and librarians, but also for its portrait of the immortal monster known as Dracula as a much younger and more impetuous vampire. Escape Rating B+ because even vampires understand that libraries are magical in their own right.

“The Three Deaths of Count Werdenfels” c2021 Reactor

This one is interesting because it explains more of the vampiric law that Dee administers so zealously. Like many of Dee’s investigations, it’s a story of misdirection AND a subversion of ordinary mysteries in that the mystery is all about rival claimants to Werdenfels’ death rather than suspects trying to get out of the way of being outed as the murderer. Not that they all didn’t try, but they couldn’t have all succeeded. Escape Rating B

“The Executioner of Epinal” c2024 Reactor

This story represents the point in the series where they stopped being merely individual short stories and developed into a whole with actual character arcs. Which works for the story in this volume but against the older stories that come after it in the internal chronology because the arcs aren’t immediately developed.

That being said, this one is very interesting because we get a much clearer picture of Dee’s long, LONG life, Jonathan is forced to recognize that even an immortal vampire must have been young – and even dumb – once upon a time. It’s also a story where the desire for revenge well outlives the grief of loss and shows just how long and how well a vampire can hold a grudge. Even Jonathan’s character starts getting fleshed out, and he has a bit more to say for himself than just how hungry he is all the time. Escape Rating B+

“The Poisoner of Montmartre” c2021 Reactor

This is the first of now three stories set in Paris, one right after the other. Which allows Jonathan to actually get comfortable in the city – even though he knows that his comfort and something close to happiness are very temporary.

There’s always one case in a mystery series where the ‘detective’ is every bit as much of a suspect as everyone else, and that’s this story. It’s also a story that reflects on Dee’s ancient past. It’s also a drawing room mystery in the spirit of Agatha Christie, even if Dame Agatha hasn’t been born yet. Escape Rating B

“The Children of the Night” c2026 original to this volume

Jonathan can’t figure out what’s keeping Dee in Paris, but Jonathan is there for the plentiful food and warm, comfortable rooms. Dee, on the other hand, seems to be there for the theater and the street musicians. Of course, the Judge is really there because he’s been summoned, and Paris is where his case is.

The case combines Oliver Twist with Interview with the Vampire, as it involves rival street gangs of child vampires fighting over the begging and pickpocketing territories of the rather dark “City of Lights”. Everyone is trying to muscle in on everyone else’s racket, and the result is chaos, gang warfare – and the burning of Paris. (This may have been the fire of 1651). In spite of the light of the fire, this story is darker than many of the others due to the ‘child vampires’, the way they’re treated, the way they live, the way that they are stuck as pawns even though they are every bit as deadly as any vampire of their actual – and not their apparent – age. Escape Rating A-

“Seven Vampires” c2022 Reactor

This story takes place in the immediate aftermath (maybe that should be during-math) of the previous story. Paris is on fire as Dee and Jonathan flee into the night. Of course Dee has made previous arrangements in the event of a needed escape, but not for something as literally combustible as this circumstance.

So it’s not a surprise when his planned flight to England with a group of seven other vampires goes immediately off the non-existent rails. One member of their party was murdered while waiting for the rest, while the rest began dropping like flies – or more like bats shaken out of the sky. It’s obvious to Dee that the murderer is one of the remaining survivors, but it isn’t until they are about to reach the shores of England that Dee finally stages his dramatic reveal. Escape Rating B

“The Locked Coffin” c2023 Reactor

This story takes the classic ‘locked room’ mystery one step further, as the vampire Earl of Maidstone is so paranoid that he has commissioned a coffin that locks from the INSIDE for his daylight slumbers. The Earl has good reason to be paranoid, as it’s clear to Dee that every single member of his household, from his vampire wife to his few surviving drained and oppressed human servants, would be happy to see his end if they could just manage to arrange it. Which someone finally has, in spite of the locked coffin and the locked room it – and its late, unlamented occupant – are resting in.

While Dee and Jonathan perform a double act outlining all the many and various ways that a locked room murder of this type can be accomplished, Dee is peering into every corner and every mind so that he can finally reveal both whodunnit and how it was done in spite of all the precautious.

An interesting take on a classic mystery conundrum. Escape Rating B

“Judge Dee in London” c2026 original to this volume

This final story in the collection, original for this collection along with “Children of the Night”, seems designed to tie the previous stories up into a tidy bow and provide closure for Dee’s adventures as well as suggest a possible way forward – if not two or three.

