Grade A #AudioBookReview: Preaching to the Choir by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Grade A #AudioBookReview: Preaching to the Choir by Adrian TchaikovskyPreaching to the Choir (Terrible Worlds: Transformations) by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Narrator: Emma Newman
Format: audiobook, eARC
Source: supplied by publisher via Libro.fm, supplied by publisher via NetGalley
Formats available: hardcover, ebook, audiobook
Genres: horror, science fiction, science fiction horror
Series: Terrible Worlds: Transformations
Pages: 176
Length: 4 hours and 35 minutes
Published by Solaris, Tantor Media on August 11, 2026
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Elena Mendes thought she understood what “old money” was.
She knew her boyfriend Ross Enderbough was rich. Like, “old money” rich. She knew he was the scion of some eccentric British line that predates the whole United States. She knew he didn’t really get on with his family, and that he fled to America to study free of their influence.
Ross has been summoned to Enderby, the family mansion built as a monastery centuries ago, for an exclusive, mysterious family gathering that happens only once a generation. Spouses and partners aren’t invited, but Ross has asked Elena to come anyway for moral support.
But there are secrets in the mouldering old pile, and terrors in the unkempt woods on the estate. And Elena slowly comes to realise that “old money” means so much more than she’d ever imagined…

My Review:

We’ve seen this story before – or at least we think we have. Scion of wealthy English family decides to take his American girlfriend home to the moldering family pile for a reunion. He’s a bit embarrassed about the staid, fusty traditions his family insists on, but he either loves her enough to let her see where he came from – or is scared enough of his family to need backup to get through the ordeal.

Or, most likely, a bit of both.

The vast, sprawling mansion, complete with gargoyles watching over everything and seemingly everyone, may not be moldering, but it certainly is a stately family pile. Also an extremely eerie and downright gothic monstrosity – for, as it turns out, multiple definitions of both ‘gothic’ and ‘monstrosity’. Definitely complete with monsters.

Elena Mendes thought she understood what her boyfriend Ross Enderbough was getting her into. Ross thought he knew all the truths about his uber-rich and extremely influential family that he needed to know. They were both very, very wrong.

About pretty much everything they thought they knew. About the Enderboughs, about the family, about the evils that money and influence are capable of, and most of all, about the way the world really, really works.

They’re about to find out how little either of them really knew about, well, anything at all. Especially about each other.

Escape Rating A: I thought I knew what I was getting into with this one. Then again, Elena and Ross did too. We were ALL wrong. Really, really wrong. Very much like Elena, creepily, utterly captivated (for both senses of that word) but wrong. (I was particularly captivated by Emma Newman’s narration. I couldn’t turn my ears away, and I couldn’t let myself listen late at night because that way undoubtedly lay terrible nightmares and the story was nightmare enough in the full light of day!)

This turned out to be one of the tales as old as time. Not that one. The other one. The one about power corrupting and absolute power corrupting absolutely, forever and ever, amen. Not that any deities to which one could say an amen to get invoked in this story.

The creepy gothic atmosphere reminded me a LOT of Simon R. Green’s Ishmael Jones series – which very nearly led me down a much less gruesome primrose path than the one the actually got. Ross and Elena walk up to a creepy, gothic mansion, already on alert that something monstrous is hiding in the cellar, or up in the attic, or among the family secrets. Most likely, all of the above.

There’s certainly a sense early on that somewhere along the way the Enderboughs made a Faustian bargain with someone, and that the latest generation of the family has been ordered back to the family seat to pay their dues to whoever or whatever has granted the family their centuries – if not longer – of wealth and influence. Those twentysomethings, Ross and his cousins, are aware that most likely the family has a veritable army of skeletons hidden in the depths of the family closet, but they expect monsters of the human variety.

What they get is something far, far worse. And much, much harder to walk away from. Or even run.

For most of the story, in addition to being utterly creeped out, it read like the true horror version of Tanya Huff’s Direct Descendant. Both are stories where the ancestors have made monstrous bargains in return for future prosperity and expect each generation of their descendants to continue the deal. Direct Descendant, because it is COZY horror, as much of a contradiction in terms as that is, ends in a compromise. The deal is changed to eliminate the monstrosity of the thing – at least for present and future generations.

Preaching to the Choir, very much on the other hand, is NOT cozy. There is a compromise, but not the kind that changes the deal. At all. It just opens a window in the skeleton closet so that someone outside the family can climb IN – with eyes wide open.

In the end, as one of the characters reveals, this story is in dialogue with Ursula LeGuin’s classic, Hugo-Award winning short story, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas. (And, by extension, Isabel J. Kim’s Nebula-Award winning response, Why Don’t We Just Kill the Kid in the Omelas Hole.

The original story wraps around the question of whether peace and prosperity are worth the truly heinous moral and ethical cost that one city is willing to pay to maintain them. And whether, and how, the people who walk away with the knowledge of that cost are just as guilty as the people who actually benefit. Kim’s later response throws the vast reach of social media into the mix, moving the question from being about “them” to being about “us”.

Which winds back around to Elena’s choices at the end of the story. Because she can choose to benefit from the heinous thing, or she can choose to walk away, knowing that no one will believe her if she ever tries to expose what really happened. But she can’t “unknow” what she knows, so she’ll always be part of the monstrosity, no matter what choice she makes for herself. She’ll always be complicit, even if she walks away. Which makes her choice obvious – and utterly chilling.

#AudioBookReview: An Artful Dodge by Karen Odden

#AudioBookReview: An Artful Dodge by Karen OddenAn Artful Dodge by Karen Odden
Narrator: Anna Burnett
Format: audiobook, eARC
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Formats available: hardcover, ebook, audiobook
Genres: historical fiction, historical mystery
Pages: 368
Length: 11 hours and 25 minutes
Published by Recorded Books, Soho Crime on June 2, 2026
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Victorian London comes to vivid life in this riveting heist novel about an all-female thieving gang and one young woman’s heroic plan to escape a life of crime.
She’s stolen gems, purses, and hearts—but can she steal her life back from the ring of thieves that’s claimed it?
London, 1879: Twenty-year-old Kit Jimeson has fingers so nimble she can nick a necklace off a lady in a crowded theater without raising alarm. Kit and her dodge partner, Mary, are the highest earners in the notorious all-women thieving ring in South London’s Elephant and Castle district.
Kit, whose mother had been a thief before her, dreams of a different life, one where she’s not constantly on the lookout for constables and plainclothes detectives, and where a mistake or pure bad luck won’t land her in the hangman’s noose. She has been saving her earnings so her younger sister, a maid for a wealthy Mayfair family, might have a shot at respectability.
Kit is very close to leaving the life entirely when the legendary former thief Maggie O’Connell brings her plans to a halt. Beautiful, charismatic Maggie has returned to reclaim leadership of the ring after twenty years in a brutal Australian penal colony. But Maggie desires more than mere wealth or power: She longs for revenge against those who sent her away. Kit, with her quick mind and dangerously clever hands, is Maggie’s best weapon. If Kit wants to walk away with her life, she must carry out a heist that will demand every skill she possesses.

My Review:

I’ll admit, I kind of expected this to be a play on Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist because of the title. The “Artful Dodger” was a member of the thieving gang led by Fagin in the Victorian classic. It’s difficult not to think of Oliver while reading An Artful Dodge, as the Dodger was trying to recruit Oliver into the same kind of thieving ring that Kit Jimeson has been a member of for years.

But “The Ring” that Kit is such an integral part of is based on the real-life Forty Elephants, all-female thieving ring, which happened later in the Victorian era. Unlike Fagin’s gang of little pickpockets, “The Ring” relies on slightly more mature thieves. Kit wasn’t allowed to join the Ring until she was fourteen, and she’s been doing her best in the six years since to keep her younger sister Sarah as far out of it as possible.

One of the strengths of the story is that, in its deep immersion in its time and place, it doesn’t make moral judgments about the existence of the Ring or its necessity in allowing Kit and her fellow thieves to survive in a world that has few legitimate places for young women on their own. The Ring isn’t so much a choice as it is a chance for survival that is never exactly safe but is safer than being on her own after the loss of both her parents.

The Ring provides safe rooms, meals and even education. In return Kit thieves from shops catering to the gentry. Whether the shopkeepers can afford it or not isn’t the question. The question is whether they can afford it better than she can and the answer is always yes. It’s about survival, which means making a living wage at a time and place when other options were almost non-existent.

We see this world through Kit’s eyes at a time of change. Scotland Yard is taking property crimes like theft a lot more seriously than they used to – and they’re getting better at catching the thieves. Transportation to the Australian penal colonies is no longer an option, so thieves are either imprisoned or hung instead of ‘merely’ (definitely scare quotes there) transported.

Kit’s personal security is imperiled when the leader of the Ring who has been mentoring her for years is forced to step down by the daughter of the previous leader, just returned after 20 years of that transportation. Kit senses that something about the transfer isn’t right, she knows she can’t trust this new leader who came in with an old grudge against her, and her sister is in danger after witnessing a murder.

Kit’s world is closing in and there’s danger all around, even as she realizes that her oldest, deepest friendship has taken a turn towards romance she’s not certain she’s either able or ready to accept.

Which is where betrayal enters the scene, and things turn darkest. To protect everyone she loves, she’ll have to use every skill she has to escape the trap that her mother’s sins have dragged her into. Not knowing that someone else has planned better and further ahead.

Escape Rating B: I picked this up for two reasons. First, I really enjoyed both of the author’s historical mystery series, Victorian Mystery (A Dangerous Duet and A Trace of Deceit) and Inspector Corravan (Down a Dark River and Under a Veiled Moon). Second, my reading group LOVED An Artful Dodge and I hoped to do the same.

I did like it, but I didn’t love it the way I expected to. And part of that liking was certainly Anna Burnett’s excellent narration. But I’ve been trying to figure out why it didn’t grab me the way I thought it would ever since I finished.

Coincidentally, I was reading Heart of the Nile by Will Thomas as I was listening to An Artful Dodge. Both stories are set in the Victorian Era, although Thomas’ Barker and Llewelyn series is set nearly two decades after An Artful Dodge. Both stories are told in the first-person, Nile by private enquiry agent Thomas Llewelyn and Dodge by thief Kit Jimeson.

So we’re inside both of their heads and see their respective adventures through their eyes. But Heart of the Nile had me on the edge of my seat from the off, while An Artful Dodge, although it immersed me in its time and place every bit as much as Heart of the Nile, didn’t grab my attention and keep it as firmly in its grasp.

I’ve been pondering that difference for literally DAYS. I think the answer is that, although we see the world through their eyes and feel their emotions from inside, the pacing of An Artful Dodge is more than a bit slower. You’d think it wouldn’t be, as Kit is part of a thieving gang, danger is just as real and imminent for her – if not more so – than it is for Llewelyn, and there’s clearly betrayal on every single side.

But Kit describes every single thing and every person in exhaustive detail – as well as her own detailed thoughts and feelings about all of it. She worries, she ruminates, she mulls, she angsts. She doesn’t exactly repeat herself, but we get every detail of all of it, or so it seems. The story does a great job of describing her world in a great deal of detail, but the pacing drove me mad.

Llewelyn, on the other hand, definitely is not a stone or a stoic. He feels his feelings, he worries the case is putting his wife in danger, his boss drives half-insane, he spends a morning in jail on a point of his boss’s principle. He gets shot at more than once. But he doesn’t wring those emotions to death. And we still get the sense of time and place – enough but not TOO much, while he gets on with telling the story.

The idea of this book is fascinating, based a bit on the slightly later, but entirely real, Forty Elephants, a historical female thieving gang operating in the same Elephant and Castle area led by Alice Diamond. So fascinating, in fact, that there are two fictionalizations of Alice’s story in The Forty Elephants and Queen of Thieves, as well as other books set in or near the same era about completely fictional female gangs like Alex Hay’s The Housekeepers. There’s clearly a LOT of fascinating stuff to be mined both on this topic and in this period and I really hope authors keep on mining it.

This particular book, however, gets a LOT of points for the immersion factor. There’s a whole lot about the living and working conditions of the era, particularly for women but just the lack of opportunity for everyone in what were referred to as “the lower classes”. That information is wonderfully conveyed through the story without the story being in service to the lesson.

And I did like Kit as a character and rooted her to come out of this mess with a whole skin and a happy ending. I even empathized with how much she worried and ruminated, because there was a lot happening to her and around her, a lot of it was dangerous for her, her sister, the gang, and everyone she knew, and there were plenty of opportunities for dramatic tension.

But for this reader, that tension got muted by the slow pace of the story. As I already know that reading mileage varies on this one, for the legions of readers who enjoy stories that include in depth descriptions and perceptions, Kit’s ‘artful dodge’ of pretending to herself that everything will be fine when in her heart of hearts she half scared out of her mind – and with good reason – will undoubtedly keep those readers enthralled from beginning to end.

#AudioBookReview: Matcha on Monday by Michiko Aoyama translated by E. Madison Shimoda

#AudioBookReview: Matcha on Monday by Michiko Aoyama translated by E. Madison ShimodaMatcha on Monday (Marble Cafe, #2) by Michiko Aoyama
Translator: E. Madison Shimoda
Narrator: Ami Okumura Jones, Daniel Bunton, Sadao Udea, Winson Ting
Format: audiobook, eARC
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Genres: healing fiction, relationship fiction, translated fiction, world literature
Series: Marble Cafe #2
Pages: 208
Length: 4 hours and 25 minutes
Published by Hanover Square Press, Harlequin Audio on July 7, 2026
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Discover the beloved early classic from the million-copy bestselling author of WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS IN THE LIBRARY
Across a bridge in a quiet neighborhood in Tokyo, a charming little matcha café – open only on Mondays – offers a beacon of light and healing to all who pass through its doors.

All throughout the week, customers flock to the Marble Café that’s tucked away behind the trees – except when it’s closed on Mondays, when the Matcha Café opens in its place, offering its clientele a warm cup of matcha and restoration to start the busy week ahead.On this one day of the week, people from all walks of life frequent this cozy haven and experience the joys of human connection. Among them include: • A singer who has just broken up with his lover • An unsociable young owner of a tea wholesaler • A husband who has made his wife angry • A designer and owner of a lingerie shop • A Kamishibai artist who doesn't get along with his grandmother
This heart-warming story spans Tokyo and Kyoto over twelve months, bringing together a community of untold unfolding lives – all starting with a cup of matcha.

My Review:

Tokyo’s Marble Cafe, the center of the interconnected stories in Hot Chocolate on Thursday, is never open on Mondays. At least, not unless the cafe’s owner, the Maestro, decides to hold a special event. Special events are always scheduled on Mondays, when the Marble Cafe is officially NOT the Marble Cafe.

On one particular Monday in January, the Maestro decides to open a Matcha Cafe. He’s helping out the son of an old colleague, by providing the young man a preview of what his life might be like opening a branch of his family’s traditional matcha cafe in Tokyo, where matcha isn’t currently as popular as it is in Kyoto, where the family business is based.

The young man is reluctant to make such a drastic change in his life for any number of reasons, none of which the readers are aware of. And neither is the young woman who enters the cafe looking for a treat on a day that definitely needs one. At least from her own perspective. She has no clue that she might be the treat FOR the man behind the counter making her matcha while awkwardly attempting small talk. Something he KNOWS he’s really bad at.

Like the first book in this series, Hot Chocolate on Thursday (when the Marble Cafe definitely IS open), the stories in this second book represent hands clasped around a circle. Also, this time around, the circle of an entire year.

That image, of people holding hands out one to another, is part of the Maestro’s own philosophy about life and connections. It’s a version of paying it forward, that everyone is connected to everyone else, and that people need to give thanks to the folks who created the connections that have led them to happiness and to do the same for others.

In the case of this particular round of stories, it begins with that young woman who is having a bad day after showing up for work on her day off. From there the story goes around the circle to a man returning to the cafe hoping for matcha in February, only to discover a better present nearby at a local lingerie shop. Which leads to a gift of lingerie that is not going to be worn at a wedding in March, to the beginnings of a resolution surrounding a long-standing contention between a young woman and her judgmental grandmother, and so on.