Dee’s – and Jonathan’s – long journey across Europe has arrived in London. Coincidentally so have the many vampires Dee has met over the previous stories who have managed to survive his judgment. Along with one surprise guest, the vampire Helena that a VERY young Dee loved and lost and mourned back when the Great Library of Alexandria burned to the ground. He believed she was dead, either murdered or left to burn by some of their fellow vampire archivists, but in fact she used the chaos of the fire to get away from Dee. Their relationship was over but he wasn’t willing to accept it.

Her activities in London have finally caught the eye of the Vampire Council, and Dee has arrived in London to pass judgement. However, the cold, unemotional, unflappable Dee is for once too compromised to be objective – at least about his long lost love. He passes plenty of judgement on his remaining colleagues and enemies, judgements that will haunt those that survive for centuries.

Escape Rating A- for the way that this story pulls the originally loose collection together, lampshades several futures for both Dee and Jonathan, while providing an opening for more stories to be told.

#BookReview: Judge Dee and the Limits of the Law by Lavie Tidhar

#BookReview: Judge Dee and the Limits of the Law by Lavie TidharJudge Dee and the Limits of the Law (Judge Dee, #1) by Lavie Tidhar
Format: ebook
Source: purchased from Amazon
Formats available: ebook
Genres: fantasy, horror, paranormal, short stories, vampires
Series: Judge Dee #1
Pages: 32
Published by Tor Books on November 11, 2020
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No vampire is ever innocent…
The wandering Judge Dee serves as judge, jury, and executioner for any vampire who breaks the laws designed to safeguard their kind’s survival. This new case in particular puts his mandate to the test.

My Review:

I’m not quite sure what I was expecting when I picked this up, but what I got was kind of interesting and sorta cute and blissfully short yet still told a good story and somehow managed to fit – albeit weirdly and oddly – into the whole Judge Dee rabbit hole I fell down last week.

Like many vampire stories, it needs a human touch. And it has one in this case, as it is told by vampire Judge Dee’s current human assistant, Jonathan. Who is often just a bit hard done by the Judge, as poor Jonathan needs the occasional meal of real food, and the occasional break to catch his labored breath, while the vampire clearly does not. And sometimes forgets to care.

That the human is a considerably messier eater than the average vampire, let alone the rather fastidious Judge Dee, is just part of the byplay between these two unequal companions.

The story here still manages to display Judge Dee’s much vaunted ability to, well, judge evildoers within the limits of the law and render a fit punishment – when punishment is what’s due.

The case that introduces this pair to readers is just such a case – more convoluted that one might expect leading to a rather elegant ending – and not the one the reader expects when Judge Dee first knocks on the door.

Escape Rating B: I picked this up this week for two reasons. The first is part of the reason I grabbed this at all, that I fell down a reading rabbit hole about Judge Dee and discovered this series and simply couldn’t resist. A lack of resistance that may have had something to do with the cover art which is just this side of comic but bizarre in a way that pulled me in.

The second reason, and the why right now reason, is that these are blissfully short. I’ve overcommitted myself this week and needed that really, really badly.

But I’ll admit that I wasn’t expecting a lot, because there is literally not a lot here. Howsomever, I got more than I expected.

Judge Dee does his damndest to stick to the letter of the law while leaning over it just enough to find justice in a situation where there might not have been any to find. He’s beyond clever and yet is amused when a potential defendant before his traveling bench manages to out-clever him.

What makes the story fun – more than fun enough that I’ll be picking up the next story the next time I need something short to tide me over an overcommitted calendar – is the first person perspective of poor, put upon, Jonathan. He’s snarky, he’s both world-weary and vampire-weary, but he’s always aware of the side on which his bread is buttered – when he can get any, that is. So his commentary covers the Judge, the law he administers, his opinions and predilections, but also the companionship they provide each other.

Along with Jonathan’s constant scramble to get enough food in his belly to keep him upright for another day trudging after the indefatigable vampire Judge Dee. And one of these days soon I’ll be, not trudging but skipping along right beside him with Judge Dee and the Three Deaths of Count Werdenfels.