Each story is delightful in itself – and in the way that it seamlessly leads to the next. A couple of the stories provide a bit of an update on some of the characters involved in that first book, and of course it all comes full circle, as that cup of Hot Chocolate on Thursday did, to the couple who met but did not manage to connect – yet – over that Matcha on Monday. Except that the story in December is told from the opposite point of view.

But they’re all interconnected. Even if one of the characters never does manage fulfill their dream of shaking the hand of a kangaroo along the way.

Escape Rating B: This series, and stories like it, are definitely mood reads for me. Or mood listens, as this case turned out to be.I got hooked on these interconnected short stories after reading Before the Coffee Gets Cold, and it seems like the popularity of that book in the US opened the floodgates to making translations of other, similar series available.

Most of these stories are gentle reads. By gentle I mean that not a lot happens, there are no chase scenes or murders or grand passions. They’re stories about everyday life among everyday people, vignettes of mostly good things with the occasional bit of sad fluff thrown in to keep the whole thing from being too sweet.

The story about the contentious relationship between the young woman and her judgmental grandmother is the drop of bittersweetness in this particular cup. They do find a way forward, but old, bad habits prove VERY hard to break.

In the case of this particular book, and this particular series, I enjoy the way that the stories connect from one to another. It’s not subtle and it’s not intended to be and that’s just right. The way that the story comes full circle provides just the right amount of closure.

These are terrific stories to listen to at bedtime, enjoyable but not overly dramatic. And they’re great if you’re looking for something to lift your mood, just as the young woman is looking for a treat to lift hers in the first story.

I did listen to this one, as I did the previous book. And again, there are four narrators to keep the stories from sounding the same. While I’m not going to insert my usual rant about the lack of inclusion of a cast list in this multi-voiced production, that may be for the best in this particular case as there’s one story that is told from the perspective of a child, and the adult voice narrating that particular story was jarring to my ear. Not that the narrator didn’t do well in other parts of the book, but they sounded too obviously adult to be the right narrator in that one instance.

The next time I need another sweet reading/listening pick-me-up, I’m sure I’ll pick up another one of these stories. If you’re looking for something similar, please check out some of my favorites in this genre, including What You Are Looking For Is In the Library, The Kamogawa Food Detectives, The Ex-Boyfriend’s Favorite Recipe Funeral Committee, We’ll Prescribe You a Cat, and, of course, Hot Chocolate on Thursday.

#AudioBookReview: Cinder House by Freya Marske

#AudioBookReview: Cinder House by Freya MarskeCinder House by Freya Marske
Narrator: Anna Burnett
Format: audiobook, eARC
Source: supplied by publisher via Edelweiss, supplied by publisher via Libro.fm
Formats available: hardcover, ebook, audiobook
Genres: fairy tales, fantasy, fantasy romance
Pages: 144
Length: 4 hours and 34 minutes
Published by Macmillan Audio, Tordotcom on October 7, 2025
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Sparks fly and lovers dance in this gorgeous, yearning Cinderella retelling from bestselling author Freya Marske—a queer Gothic romance perfect for fans of Naomi Novik and T. Kingfisher.
Ella is a haunting.
Murdered at sixteen, her ghost is furiously trapped in her father's house, invisible to everyone except her stepmother and stepsisters.
Even when she discovers how to untether herself from her prison, there are limits. She cannot be seen or heard by the living people who surround her. Her family must never learn she is able to leave. And at the stroke of every midnight, she finds herself back on the staircase where she died.
Until she forges a wary friendship with a fairy charm-seller, and makes a bargain for three nights of almost-living freedom. Freedom that means she can finally be seen. Danced with. Touched.
You think you know Ella's story: the ball, the magical shoes, the handsome prince.
You're halfway right, and all-the-way wrong.
Rediscover a classic fairy tale in this debut novella from "the queen of romantic fantasy" (Polygon).
At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

My Review:

Just as the blurb says, you think you know this story. If you’ve ever read Marissa Meyer’s Cinder, or Alix E. Harrow’s Fractured Fables duology (A Spindle Splintered and A Mirror Mended) you may think you have a handle on all the variations on this story as well.

We’ve all grown up on it, after all, thanks to Disney. The wicked stepsisters, the drudge who wants to go to the ball, the fairy godmother (or mothers), the prince, the shoes. And all those elements are here in Cinder House.

And so is Ella. Or, at least, in this case, the ghost of Ella, trapped in the house where she was murdered, still serving as the drudge of all work for her murderous stepmother and her stepsisters, one evil and one just as trapped in her own way as Ella is in hers.

Ella’s stepmother may be the one who killed her, but it’s the house itself that has trapped her. Because the house is sentient. It can’t speak, not exactly, but it still needs a way to express its grief and its anger, and it needs a vessel to hold its grudges. Ella is its hands, its voice, and its only possibility for revenge.

All it has to do is watch and wait and let Ella’s suffering fester within its walls, driving her towards revenge for them both. Unless, with the help of a literal fairy godmother, Ella can find a way out from under both her family and her family’s house that no one ever imagined.

UK cover because its pretty AND pretty descriptive at the same time!

Escape Rating B+: I picked this up because this was the only novella among this year’s Hugo nominees that I hadn’t read. I remember checking it out multiple times and then skipping over it, probably because I did think I knew the story. In the end, well, I LOVED the end. That was perfect. And all the stuff about Ella being a ghost and the way that worked was a new and different way of handling Ella’s situation and just the way that ghostliness worked overall was well done.

I think my mixed feelings are in just how much of the early part of the story was taken up in detailing, not Ella’s ghostly situation because that was fascinating, but her continuing abuse at the hands of one of her stepsisters who was both a sorceress AND a psychopath. Not that all of that didn’t need to be established, not that it wasn’t important to the story, but there was a lot of “oh woe is me” that was just more than I wanted no matter how justified it was. And it was.

How Ella’s ghostliness worked was fascinating, and new and different. But her stepsisters’ treatment of her was old and sad and a bit overdone for my personal taste. As is often the case for me, when I listen to a book, as I did with Cinder House, when the narrator is good, as Anna Burnett certainly was, I find myself feeling a bit too much for the character’s personal travails because I’m too much inside their head. Which makes the listening experience simultaneously excellent and uncomfortable.

Howsomever, as I said, the ending of this was terrific AND terrifically unexpected in the way that it worked out. And not just because a happy ending in a romance between a ghost and a living human is a bit of a puzzle to arrange. The unconventionality of the arrangement between the Prince, his political bride, his ghost and her two best friends was a surprise and a delight. I wasn’t expecting the way it worked out AT ALL but I was very happy that it did – if not quite as happy as they were!

#AudioBookReview: Our Perfect Storm by Carley Fortune

#AudioBookReview: Our Perfect Storm by Carley FortuneOur Perfect Storm by Carley Fortune
Narrator: AJ Bridel, Jack Copeland
Format: audiobook, eARC
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Formats available: hardcover, ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, friends to lovers romance
Pages: 410
Length: 10 hours and 51 minutes
Published by Berkley, Penguin Audio on May 5, 2026
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Best friends have one week in paradise to fix their friendship or fall apart in this heart-stopping, utterly romantic new novel from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Every Summer After and One Golden Summer.
Frankie and George have been best friends since they were eight years old. Both passionate, impulsive, and headstrong—they’ve always clashed . . . and come back together. Until now. It’s the eve of Frankie’s wedding weekend, and she doesn’t know where they stand or even if George will show up as her best man.
Then, at the start of the festivities, in walks George. For one glorious evening, surrounded by her loved ones, Frankie’s life is finally perfect. But it all comes crashing down when her fiancé dumps her the next morning, leaving only a note as an explanation.
Crushed and confused, Frankie returns to her family’s home to wallow. But George has a different idea and a plan for healing Frankie’s broken heart. He wants her to go on her honeymoon. With him. For one week, to the lush rainforests and misty beaches of Tofino.
Frankie agrees, seeing the trip for what it really is: one last chance to repair their friendship. Even if it means unearthing secrets and long buried feelings neither knows how to handle. Even if it means falling apart for good.

My Review:

The idea of this story is terrific. The execution didn’t quite work for me as well as I’d hoped. Although I can’t say this enough, the audio narration was terrific and made a story that didn’t live up to its potential worth listening to all the same.

This is a friends-to-lovers story. In fact, it’s about the lifelong friendship between Frankie and George. They’ve been besties since they were EIGHT. Most people are lucky if they can hang onto one friendship half that long, but Frankie and George are thirty when this story begins and in some ways are every bit as close as they were when George moved in next door over twenty years ago.

And in other ways they are miles apart. Mostly in secrets. The secret that George has been keeping from Frankie since they were 14, if not earlier. And the secret that Frankie has been keeping from herself every single bit as long.

George is supposed to be Frankie’s best man at her wedding to someone else. She’s a nervous wreck at her own rehearsal dinner because she can’t imagine doing this – or anything else important in her life – without George at her side. George is coming because he promised he would be there for her. Even if she’s breaking his heart. Because she doesn’t know that she is and he’s not planning to tell her. EVER.

Whether he should have stuck to that plan or not is one thing. Whether he should have broken it quite so thoroughly is another. Whether they can get past the mess they both make out of the result is yet to be determined.

But they have to try. Even if Frankie doesn’t know exactly what they’re trying for. Or about. Or why it always had to be just this messy along the way.

Escape Rating B-: The storm may be perfect but this book isn’t nearly so. The audio was terrific, which is why I stuck with it to the point that I had to finish, but the story drove me bananas until the 2/3rds mark, and that’s way too long to be talking back to an audiobook.

The IDEA of this as a friends into lovers story had SO MUCH possibility. I liked Frankie and George as characters and loved the idea of their lifelong best friendship. BUT, I knew from the opening pages that Frankie was being willfully obtuse about her upcoming marriage to Nate and especially the nature of her adult relationship with George. Or at least his adult feelings for her.

It’s so, so obvious to the reader that George has been in love with Frankie for years – if not possibly forever – from the minute he enters the scene. At her rehearsal dinner for her wedding to someone else.

I started wanting to reach through the audio with a clue-by-four and didn’t stop until the penny dropped for her much, MUCH too late. Or too long. Healing takes as long as it takes, and people lie to themselves ALL THE TIME, but her obstinate, angsty blindness went on for too many words and too many pages.

In other words, the story dragged A LOT in the middle. If the audio performances by AJ Bridel as Frankie and Jack Copeland as George hadn’t been excellent, I’d have bailed early. But they WERE excellent and the way the audio was performed – not as alternate chapters but as Frankie’s narration of her perspective on events and her internal thoughts with George’s own voice in her head worked better than the now usual alternating chapters and voices.

This would be a C rating if not for the audio. They’re that good. And the story needs them to be.

In the end, I got why George hid his feelings from Frankie for so long – even if the way he went about the reveal was a bit shitty. The whole thing finally started to work when Frankie started figuring out that she’d been lying to herself for reasons that made a whole lot of sense – IN THE END.

But by the time I got to that end I was mostly sticking with it to see if my guesses about why her erstwhile groom bailed on the wedding the night before were correct. Which they were. In the end, this story turned out to be a combination of too much obviousness and too much obliviousness tied up with a tiny bow of obnoxiousness in one tantalizing package.

And by that I mean the descriptions of Tofino, which is a real place that I would love to visit – just not along with Frankie and George.

Grade A #AudioBookReview: There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm

Grade A #AudioBookReview: There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntmThere Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm
Narrator: Rebecca Calder
Format: audiobook, ebook
Source: borrowed from library, supplied by publisher via Libro.fm
Formats available: hardcover, paperback, large print, ebook, audiobook
Genres: dystopian, horror, science fiction
Pages: 288
Length: 8 hours and 47 minutes
Published by Ballantine Books, Random House Audio on November 11, 2025
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Humanity is under assault by malevolent "antimemes"—ideas that attack memory, identity, and the fabric of reality itself—in this wickedly brainbending tale of science-fiction horror, an entirely reimagined and expanded version of the beloved online novel.
They’re all around us, hiding in plain sight.
One could be in the room with you, now, just to your left. You could be seeing it right now—but from this second to the next, you’ll forget that you did. If you managed to jot down a note, the paper would look blank to you afterwards.
These entities can feed on your most cherished memories, the things that make you you—and you’ll never even know anything changed.They can turn you into a living ghost—make it so that you’re standing next to your spouse, screaming in their ear, and they won’t know you’re there.
They are the perfect predators, equipped with the ultimate camouflage—the ability to wipe out memories of their own existence.
And they aren’t just feeding on us. They’re invading.
But how do you fight an enemy when you can never even know that you're at war? How do you contain something you can't record or remember?
Welcome to the Antimemetics Division. No, this is not your first day.

My Review:

This was wild – and utterly compelling – but not in the ways I thought it would be. Mostly because I was told this was horror. Not that horrifying things don’t happen – and LOTS of them – but it’s not what we think of when we think of horror. It’s science fiction and that’s my jam so once I got over the disconnect of being told it was one thing and discovering it to be another (and for once that was not the blurb’s fault) I was all in.

There are, science fictionally, lots of stories about secret organizations that protect the world from dangers and monsters that are too far “out there” to comprehend. Or even to accept that those monsters exist. Movies like Men in Black, TV series like The X-Files, Torchwood and Warehouse 13. The kind of stuff that Stargate brought home through the gate and stored at Area 51. The sort of dangers that The Laundry Files by Charles Stross and Prophet by Sin Blaché and Helen McDonald both categorize and fight.

But the monsters that the Antimemetics Division fights are just that bit different – and scarier. Because they are monsters that make you forget they exist. And make you forget that you are fighting them. And that an organization exists that does its damndest to keep fighting them.

These are the “Unknowns”, the monsters with antimemetic powers. The monsters who make even the members of the Antimemetics Division forget that they are fighting the monsters that make them forget – and have been at war with one of those monsters for decades. If not longer. And not for the first time.

These monsters, these “Unknowns”, may or may not begin with a body. They may or may not ever BE embodied. They began as ideas. Some of them even began as good ideas. But humans warp language, warp ideas, and the book 1984 was not wrong. How a thing is called shifts how it is perceived and the road to hell is paved with good intentions that go horribly, horribly wrong.

The thing about ideas is that they are impossible to kill. Bodies can be killed. Monsters can be eradicated. Ideas just lie low and wait to be rediscovered. The Unknown cataloged as U-2135 embodies the idea that human civilization in all its forms is irredeemable and must be destroyed. That the only way to destroy it is to destroy all the humans. Everywhere in the multiverse by flooding every single human with the very worst versions of themselves until they can’t stand themselves or each other and wipe themselves out.

The tiny remnant of the Antimemetics Division has been planning for decades to eradicate U-2135 before it can eradicate them. If only they can remember enough, hidden well enough, in time enough, to save humanity.

Whether it deserves it or not.

Escape Rating A: This is a “book baby” situation. If you extracted the humor from Men in Black and the romantic vibes from The X-Files, and combined that in a petri dish with Stross’ Laundry Files (both for the British-ness and the secret government bureaucracy-ness), you’d get something that approaches There Is No Antimemetics Division. Because this story combines the elements of laboratory-based SF with government bureaucracy process SF with prepper cult conspiracy theory dystopian insanity and turns the dial up to, well, 13. Or 22 (as in Catch-22) Or 51. If you get into it, much like the members of the Antimemetics Division itself, you get caught up and can’t let go.

(I listened to this in audio and the reading by Rebecca Calder gave the whole thing a huge “you are here” feeling. We were inside the thought processes of Antiemetics Division Chief Marie Quinn and it’s a frightening and fascinating place to be. Made more insane (for multiple definitions of that word) by the starts and stops and memory erasures and recoveries and backtracking and sidestepping for Marie to figure out who and where she is and how she got there and how many times she’s had to reconstruct herself to get the job done.)

A lot of the way the story works is through bureaucratic process handled in the midst of insanity. Of the way they keep filling out forms and requisitions and making database entries even as the world shifts and morphs around them as their memories are shaken, stirred, deliberately suppressed AND dangerously protected at the same time.

The world around them is being destroyed and they’re being kept from seeing it even as they try to save it. It’s compelling, it’s brave, and sometimes it’s fiddling as Rome burns all at the same time. And yet, they keep trying and it’s impossible not to get caught up in their determination.