Review: The Circumference of the World by Lavie Tidhar

Review: The Circumference of the World by Lavie TidharThe Circumference of the World by Lavie Tidhar
Format: eARC
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Formats available: paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: books and reading, science fiction, time travel
Pages: 256
Published by Tachyon Publications on September 5, 2023
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Caught between realities, a mathematician, a book dealer, and a mobster desperately seek a notorious book that disappears upon being read. Only the author, a rakish sci-fi writer, knows whether his popular novel is truthful or a hoax. In a story that is cosmic, inventive, and sly, multi-award-winning author Lavie Tidhar (Central Station) travels from the emergence of life to the very ends of the universe.
Delia Welegtabit discovered two things during her childhood on a South Pacific island: her love for mathematics and a novel that isn’t supposed to exist. But the elusive book proves unexpectedly dangerous. When Delia’s husband Levi goes missing, she seeks help from Daniel Chase, a young, face-blind book dealer.
Lode Stars was written by the infamous Eugene Charles Hartley: legendary pulp science-fiction writer and founder of the Church of the All-Seeing Eyes. In Hartley’s novel, a doppelganger of Delia searches for her missing father in a strange star system with three black holes.
Oskar Lens, a Russian mobster in the midst of an existential crisis, is determined to find a copy of Lode Stars. Oskar believes that the novel provides protection from unseen aliens, and that reality is only an unreliable memory that is billions of years old.
But is any of Lode Stars real? Was Hartley a cynical conman on a quest for wealth and immortality, creating a religion he did not believe in? Or was he a visionary who truly discovered the secrets of the universe?

My Review:

Unreal books, like H.P. Lovecraft’s Necronomicon, are a very real phenomenon. If you’re thinking that’s not quite correct, that Neal Stephenson wrote Necronomicon, your memory is playing a bit of a trick on you. Stephenson wrote Cryptonomicon in 1999. The first mention of Lovecraft’s Necronomicon was back in 1924 in Lovecraft’s short story, The Hound”, more than three decades before Stephenson was born. They’re not the same book.

Fictional books, as opposed to works of fiction,  as a genre, drive librarians crazy, to the point where library catalogs will have entries to said ‘unreal’ books with notes to explain to the searcher that they are looking for something that does not and never has existed. Which the searcher may or may not believe, depending on how deeply into the thing they already are. Which brings us right back to The Circumference of the World and the likely, possibly, probably fictional book within.

Lode Stars, written by the infamous Eugene Charles Hartley, may or may not be one of those unreal books. Delia Welegtabit is certain that she held a copy of the book in her own two hands when she was a child in Vanuatu.

Delia doesn’t care that the book is believed to disappear upon reading. She always preferred math to fiction, so didn’t read it then and doesn’t care about it now, as an adult living in London. But she does care about her husband who has gotten caught up in the obsession over Lode Stars, and has disappeared in his pursuit of the damn thing.

Unfortunately he’s not alone, either in that obsession or that pursuit. So Delia is chasing Levi, while the bookseller Daniel and the Russian mobster Oscar are searching for the book while Oscar, at least, doesn’t seem to care who gets in his way.

Escape Rating B: There’s always a question in the reader’s mind as to whether Lode Stars ever was a real book. That its author is clearly an avatar for L. Ron Hubbard furthers that question pretty far down the road to skepticism.

But the story is about the point where the book’s real existence no longer matters – it’s all about the obsession. Which doesn’t stop there being a whole lot of very interesting – if slightly skewed and frequently amalgamated – portraits of some of the masters of the ‘Golden Age’ of Science Fiction in the part of the story that covers the time period when Eugene Charles Hartley created the thing in the first place.

(If that part of this multithreaded and sometimes tangled story sounds interesting, I highly recommend Alec Nevala-Lee’s Astounding, which treats the period considerably more factually while still exploring all the juicy gossip and is amazingly readable over all.)

The story of The Circumference of the World is indeed multithreaded, and circles its way through multiple, disparate perspectives AND most definitely themes on its way around that circumference.

The main character of Lode Stars is not only named Delia, but that character spends that story in search of her father through the galaxy just as the real Delia is searching for her husband on Earth. The story jumps as much through time and history as it does through space, and touches on, not just the history of science fiction but also love, mental illness and the conman artistry of Lode Star’s author.

It’s a book that leaves the reader not certain where they’ve been or where the story went, or if it even came to a satisfactory conclusion, but Delia’s quest is conducted at a wild pace that keeps the reader turning pages until the very last.

One final note, because I feel the need to close the circle back to the Lovecraft reference I started with. There’s another real book that deals with a fictional book that also traipses its way through the Golden Age of SF on its way to a much more certain determination of whether or not the book that the characters are obsessing over is a real book or just a real fake. That story is The Night Ocean by Paul La Farge, and it centers on a book by H.P. Lovecraft of the same name that may be a real book, or may be a real fake. And just as in The Circumference of the World, it’s up to the reader to determine whether or not they are satisfied with the answer at the end.