The solution, the resolution, manages to be both too big to comprehend, a fair bit of handwavium and surprisingly simple at the end. Also something that has been done before in other stories – if not with quite this much of a combination of pathos and panache. (I’m trying not to spoil it because it was both a big WOW and a whole lot of “how did I not see that coming” at the same time. Prepare to have your mind fully blown. Because if this had all really happened, none of us would remember.

Grade A #AudioBookReview: The Last Mandarin by Louise Penny and Mellissa Fung

Grade A #AudioBookReview: The Last Mandarin by Louise Penny and Mellissa FungThe Last Mandarin by Louise Penny, Mellissa Fung
Narrator: Eunice Wong
Format: audiobook, eARC
Source: supplied by publisher via Edelweiss, supplied by publisher via Libro.fm
Formats available: hardcover, large print, paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: political thriller, suspense, technothriller, thriller
Pages: 400
Length: 13 hours and 16 minutes
Published by Minotaur Books on May 12, 2026
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A standalone thriller co-written by the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Gamache series and an award-winning journalist.
In a fast-paced, all-too-real thriller co-written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Louise Penny and award-winning journalist Mellissa Fung, global politics become personal for two unlikely heroines. Alice Li, a first-generation Chinese-American, is an erstwhile food blogger who has lived in the shadow of her mother, Vivien Li. A Chinese dissident who escaped China after Tiananmen Square, Vivien is now a globally recognized human rights activist and passionate advocate for a free and democratic China.
When security and fire alarms go off simultaneously all around the world, setting off a panic, the signal is traced back to China. As world leaders scramble to respond, Vivien and Alice are called to the White House in hopes Madame Li can decode the Chinese intentions.
While it makes some sense that the President would turn to Vivien, since she regularly advises world leaders on the actions of today’s Chinese government, what isn’t clear is why they’d want to talk to Alice.
After looking at the evidence, Vivien says that the only thing worse than the Chinese government being behind it, is if they are not. It would mean, she explains, that some clandestine element within China is calling the shots. That the President of China has lost control. And an unstable China cannot be good for anyone.
Or perhaps that’s exactly what the shrewd old politician wants everyone to think.
Caught up in the chaos, Vivien and Alice are uniquely placed to stop the next, cataclysmic attack. But there are forces deep within both the American and Chinese governments intent on stopping mother and daughter. The estranged pair, who excels at misunderstanding each other, must figure out how to work together.
The increasingly frantic search for answers takes the women from the Oval Office to an office building in Akron, Ohio, from the noodle shops of Hong Kong to the necropolis of the first emperor. Along the way they must decode an old legend, and an old language invented by women, for women.
The Last Mandarin is an electrifying study of absolute power and voracious greed, political terror and personal conviction. But it is also, as to be expected from the minds of Louise Penny, beloved author of the Gamache novels, and Mellissa Fung, an acclaimed international journalist, an intimate examination of choice, of sacrifice, of memory and myths, both cultural and personal. It is the story of a mother and daughter, as well as a compelling international thriller about the precarious balance of power across the world, and within a family. And what happens when both break down.

My Review:

The Last Mandarin is a bit of a “six impossible things before breakfast” kind of story. Then again, our perspective on the frequently insane events of this tale is named Alice – and she often doesn’t believe what’s happening either, even while she’s in the midst of experiencing it.

Especially while she’s experiencing it.

The story begins with food blogger Alice Li in the restaurant of one of Washington D.C.’s premier hotels, watching resentfully as seemingly everyone in the room sidles up to the table to pay homage to her mother Vivien. Vivien Li, a refugee from the People’s Republic of China just after the 1989 protest and massacre at Tiananmen Square, has made a name and reputation for herself in the U.S. as a renowned human rights activist, an outspoken speaker against the communist regime that continues to control and suppresses the people of her homeland and an expert on the politics and history of the country she fled.

Alice has spent her entire life in her mother’s shadow, never measuring up to whatever unspoken plans and ambitions her mother had for her. Alice is still standing in Vivien’s shadow, dragged along in her mother’s wake, when every single alarm and warning system on the entire planet – and the space surrounding it – goes off at once. Everywhere, all at once.

And Vivien – with Alice in tow – is dragged from the hotel to the White House to speak to the members of the President’s inner circle about the source of what can only be considered an attack. Because whoever did this, however they accessed every warning system everywhere, including the space station in orbit and literally all the civilian and even military ships at sea, did it from somewhere in China.

Not that the country of China was exempt from what happened. Only that someone there must know something. And that Vivien – or one of the President’s advisors – should have seen it coming. But they didn’t.

All they have is one last text from one of Alice’s old college friends. She thought Liam was just a fellow food blogger, but his message was clearly more – and so was he. Whether he was a spy, a double agent, or merely an agent of Vivien Li’s own private spy network is something yet to be determined.

But Alice Li is determined to find out what really happened. As well as with figure out who, and what, her mother really is. It might make more of a difference than either Vivien or Alice can imagine if Vivien can manage to look past her own hubris to understand who her daughter really is, and what she’s really capable of, as well.

Before it’s too late.

Escape Rating A: This story is more than a bit of a wild ride. It’s the kind of story that the late Tom Clancy used to right, filled with paranoid plots, insane situations, mutually assured destruction brinksmanship, and the potential end of the world as we know it. (That Clancy is both dead and still publishing new books fits right in, as that’s just as impossible as much of both his – and this – story.)

But the impossibilities are in the details, and in the characters who find themselves thrust into the position where they are the only ones who CAN save the world. Even as the people who believe they are the powers-that-be gibber in paranoia and delusions and paranoid delusions that might even be partially true, worrying about vast hidden conspiracies and whether or not they’ll be blamed for the destruction.

The idea that the world is much more vulnerable than we think it is, and that world leaders are simultaneously afraid of each other – with reason – and have more in common with their enemy counterparts than their own people, can be, and probably is, both counter to what we believe AND entirely true. (That concept comes straight out of old Cold War espionage stories, where the enemy agents in the same situations understood each other better than the folks back home understood them – and vice very much versa.)

Again, even if the details of this story seem over-the-top. Which they mostly are.

At the same time, it’s easy to see co-author Louise Penny’s fingerprints all over the way this story works. There’s an ongoing thread through her beloved Chief Inspector Gamache mysteries in regards to hidden, deeply rooted, long buried, patiently waiting gigantic conspiracies. And that’s exactly what’s at the heart of this story – even if their motives are different from Gamache’s usual run of antagonists.

Because the story here combines human and political plausibilities and possibilities with the implausibility of its heroes and historical antecedents which careens hard into Dan Brown and the arcane, hidden historical meanings and implanted codes of, well, The Da Vinci Code.

And it’s that juxtaposition of the likely with the quirky and otherwise downright impossible that readers will either fall into in fascination or bounce off of hard and fast.

I fell hard, for the most part. I loved the conspiracy theories and the historical underpinnings. The strained relationship between Chinese dissident turned civil rights activist Vivien Li and her resentful adult daughter Alice grounded the story in the real even more than the plot wrapped around the real-world bogeyman of artificial intelligence run amok in cyberspace.

The way that the new conspiracy is steeped in the myths and legends of Chinese history will either captivate readers or push them out of the story. I love those kinds of details, but reading mileage definitely varies.

Readers who set aside their disbelief, or at least let it rest for a while, will enjoy The Last Mandarin a great deal. It’s the kind of espionage thriller that we don’t see nearly as much of as we used to. In that sense, and in its choice of foci and protagonists, it reminds me a bit of The Silver Fish as well as both Clancy and several of M.L. Buchman’s series, particularly his Miranda Chase series.

It’s also a story that is even better in audio. I listened to Eunice Wong’s narration – she’s a great reader for Alice – and got so caught up in her reading that I was up until 3 am finishing the audio instead of switching to text and wrapping up in a single hour. It was worth it.

So if you can wrap your willing suspension of disbelief around this combination of implausible heroes and not nearly as insane as we’d like them to be conspiracy plots, The Last Mandarin is a fascinating and fantastic read. In multiple senses of both words!

#AudioBookReview: Lightning Runes by Harry Turtledove

#AudioBookReview: Lightning Runes by Harry TurtledoveLightning Runes (City of Shadows, 2) by Harry Turtledove
Narrator: Paul Boehmer
Format: audiobook, eARC
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Formats available: hardcover, ebook, audiobook
Genres: alternate history, fantasy, paranormal, urban fantasy
Series: City of Shadows #2
Pages: 354
Length: 13 hours and 8 minutes
Published by Caezik SF & Fantasy, Tantor Media on April 16, 2026
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Hardboiled Noir meets Urban Fantasy in a post-WWII Los Angeles where vampires, zombies, and demons are part of the social fabric.