Review: Robots vs Fairies edited by Dominik Parisien and Navah Wolfe

Review: Robots vs Fairies edited by Dominik Parisien and Navah WolfeRobots vs. Fairies by Dominik Parisien, Navah Wolfe, Mary Robinette Kowal, Ken Liu, Jonathan Maberry, Seanan McGuire, Annalee Newitz, Tim Pratt, John Scalzi, Lavie Tidhar, Catherynne M. Valente, Alyssa Wong, Madeline Ashby, Lila Bowen, Jeffrey Ford, Sarah Gailey, Max Gladstone, Maria Dahvana Headley, Jim C. Hines, Kat Howard
Format: ebook
Source: purchased from Amazon
Formats available: hardcover, paperback, ebook
Genres: anthologies, science fiction, short stories, urban fantasy
Pages: 373
Published by Saga Press on January 9, 2018
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A unique anthology of all-new stories that challenges authors to throw down the gauntlet in an epic genre battle and demands an answer to the age-old question: Who is more awesome—robots or fairies?

Rampaging robots! Tricksy fairies! Facing off for the first time in an epic genre death match!

People love pitting two awesome things against each other. Robots vs. Fairies is an anthology that pitches genre against genre, science fiction against fantasy, through an epic battle of two icons.

On one side, robots continue to be the classic sci-fi phenomenon in literature and media, from Asimov to WALL-E, from Philip K. Dick to Terminator. On the other, fairies are the beloved icons and unquestionable rulers of fantastic fiction, from Tinkerbell to Tam Lin, from True Blood to Once Upon a Time. Both have proven to be infinitely fun, flexible, and challenging. But when you pit them against each other, which side will triumph as the greatest genre symbol of all time?

There can only be one…or can there?

My Review:

Are you Team Robot or Team Fairy? After reading this collection, I’m definitely Team Fairy, but your mileage will definitely vary. And it may depend a bit on where you start from.

The introduction to the collection sets up the premise. Either robots or fairies are going to end up as our eventual overlords. So half of the stories in this collection are fairy stories, and half are robot stories. All of the introductions and afterwords to all of the stories play on the theme that half the writers will be vindicated and the other half were misguided.

Personally, I think that they are all misguided and cats will be our ultimate overlords – not that they aren’t already. But that’s an entirely different collection that I hope someone writes someday.

About this collection, half the stories, the fairy stories, fall into urban fantasy, more or less, and the other half, the robotic arm, so to speak, are science fiction.

Overall, it was the fairy stories that moved me the most. My taste for fairies in contemporary fiction was set long ago, by the magically wonderful War for the Oaks by Emma Bull, and quite a few of the fairy stories in this collection fit into that vein, with fairies hidden in plain sight of our contemporary world.

The thing about robots is that they are only interesting, at least to this reader, if they reflect us in some way – where fairies already are OTHER. The one robot story in this collection I really enjoyed felt like space opera – which I definitely do love. The robot in this particular story was a prop and not the centerpiece.

That being said, the stories that I really liked in this collection were the fairy stories.

Build Me A Wonderland by Seanan McGuire surprised me in a good way. I’ve bounced off her work, both as McGuire and as Grant, multiple times, but this story was just lovely. It was also one of the few upbeat stories in the collection. The fairies are hiding in plain sight by being the miracle workers in a contemporary magic factory. In other words, they work for an amusement park. And the elves want in!

Murmured Under the Moon by Tim Pratt combined two things I love – fairies and libraries – into something super-awesome. This story is one that I would have loved to see expanded into a novel because this world is so interesting. It’s all about the magic in books, and both the power and the joy of being a “master” librarian.

Bread and Milk and Salt by Sarah Gailey is a great story for Halloween, as is Just Another Love Song by Kat Howard. Both stories deal in the dark side of magic, with a heaping helping of revenge served at the appropriate temperature and evil getting the desserts it has so richly deserved. Read with the lights on.

The one robot story that I really enjoyed was Sound and Fury by Mary Robinette Kowal. I liked this one because it didn’t feel like a robot story at all. There’s a robot in it, and the robot does play a big part in the story, but the robot is not remotely self aware. It’s a tool. It’s technically a tool for one of the characters who is also a tool, but it becomes a tool in the hands of the spaceship crew and it’s really about them. In other words, this story felt like space opera.

And one robot story got me in the feels. That was Ironheart by Jonathan Maberry. But again, this doesn’t feel like a robot story. It feels like a very, very human story. A heartbreaking one.

A Fall Counts Anywhere by Catherynne M. Valente is the perfect ending for this collection. It takes the premise literally, with a robot and a fae commentating on a sports match up between the two sides in an epic free-for-all melee-style brawl. Their commentating is a laugh a minute – until it suddenly isn’t. They say that Mother Nature bats last – but who bats for Mother Nature?

Escape Rating B-: Like all short story collections, this one was a bit uneven. Overall I found the fairy stories more interesting and absorbing than the robot stories, with those two very notable exceptions. I’m sure that those on Team Robot think the exact opposite.