Magic is just another way to get killed in the City of Angels.

Los Angeles, 1940s. The war is over, but the shadows are growing teeth. In this gritty Historical Urban Fantasy, detective work requires more than a badge and a .38. It requires an understanding of the runes that thrum beneath the pavement.

It started with a knock on the door. It usually does. Now there’s a body, a missing musician, and a trail of magic that smells like ozone and bad luck. The LAPD is out of its depth. The "square" world is waking up to a reality they aren't prepared to handle.

My Review:

I picked this up because I fell hard for the first book in the series, Twice as Dead and was hoping for more of the same. That first book managed to combine the hard-boiled, noir-ish sensibilities of down-on-their-luck detectives like Sam Spade, Philip Marlowe and Easy Rawlins with the paranormal world of Dan Shambles into an urban fantasy that mixed the best of the ‘old skool’ of that genre with a bit of paranormal romance and the kind of thoroughgoing alternate world building that the author is famous for.

The City of Shadows that the series is set in is an alternate version of Los Angeles in a slightly skewed version of our own world. A world where all the creatures that go bump in the night – wizards, vampires, werewolves, ghosts and zombies, among others, are a known and sorta/kinda accepted part of society. About as well accepted as any other minority population, but also known to be just as real even if just as looked down upon as any other such group.

We never do find out whether the vampires, etc., came out of the coffin one relatively recent dark night or whether their existence has been accepted all along. We are, however, in a 1940s post-World War II era where the powers lined up more or less the same way but under different names – and with the supernatural fighting on both sides.

Just as in the first book, P.I. Jack Mitchell has several cases on his desk that he’s all too afraid are going to turn out to be one big, nasty mess. And he’s right. The vampire whose Nazi views and aggressive behavior drawing the wrong kind of attention to Vampire Village, the werewolf stalking the streets on full moon nights, the mob involvement in the record business AND the blackmail of the queer, black owners of the best jazz club in town shouldn’t have anything to do with each other. But Jack’s luck doesn’t work that way.

He knows they’ll be connected, if only to make his life that much more difficult and in that much more peril. All he has to do is keep his own skin in one piece long enough to unwind all the tangled threads of the case before they can tie him down or burn him out – again – and this time for good.

Escape Rating B: The cover of Lightning Runes sums up my mixed feelings a whole lot better than I ever expected. First, vampire Dora Urban wouldn’t be caught alive, unalive or dead in that dress or with that ridiculous expression on her face. Even after centuries – or more – as a vampire she’s still too much of an aristocrat for either. Meanwhile, there’s something wrong, like uncanny valley wrong or human bodies don’t quite work that way wrong, with the man standing in for Jack Mitchell. The story was like that too for me, a sense of ‘almost but not quite’ right – or at least not quite as good as the first book.

I really wanted to love this one because Twice as Dead was just so good. Parts of this WERE good. The cases were fascinating, the way that they came together took dogged investigation and a bit of luck and the way that Jack teased around all the edges of everything until the pieces started coming together was compelling. The way that Jack gathered more friends around him than he ever thought he’d have to get the job done was terrific.

But, and it’s a fairly big but, the pace slowed down every single time that Jack either got lost in his memories or got pulled down inside his own head in his totally righteous resentment of the way that the US of his 1940s – and ours – did not live up to the image it had of itself as the land of the free, the home of the brave, where all men are created equal.

Because he knows first-hand it’s not true. Jack is mixed-race, able to ‘pass’ in either direction. He sees the way the corrupt LAPD pull over men just a shade darker than himself for beatdowns in plain sight that people just pretend isn’t happening right before their eyes. He knows it could be him.

In the wake of their version of World War II, Jack still gets nightmares about his service during the war, even as he’s thinking about where he would have ended up if he hadn’t passed and wondering whether it would have been safer AND less scarring to be with the black troops or whether he’d just have a different set of scars.

While the many Jews in his neighborhood, and among his friends, remind him that there are people who have it WAY worse than he ever did – and that it’s all wrong and doesn’t look like it’s going to get righted anytime soon – if at all.

All of the above is, well, real. Very real. And it’s equally realistic that Jack thinks about all of it, gets reminded of the war all too often because he’s still fighting it in his head, hates the new ‘restricted’ neighborhoods – restricted to white people only, no nonwhites, no Jews allowed in spite of the laws against such restrictions – and seethes about all of it. That the villain this time around is his world’s equivalent of an SS officer who seems to be hell-bent on resurrecting his ‘Leader’s’ plans and policies in the US – if not the actual bastard himself – continuously pokes Mitchell’s wounds and resentments throughout the entire story.

The issue, as far as the book is concerned, is that it pulls the reader out of the story every time Jack goes down into these dark trenches, and he does it a LOT. I both sympathized and empathized with him every single time, but it either happened too often or went too deep and too far and too much.

Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in ‘The Maltese Falcon’

After all of Jack’s internal angst, the ending was a bit anticlimactic – and a bit of a deus ex machina. It was also a lot of fun, a popping of a huge balloon of tense anticipation with the lolloping of a ginormous shaggy dog. But as fun and funny as it was while it was happening, it was almost forgettable after the dark depths of the case itself. Your reading mileage may vary.

Or listening mileage, as the story lends itself well to audio with its first-person protagonist, very much in the Sam Spade/Philip Marlowe talking to himself and breaking the fourth wall kind of way. That being said, I kept waffling between thinking that Jack Mitchell didn’t sound as much like Spade or Marlowe as he thought he did or that the narrator didn’t sound quite as much like portrayals of Spade or Marlowe as I thought he ought to have. Your listening mileage may seriously vary on that one, especially as it may just be that Humphrey Bogart cast such a long, gravelly shadow as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon that it’s STILL impossible to shake.

In the end, I have to say that I liked this rather than loved it the way I did Twice as Dead. But I liked it more than enough to want to see it continue. I also need to find out how Jack’s office cats, Old Man Mose and Mehitabel are doing – and what they’re doing to destroy Jack’s office even more!

A- #AudioBookReview: Seasons of Glass and Iron by Amal El-Mohtar

A- #AudioBookReview: Seasons of Glass and Iron by Amal El-MohtarSeasons of Glass and Iron: Stories by Amal El-Mohtar
Narrator: Rachel Elizabeth Smith
Format: audiobook, eARC
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Formats available: hardcover, ebook, audiobook
Genres: fantasy, mythology, science fiction
Pages: 208
Length: 6 hours and 58 minutes
Published by Macmillan Audio, Tordotcom on March 24, 2026
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Full of glimpses into gleaming worlds and fairy tales with teeth, Seasons of Glass and Iron: Stories is a collection of acclaimed and awarded work from Amal El-Mohtar.

With confidence and style, El-Mohtar guides us through exquisitely told and sharply observed tales about life as it is, was, and could be. Like miscellany from other worlds, these stories are told in letters, diary entries, reference materials, folktales, and lyrical prose.

Full of Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, and Hugo Award-winning and nominated stories, Seasons of Glass and Stories includes "Seasons of Glass and Iron," "The Green Book," "Madeleine," "The Lonely Sea in the Sky," "And Their Lips Rang with the Sun," "The Truth About Owls," "A Hollow Play," "Anabasis," "To Follow the Waves," "John Hollowback and the Witch," "Florilegia, or, Some Lies About Flowers," "Pockets," and more.

My Review:

I picked this up because I’ve had mixed reactions to the author’s previous works, This Is How You Lose the Time War, co-authored with Max Gladstone, and her solo novella, The River Has Roots. Most readers LOVED Time War, but I have to confess that I did not. Howsomever, I fell hard for River, to the point that I was talking back to the marvelous audio version because I felt for the characters, wanted better for them SO MUCH, and saw the tragedy coming miles away.

This collection looked intriguing, and it certainly was that. What I didn’t expect was that it’s a retrospective of the author’s work from 2009’s “And Their Lips Rang with the Sun” to 2023’s “John Hollowback and the Witch”.

According to the author’s introduction, there is no new material in this book EXCEPT for the Introduction itself. An introduction which points out that, while these stories and poems were not collected to fit a particular theme or show a particular progression, they nevertheless display the overall themes that suffuse all of the author’s work.

In this review, I’m going to talk about the individual short stories, because that’s how I approached the collection. I listened to this in audio, and the poetry sounded beautiful, even the Arabic translations that I did not understand but sounded like spoken music. But I’m aware that I don’t really understand poetry – even in English – unless the themes hit me over the head AND I have time to really study them. Audio doesn’t lend itself to that approach.

Which leaves me to review the short stories individually, as I generally do with collections. But if you’re looking for a review of this book that approaches the collection as a whole, there’s an excellent review taking that tack in Ancillary Review of Books under the title “Scriptures in the Kindest Sense.

Turning now to the individual stories…

“Seasons of Glass and Iron” c2016
This is a lovely mythic telling or retelling or a bit of both about two women who are both the victims of, well, the patriarchy and all of the stories that women are told that claim that everything is their fault. The princess’s voice and movement is entirely suppressed to keep the men circling her father’s kingdom from ‘stealing’ her and it’s all her fault. The woman who meets her while traveling is on a quest to wear out magical iron shoes that literally break the bones of her feet because her mother helped her see that her shapeshifting bear husband is an abusive bear regardless of what shape he might be wearing at the time. Neither of them is at fault, but society makes them think they are. It’s only when they see the monstrousness of the other’s fate that they accept that their own is unjust and that they can escape together. Escape Rating A

“The Green Book” c2010
This was a story told in its ellipses. A woman who knows too much is trapped in a book. She can only ‘speak’ if someone writes in the book. The scholar who owns the book thinks he loves her, but they’ve only met through the book and he loves ‘book-her’ more than he’d ever love ‘real-her’ and she knows it. I felt like this one needed more than it had, because it’s a lot of sad but doesn’t quite gel into a complete story. It tantalizes rather than reveals but that may have been the point. Escape Rating B

“Madeleine” c2015
This one took a while to work for me, while at the same time it felt like I’d read something similar before, (which I now think might be Volatile Memory by Seth Haddon, but this has a much happier ending). From one perspective, it’s all about the way that women are told that any behavior that deviates from the so-called ‘norm’ means they are crazy (and so does the next story, “The Lonely Sea in the Sky”, but differently). On another hand, this is a story about the processing of grief, with a side-note about the loose qualifying requirements for participating in drug trials. On a third, and likely metaphorical hand, it’s a bit of Doctor Who’s “The Silence in the Library” as the protagonists haven’t really met before they meet in dreamlike memory fragments – and yet their relationship is already intimate in a way that neither has ever experienced before because they share the same heartbreaks and griefs and just need to find their way back to each other to be whole. Escape Rating B+ I loved the ending but the middle went on just a bit long.

“The Lonely Sea in the Sky” c2014
Very SF in ways that are also very dreamlike, and again, about the medical tendency to shove non-conforming women into a box labelled “crazy”. It’s also about the way that “progress” is spun so that anyone who objects is labelled a crackpot – or mentally ill – or both. At the same time, it’s a bit of ‘first contact’ in that the alien species isn’t as little like us as ‘ugly bags of mostly water’ as it could be, and only some people are sensitive to it. And thus the story recurves back to its origin. Escape Rating B+ because a) the ending is a bit of a wow and b) the narrator’s perspective could, in fact, be crazy but it doesn’t feel that way because SF.

“And Their Lips Rang with the Sun” c2009
This story is just a bit sly. And it has layers like an onion, complete with tears. It begins with an old woman telling a tale that borders on myth and might be legend, about the way that sun-priestesses sing the sun up at dawn and down at dusk. A story being told to a young man who seems like he never intended to sit down for the tale in the first place. But as the old woman plies him with endless cups of tea and tells the story, it switches from myth and metaphor to a story of love and temptation. Then it’s a discovery that the sun needs the singing and that the moon has singers of its own. By the time we reach the end, we know the story is true and that it’s hers – and also that it’s his and that her long-lost child has finally come home. Escape Rating A and don’t be surprised if you sniffle a little bit at the end

“A Tale of Ash in Seven Birds” c2017
This story IS intentionally a metaphor. It takes seven different species of birds, from the most mundane to the most fantastical, to tell a story about the rapaciousness of empires and the tenacity of people to resist the destruction of their culture. Listening to it, it almost sounds like a poem. In the end, I found the concept more interesting than I found the prose captivating. Escape Rating B

“The Truth About Owls” c2014
First, this isn’t really about owls. It’s about one girl’s identification with one specific owl, an owl that she comes to see as an avatar for herself. The owl is named Blodeuwedd, after the woman from Welsh mythology, specifically from the Mabinogion. (And we’ll come back to that in a later story). Anisa, herself the child of a Lebanese father and a Scottish mother, living in Glasgow but self-identifying as Lebanese, is a child of two worlds, feeling out of place in both and comfortable in neither. She sees herself both in the owl, in the bird’s predatory gaze and hostility towards anyone trying to push her in a direction she does not want to go – and with the legendary figure the owl was named for, the woman made of flowers. Because Anisa sees herself as hostile and even dangerous to a world that is hostile to her, and as a person made of disparate parts that won’t combine into a whole. What she is looking for is a connection that is not freighted with expectations. Whether she achieves that by channeling a magical power she once believed she had – or by relaxing her guard against the world or by accepting things as they are is left up in the air. An interesting story that works both on the level of fantasy and as a metaphor without forcing the reader to decide which. Escape Rating A-

“Wing” c2012
Short and lovely. Most of what this story has to say seems to be in what’s not written. I think it’s about finding the person who respects your secrets and understands them the same way you do even if they don’t know the secret itself. Or something like that. And I could be totally wrong. Escape Rating B

“A Hollow Play” c2013
This was lovely, bittersweet and sad. It’s a fae-in-exile story, but it’s also about giving up dreams in order to make them come true, how much a sacrifice has to hurt in order to power magic – and what sacrifice, hurt, power and magic all mean. It’s both a story about being an immigrant or refugee and a story about being the person you’re meant to be. All wrapped up in a story about what it really means when we say that we want the person we love to be happy, and how much we’re willing to pay and to lose for that happiness when it might not include us. Escape Rating A

“Anabasis” c2017
A story on the theme of “Nevertheless, she persisted” At first, the language of transformation resonated with me, but as the story got more lyrical it also obscured its own message. It sounds beautiful as it’s read, but I just needed more time for it to invoke the images I think it meant to. In the end, it didn’t quite stick. Escape Rating C

“To Follow the Waves” c2011
If you’ve ever read The Dallergut Dream-Department Store, this is the extremely non-cozy version of that concept. The central character is a woman who crafts jewelry that makes dreams, but she works to custom order. She’s been taught to create those dreams from a combination of memory and fantasy, and they’re supposed to be dream-like all around. The magic is in giving the dreamer the desired dream. But what if it’s more than that? When she becomes obsessed with a woman she sees at a cafe and begins to imbue ALL the dream-devices she creates with some facet of that woman, she’s surprised to be confronted by the woman herself, who has spent her own nights trapped in other people’s dreams and wants to learn to do it to the dream crafter as recompense. It’s a story about obsession more than love, a story that could fall into horror after the end but doesn’t quite if only because it ends before the tables get turned. Escape Rating B

“John Hollowback and the Witch” c2023
This was a fairy tale that could have come straight out of the Brothers Grimm. Well, it’s grim enough, anyway. It’s also feminist in the same way that “Florilegia” is, in that a story that’s traditionally told from the male perspective is instead told from the point of view of the women in the story who are caught in his trap. And it is a trap, very much in the same way that the arsehole in the author’s The River Has Roots is a trap. The trap of a man playing the social game to his own advantage while weaving a web around a woman who does not want him but is too polite, or too passive, or too rulebound, to resist – especially when everyone around her only sees the surface of him and not the evil underneath. But in this case someone did, took a literal pound of flesh out of his back AND the memories in his head, and set him back out in the world with the hole in his soul exposed for all the world to see. The only way for him to get his missing parts back is to acknowledge that they’re missing because of all the lies he told himself about, basically, what a nice guy he is. Escape Rating A with more than a bit of well-deserved bite.

“Florilegia, Or, Some Lies about Flowers” c2019
Back again to the tale of Blodeuwedd, although this time it hews considerably closer to the original tale in the Mabinogion. Albeit with a feminist twist. Because this time around, instead of believing all the men telling her that they made her to be what they want her to be, she chooses to make herself. I liked the concept of the story but found the language to be a bit, well, flowery, as if in imitation of the language of the original and that didn’t quite work for me. Escape Rating B

“Pockets” c2015
This was a terrific little closing story for the collection. It starts with an idea, that sometimes pockets are tiny wormholes in reality, that the stuff that’s put into one person’s pocket somewhere in the world comes out of an entirely different pocket somewhere else. There’s all sorts of directions this story could have gone, but instead of truly going down the rabbit hole of scientific exploration on the true nature of pocket wormholes, it turns into something uplifting about filling in holes in each other’s psyches so that the world as a whole, or at least the people in it, are a bit more whole. Especially if they share the contents of each other’s hearts and souls instead of just a bit of pocket lint. Escape Rating A-

Escape Rating Overall A-: Unsurprisingly, not all of the stories worked for this reader, and that’s generally true of such collections. Not every anything works for every reader every time. Howsomever, the standout stories in this collection, “Seasons of Glass and Iron”, “And Their Lips Rang with the Sun”, “A Hollow Play”, “John Hollowback and the Witch” and even “Pockets” each did something special in their own marvelous ways.

Something that did work in every story, however, was the narration of the audiobook version by Rachel Elizabeth Smith. She made all the stories sing and and turned the poetry – even the poems whose language I did not understand – into beautiful music. I will look for this narrator again, AND I will certainly pick up the author’s next book when it appears – hopefully in the not too distant future.

A- #AudioBookReview: Tiny House, Big Love by Olivia Dade

A- #AudioBookReview: Tiny House, Big Love by Olivia DadeTiny House, Big Love (Love Unscripted, #2) by Olivia Dade
Narrator: Joy Nash
Format: audiobook
Source: purchased from Amazon, supplied by publisher via Libro.fm
Formats available: paperback, ebook, audiobook
Genres: contemporary romance, romantic comedy
Series: Love Unscripted #2
Pages: 158
Length: 4 hours and 8 minutes
Published by Dreamscape Media, Hussies & Harpies Press on August 29, 2019
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On camera. Up close. In denial--but not for much longer...

After a relationship gone bad, Lucy Finch is leaving everything behind. Her old home, her old job, her old insecurities. Even Sebastián Castillo, her protective but intensely private friend of almost twenty years. Before she moves halfway across the country, though, she has one last request for Seb: She wants him to help her choose a tiny house on cable television. And maybe during the filming process, she can discover once and for all whether his feelings for her are more than platonic...
Sebastián would rather do anything than appear on HATV. But Lucy needs him, and he can't say no. Not when she's about to leave, taking his heart with her. Hiding how he feels with a television crew watching their every move will prove difficult, though--especially when that crew is doing their sneaky best to transform two longtime friends into a couple.
Tiny spaces. Hidden emotions. The heat generated by decades of desire and denial. A week spent on camera might just turn Lucy and Seb's relationship from family-friendly to viewer discretion advised...

My Review:

This is the follow-up to last week’s Desire and the Deep Blue Sea. I’ll admit that that first book didn’t work all that well for me, so I was hesitant about this second one. OTOH, I generally like this author’s work so I set aside my misgivings and dove right in.

While both stories are set in stories wrapped around a fledgling cable TV network and their stable of reality shows – hence that Love Unscripted series title – this second story worked a whole lot better for this reader than the first one did.

And that’s all down to the romantic trope that powers this story. The previous story was an enemies-to-lovers story that just didn’t deal with the way that only one of the enemies even recognized that they were enemies. He was just that clueless.

This time around we have a friends-to-lovers story that begins exactly where it should, with the ride or die nearly two decades-long friendship between Lucy Finch and Sebastián Castillo. They were both outcasts in high school, and they bonded together over being on the outside together. It’s a bond that hasn’t wavered in nearly 20 years, not even when they both temporarily left Marysburg for their respective colleges.

Now, Lucy is about to leave Marysburg again – and this time it’s likely for good. Her last relationship didn’t just  end, it ended after her ex pretty much cratered her confidence for nearly a decade. She’s WAY better off without him, but she’s having a hard time dealing with the memories AND the negging voice in her head that’s definitely his.

But she can’t leave without making one last try at getting the infamously taciturn Sebastián to open up about his feelings. Specifically, his feelings for her. If friendship is all he has to give, then that’s all she’ll ever ask for. But she has to KNOW before she leaves.

She also needs a home that she can carry away with her on her new job as a traveling representative for Massage Mania. She’s looking for a tiny house she can move with her as she travels. The cable TV network that sponsored Callie’s Caribbean vacation ALSO has a who about tiny house shopping. Lucy’s friend Allie is a real-estate agent looking for a leg up in a cutthroat real estate market. Lucy herself is hoping for one more chance to discover what Sebastian really feels, and sees her unscripted tiny house hunt to spend some quality time with her bestie AND get a clue about her next move – or theirs.

Either it’s the opportunity of a lifetime – or it’s a chance to burn the bridge on the most important, supportive AND frustrating relationship in her entire life. But one way or another, when the show is over, she’ll know whether her relationship with Sebastián is forever – or for never.

Escape Rating A-: This worked for me. I went into this one hopeful, and this time, that hope was fulfilled. It was also terrific in audio, and the narrator Joy Nash did a great job with all the voices.  As she did in that first book but I was just too bummed about the story to give her the shoutout she deserved. So this one goes double.

(The book is available now. The audio will be released on April 7 so if you want the audio you’ll need a bit of patience. But if this is what you’re in the mood for – and I was – it’s worth the wait.)

As I said before – and I’ll say again later this week in another review – friends-to-lovers is one of my favorite romance tropes because the tension is real and relatable. Lifelong friendships are precious whether they have the possibility of turning romantic or not. There’s nothing in this world as supportive and sustaining as having someone in your corner who knows you from the inside out and loves you anyway – even when you drive each other crazy.

But the tension in turning a friendship into romance is real and the stakes are always high. Because if it doesn’t work you’ve lost something equally precious that you know you’ll never get back. So it’s easy to feel for Lucy edging up to taking the risk of telling Sebastián how she really feels.

At the same time, it’s just as easy to understand Sebastián’s unwillingness to take that risk. He has family who do love him and vice versa, but Lucy is the only person he’s let into his core. She’s literally the sunshine in his life and he’s afraid to even take a chance on losing it. The only way he’d EVER risk himself that way is that the risk of losing her because he’s told her how he really feels is now equal to the risk that he’ll lose her because she’s leaving and not coming back.

His only way to win is to leap and hope that the net of Lucy’s love will appear. But he’s spent so much time pretending not to feel much of anything at all that he’s frozen in place until not just the bitter end but a little bit past it.

That Sebastián’s frozen emotional landscape is the result of being the recipient of some epic high school bullying is just another facet of tragedy in this story. Bullying inflicts terrible trauma on the recipients. It leaves lifelong scars and it does not make the sufferers stronger – it makes them brittle. (This is a huge soapbox for me and I felt for Sebastián a lot because of it. I sincerely hope your mileage varies on this part.)

As heavy as some of Sebastián’s inner thoughts and feelings are, the wild array of tiny houses that Lucy is shown and her laughably honest rejections of them add a delightful bit of lightness to a story that does need a bit more sunshine. (The school bus converted to a tiny house decorated in used chewing gum and magic marker dick drawings was a masterpiece of snicker-worthy giggles. Because REALLY…)

In the end – and honestly through all of the terrible tiny house showings – this romance was a lot of fun, did a great job getting Lucy and Sebastián from friends to lovers and wrapped up their story in a big, beautiful, happy ever after glow that felt delightfully earned.

And it left me hoping that we’ll get to see more of HATV and its hardworking interns Cowan and Irene, in Cover Me, a new book tantalizingly teased after the end of this one. But whichever of the author’s ongoing series Cover Me turns out to be a part of, I can’t wait to read it!